Peaceful Coexistence

For the most part, the back yard at the Willett Family Zoo is a peaceful place of calm coexistence. The only exception that we see regularly comes from the hawks – one of them overhead will set off all of the squirrel “guards” with that really high-pitched “alarm!” call they have. It works – the last couple of days they’ve woken me up before 07:00 with that racket.

But the baby squirrels seem oblivious to the pigeons, which still outweight them by a factor of at least two or three.

Of course, the other monster that’s constantly causing all of the feathered creatures to fly and the furry ones to flee to their hidey holes under the pergola, is ME. Imagine the audacity that I must have to think that I can just go strolling out into my own yard any time I feel like it. Even when I’m going out to re-fill the bird seed feeders (pretty much daily now) I get attitude, not gratitude. The finches, wrens, and scrub jays now will line up on the back cinder block wall and bitch at me to hurry up, while the pigeons will sit on the roof of the house and do that whole purring pigeon sound, but in unison and an octave down, so it sounds like the soundtrack from “The Birds.”

I’m hurrying, I’m hurrying! I’m not asking for the birds to flock around and worship me like I’m some animated Disney princess (although I do have the pretty pretty princess hair!), but would it kill them to simply relax and not freak out when I’m simply coming out to feed them and help out? The hummingbirds are proving that it can be done – I’ve had hummers come up to two separate feeders that were inside of arm’s length from where I was standing and they minded their own business and fed while I minded my own business and watched them. (A little bit of awe was involved.)

Peaceful coexistence! If everyone can get along with the baby squirrels and pigeons, why can’t they simply ignore me?

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Anything Worth Doing…

…is worth repeating and over doing.

The world says, “Fine, fine, you’ve had your mid-life crisis crazy hair episode. I hope it was fun. You look stupid. Now, clean it up and act your age…”

I said, “NO! (Please be so kind as to fuck off.)” See, I said “please.” I’m not some kind of animal…

I also made silly faces while being gooped up. Because I can.

I have pretty pretty princess hair. I don’t have to play by everyone else’s rules.

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Fine Feathered Friends – April 30th

About four years ago, we were down in Marina del Rey meeting friends for brunch. We got there early, so of course I wandered around with a camera.

The boats in the marina are colorful and photogenic, with lots of sea birds around, but nothing too fancy, mainly just seagulls. Then this large dude landed near by.

A quick search shows this to be an American Bittern, a breed of stork. I think. I am wondering about all of those white feathers underneath its butt, which I don’t see in the internet pictures.

I do love that glare. And the orange eyeball of Death thing. If I were a fish or small rodent or frog, it might be less interesting and more terrifying.

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Happy 13th Birthday, WLTSTF!!!

Yeah, in previous years (for example, here, here, and here) I’ve done these big, long summaries of stats and numerical accomplishments – how many posts, how many likes, how many subscribers, and so on.

Not this year. It takes HOURS to dig through all of these posts and settings and media to get those figures. I’m too busy. And tired. If you really care (and none of you do, I’m sure!) just take last year’s post and add about 8%.

The tl;dr version:

My thanks to all of you for being here and reading this drivel!

I’m still posting almost every day, for whatever reason – I think I only missed three days this last year (01/24/2026, 11/07/2025, and 07/28/2025).

I seem to be posting more pictures and photography than writing – I would like to re-balance that mix. Again, really freakin’ busy… And we moved, and I’m STILL trying to unpack low priority things like the library.

Subscriber numbers continue to grow, but more slowly than in previous years. On the other hand, I seem to be getting more exposure, likes, and comments on social media.


On to year fourteen!

Let’s see what kind of stupid, whimsical, and bizarre shennigans I can get into! (He says, knowing what’s on tomorrow’s calendar…)

 

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Proof Of Life – April 28th

There’s one good thing about my beloved Kings getting swept in the first round of the NHL playoffs. My annual playoff beard is no more. I waited almost an hour after the game was over to shave it off.

The color has faded considerably to pleasant pastel shades. Plus, after almost six weeks, there’s a layer of grey underneath that is bothersome, at best.

As usual, with the beard, I look like a homeless guy. In this case, a homeless guy with $100+ to blow on getting pretty, pretty princess hair.

The question now is whether or not I will just buzz off the color and keep it short, or go back to Alonzo and have it re-colored. It could go either way.

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Random Old Photos – April 27th

I haven’t seen one of these at the Forever Home – but I would bet good money that they’re around.

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Suddenly It’s Really Late

The day got away from my quickly. Monday’s already showing signs of being “interesting.”

Have an adult squirrel.

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Real-World Weather

None of that theoretical stuff or any “predictions!”

Nope, the real thing, live, 3D, and in living color! Windy, cool, damp. Plus an extra helping of “windy.”

Coachella isn’t that far away, and Day Two of the Stagecoach country music festival was going on today. At one point before 20:00 they evacuated the site due to the winds. There were conflicting reports about whether or not that was it for today or if they resumed an hour or so later.

Whatever. We weren’t there. I’m just trying to make sure none of our lawn furniture ends up in a neighbor’s yard. Or in Rancho Cucamonga.

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Spring Fence Lizards

It hasn’t been terribly warm yet this spring except for one or two days, but it’s been warm enough to bring the lizards out of their winter hibernation.

They’re climbers and clingers, and the cinder block wall warms up nicely first thing in the morning and then retains the heat all day long.

Up, down, sideways, it doesn’t matter. They’re relatively safe on the wall, hard to grab by a hawk or other bird while they’re vertical and flat against the surface.

They do stand out and are pretty visible against the brick, as opposed to how they were pretty well camoflouged on the bark covering the trunk of the big tree in our back yard at the old West Hills house. Nonetheless, this seems to be a good trade off for them.

They also like to climb up on top where they’re in full sunlight, but in our case that puts them in traffic. Those psycho squirrels run up and down the top of this fence all day long, like they’re drag racing. The psycho squirrels are oblivious to the lizards, but that doesn’t mean that the lizards won’t get run over and knocked off into the abyss. The interactions between the species seem to be coincidental and accidental, but that doesn’t mean that they’re not dangerous for the critter that’s an eighth the size of the high-speed psycho.

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Sunset, Moon, Jupiter

Clear and a gazillion yesterday, about a quarter moon, right next to Jupiter.

An interesting level of quality available in a handheld iPhone image. Zoom in on the therminator (the line between night and day) on the moon to see the jagged edge caused by craters and mountain ranges.

And you can also pick out the brighter stars of Orion over on the left-hand side.

Calm.

Beautiful.

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