I Remembered The Flashlight

And a good thing, too.

Yesterday I demonstrated that when walking face first into a full body orb weaver web across the sidewalk in the dark, I can generate enough G-forces while flailing hysterically to set off the “You’ve Fallen Again ™” alarm on my Apple Watch. I said that I would try to remember to grab a flashlight on the way out the door in the future.

Same place as last time.

Beautiful craftsmanship, and not the biggest orb weaver I’ve ever seen, but not the smallest either.

I think I’ll name it Gandalf.

IYKYK.