…and I guarantee I won’t see a single one of them!

Magnitude -3.7? That’s like 747-on-final-approach bright!
72° peak above the horizon? Nice & high, trivially easy to spot!
Almost six minutes from horizon to horizon? SWEET!
Rising at 5:07 AM? My ass will be warm, comfy, and ASLEEP IN BED!
As Dirty Harry said, “A man’s got to know his limitations!”