Some time late last week, while sitting on my ass and perusing the internet as is my wont when I’m trying to unwind a bit, I had a question enter my mind about the weather for Saturday when I would be out at the CAF hangar in Camarillo.
Being a savvy, hip, handsome, intelligent, completely not full of shit, modern sort of guy, I said, “Siri, what’s the forecast for tomorrow’s weather in Camarillo, California?”
Simple, eh?
Until my phone, my iPad, and my watch ALL ANSWERED AT THE SAME TIME.
And all had slightly different answers.
I’m really, really looking forward to when they start arguing among themselves about those different answers.
When it gets to physical violence, or trying to infect each other with computer viruses in retaliation, then I’m turning them all off and moving to a cave in Alberta that’s 100 miles from the nearest cell phone tower.
I’m wondering what this physical violence will look like!
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Weaponized BlueTooth!! One pulse to drain the batteries, fries everything within 10 feet. (And makes sure I never have children…)
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It’ll blow my hand clean off of my wrist! Love the post by the way.
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Lol!!
My Siri has finally understood the meaning of ‘go away’ š
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