StumpTail apparently drew duty guarding the front porch. I didn’t want to distract or disturb him, but didn’t want to be rude either, so we exchanged a few pleasantries:
Some might say that StumpTail is too small to serve as a proper guard lizard. Oh, ye of little faith! Have we seen one single Mongol horde or legion of Uruk-hai come through that door today? NO!
I say the results speak for themselves. All praise and honor to StumpTail!
We Love The Stars Too Fondly 
You may think that stump is a sign of weakness, but you should see the remains of the other guy!
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There is no doubt in my mind that if you look up “badass” in the dictionary you’ll see StumpTail’s picture!
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