Forever Home – July 16th

The worst part of buying a house and being in escrow? Being forced to turn off the “Silence Unknown Callers” feature on my phone.

Remember?

I have inspectors, vendors, insurance agents, utility companies, etc all calling me and I really need to take those calls ASAP. So all calls are allowed through.

It sucks. About half of the calls are spam.

The other thing I’ve found is that these days, as soon as you say something witty and snappy that indicates that you’re fully aware that they’re lower-than-whale-shit spammers, they start insulting and swearing at YOU, and then they hang up before you can start insulting and swearing at THEM. How is that fair?

The chandelier in the entryway is nice – wait until I install the lasers!