22:58 Skunk

It’s almost 11:00 PM, the tunes (Sirius-XM Channel 33’s “Saturday Night Safety Dance” show) are hot and loud, the day has been exhausting (again)… and somewhere very nearby, like, eye-wateringly strong type close, there’s a very pissed off and frightened skunk.

DUDE!

I understand, I agree, I sympathize, but how is this helping?

Let’s work together. What do skunks eat? What’s your finest cuisine?

There’s a 50-pound bag of it and more to come if you can start killing or driving out gophers. You scratch my back…