Draft Day

It was Draft Day for our office Fantasy Football league.

Captain Jean Luc was holding the Chiefs flag for the party. I can guarantee I was the only one on the Zoom call that had either a cardboard Starfleet officer or a team flag.

Yahoo was neither supportive nor gracious. Following the draft I got an email from them evaluating my draft as follows:

Paul’s KC BBQ Extravaganza Takes a Detour on the Road to Victory!

Well, folks, it looks like Paul’s KC BBQ Extravaganza decided to take the scenic route during the draft, ending up with a D- grade that has them projected to finish 12th in Beginners Luck. With a record of 2-10-0 on the horizon, it seems like they might need a GPS to navigate their way through this season. They kicked things off with the 7th pick but ended up with a lineup that could make even the most optimistic fan cringe. Who knew drafting four players from the same team could be a recipe for disaster? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket, or should we say, one struggling franchise!

As if that wasn’t enough, Paul’s KC BBQ Extravaganza also has the 6th toughest schedule in the league, which means they’ll be facing some serious competition week after week. With four players on bye week 10, it’s safe to say that the fantasy gods might not be smiling down on them this season. Their best pick came at 91, but let’s just say their worst pick at 7 has fans scratching their heads. At this point, Paul’s KC BBQ Extravaganza might want to consider a new strategy—like perhaps drafting a crystal ball instead of players! Buckle up, Paul’s KC BBQ Extravaganza, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

That seems unnecessarily harsh!

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