‘Cause I’m really PO’d and trying not to be, that’s why.
- Some days you’re the windshield, some days you’re the bug.
- Some days you’re both.
- The glory of being the windshield for a few minutes only makes it that much tougher when you realize the reality and magnitude of your self-inflicted bugginess.
- Even when you blow the Final Jeopardy question that’s right in your wheelhouse, life goes on.
- It’s not the Zombie Apocalypse – it just feels like it for a while.
- It’s important to maintain perspective,
evenespecially when all you want to do is drop back ten yards and punt. - If you’re losing your sense of balance, hold on to our sense of humor.
- I would if I could, but I can’t, so I won’t.
- Nine days and $300 more is too much when I can get two day delivery from someone else.
- We need clean underwear, stat!
- When all else fails, call Michelle at Sears.
Remember that tonight’s the last good night for the Perseid meteor shower. Look to the northeast after dark, after midnight is better if you can stay up. Last night in LA, only the really bright ones crossing a third of the sky could be seen, but they were glorious.
We Love The Stars Too Fondly 