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Clear & A Billion-Trillion

Literally, not a cloud in the sky. Anywhere. And shades of blue that I never, ever saw in LA.

It’s definitely different up here in the High Desert, but we’re getting used to it. Mostly good stuff. While waiting to be seated for breakfast on Sunday, we saw an ambulance go buy, lights & siren blaring. It occurred to me that it was the first time I had seen anything like that in almost four weeks here. To my memory, I’ve only heard sirens out on the main road (a block away) twice. Between our two homes in LA for almost 35 years, it was a daily occurrence, or more. Granted, we lived near a couple of fire stations and a large hospital, but still…

The population up here is about 550,000 for Victorville, Apple Valley, Hesperia, and the unincorporated areas like Oak Hills combined. I haven’t gathered the statistics or gone looking for them online, but it sure feels like it’s a lot less hectic and stressed.

The other thing you might notice is that the second hummingbird feeder is up. Hummer2 is active and getting traffic, sometimes at the same time as Hummer1. The most I’ve ever seen is four hummers out there flitting about and feeding at once, but I’m hoping that will grow.

No additional sighting of the owl there was out there at sunset a few days ago, and very few finches are around. A bunch of crows, some pigeons, but no hawks at all, which surprises me. We did see a huge turkey vulture circling a few hundred feet up, but it never came down closer.

Also no small critters seen at all. No squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, or gophers (thank god!!). Also no lizards at all, which I find very odd. We’re surrounded by open desert, have rocks and “desert landscaping” everywhere, and when we were house hunting there were plenty of places where I saw fence lizards, just like in LA. But here, not a single one yet.

We have plenty of black widows outside (it looks like the house has been empty and unoccupied for a while before we bought it, so there hasn’t been much of that light maintenance) but I’m mowing them down like waves of wheat, so they shouldn’t be a problem for long. And no snakes that I’ve seen, although I’m sure they’re out there in the more undeveloped, wilderness areas. I’ll keep an eye open for them if I go hiking or walking and I’ll leave them alone if they do the same for me.

Have I ever told “the snake story” here? Maybe another night…

I thought it was supposed to be up in triple digits this week, but today was lovely. Mid 80’s, toasty in the sun but wonderful in the shade with a nice breeze, keeping the wind chimes active outside my office. And that blue sky!

 

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INVADER!!!

I was working on unloading a bunch o’ things from the PODS unit and ended up in the back yard by the small pear tree.

I’m very excited by the expectation that we’ll actually be able to eat some of these pears in a couple of months.

I was admiring the incoming crop.

The pears are still a little on the small and hard side right now, but…

WAIT!! WHAT’S THAT??!! DO YOU SEE IT?

SOUND THE ALERT! We have an INVADER!!!

It would have taken to long to go get a shotgun (especially since I don’t own one) so instead I just flicked it into low Earth orbit. NO PEARS FOR YOU!

Don’t worry, it lived, flew off over the back wall and out into the tumbleweeds and dust to wait for its chance to come back when I’m not being ever vigilant.

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One…

I think that in all of the chaos of the last six weeks, this particular bizarre incident of terror got completely overlooked. Boy, if that isn’t a sign, I don’t know what is!

Back on July 10th I we were in escrow, but still living in the old house in West Hills. The Long-Suffering Wife had left for the morning, I was down the hall in my work-from-home office, and the house was filled with boxes and stuff waiting to go into boxes.

I heard a crash of some sort from down the hall, in the kitchen or living room. Being alone in the house and the sound not being something like someone smashing in a door or window to force entry, I figured something had been piled up in an unstable manner and had crashed over to the floor. I would deal with it later.

Then came another bang. And another crash. I came to the conclusion that I was NOT alone in the house.

When I went to investigate, I found that the kitchen had been invaded by mourning doves.

At the moment I had no clue how they had gotten in. All doors and windows were closed. (Later, having reviewed the view from a NestCam, I came to the conclusion that they probably came down the chimney by accident. Drunk? Fermented berries? Or just stupid and clumsy? Both?)

This one was fairly calm. I put a towel over it, picked it up, took it outside, and let it go.

This one I found in the kitchen sink and I figured it would be a breeze to drop a towel over it, trap it in the sink, and repeat the take outside & release strategy.

WRONG!

I never did figure out what its major malfunction was, but I spent fifteen minutes chasing it around the kitchen before I finally got the drop on it. There was much panicked flying up into the eyes (mine) and flapping of wings in my face. I know that we’re in drastically different weight classes and that no one on the planet has ever been killed by a mourning dove, but there’s a first time for everything and I didn’t want it to be me with the funny headstone.

When I finally succeeded in getting it outside I realized that I was now twenty minutes late for a Zoom call with my boss, his boss, our banker, and multiple members of our Board. OOPS!

It’s not quite a “my dog ate my homework” moment, but I’m sure it wasn’t a story that was on anyone’s Bingo card that morning.

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Just Because They’re Colorful & Ornrey

A substantial chunk of our moving budget has been spent at one of the local UHaul locations (who have been wonderful, to be clear) and in the office there they have these two large, colorful, and loud birds. Macaws?

Today when I was dropping off the latest truck that I finished unloading last night, the two of them were out of their cages and wandering loose.

I wouldn’t describe either as “calm,” but at least the green one kept its distance for the most part and minded its own business.

The red dude literally knocked over a full sized broom that had been left leaning against the wall, then picked it up in its beak and started trying to chase me around with it. As much as I didn’t have “being beaten in the shins by a macaw with a broom” on today’s bingo card, I stood my ground and got glared at for my trouble.

They were gorgous. I went home and spent a very decent chunk of the day sitting on my ass and trying to recover a bit instead of unloading and unpacking and trying to bring order out of chaos. I remain confident that the chaos will still be there tomorrow. I do not expect the house elves to sort it all out for me while I sleep tonight.

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Forever Home – July 08th

I will miss my lizards at the Forever Home, but just as when we moved from the Pomelo house to here seven years ago and I missed my Pomelo lizards (search for “Freds”), this home had plenty of its own (“Bubbas”). We’re moving to the freakin’ desert – there will be other lizards, I’m confident.

I haven’t seen any yet at the Forever Home, but we were only there for less than an hour, and I was mostly indoors looking at the house, with just a quick glance at the yards. Tomorrow we’re going back for the property inspections, so I’ll have a chance to keep an eye out.

I have faith.

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Proof Of Life – June 15th

You want to talk about an actual invasion of Los Angeles? Here! The freakin’ gophers are killing my yard from below!

This spot of lawn has a couple of recent mounds on the left, and three or four of them on the right. I was standing there in the middle of the two spots, minding my own business, middle of the day, and not five feet from me another chunk of sod shifted and that buck toothed little bastard stuck its head out, wished me a Happy Father’s Day, flipped me the bird, stuck out its tongue, and vanished.

I proceeded to thoroughly perforate the ground out for a couple of feet in all directions, finally leaving the pitch fork buried deep in the central tunnel opening, but I have no idea if I got him. I have no way of tracking him or knowing where he’s at down below. It could have seen me, mocked me, and then been 100 yards away two houses down the block by the time I grabbed the Pitchfork O’ Death. Or it could have been three feet away. I’ll never know.

Yes, I have become a cartoon character. FML!

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22:58 Skunk

It’s almost 11:00 PM, the tunes (Sirius-XM Channel 33’s “Saturday Night Safety Dance” show) are hot and loud, the day has been exhausting (again)… and somewhere very nearby, like, eye-wateringly strong type close, there’s a very pissed off and frightened skunk.

DUDE!

I understand, I agree, I sympathize, but how is this helping?

Let’s work together. What do skunks eat? What’s your finest cuisine?

There’s a 50-pound bag of it and more to come if you can start killing or driving out gophers. You scratch my back…

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Random Old Photos – May 22nd

Looking at houses in the Apple Valley, Hesperia, Victorville area (“high desert” or “Victor Valley”) there are quite a few houses that are advertised as “horse properties.” At least, they’re zoned to allow horses. Most don’t have any equipment, stalls, barns, or other necessities, but if you want to invest a few tens or hundreds of thousand dollars in building it, you too can have horses!

Of course, there’s also the place that had all of that, along with at least two mules. We thought about it, especially if the mules could be included in the sale price. (Didn’t happen – probably dodged a bullet there!)

I am not completely ignorant of the ways of the equine critters – just 99.9999% ignorant. When I was a kid growing up in Kansas City we lived on the edge of the housing tract, with a farm over the back fence. Shetland ponies were always there to feed and pet and play with.

And I have been on a horse more recently than 1967. 2005, twenty years ago, to be exact.

Thank goodness we found a slow, old, swayback nag that was safe for me to get on.

God knows what happens if our fantasy forever home has two acres, a barn, a watering trough, and more horse stuff. Of course, I’ll have to learn the real words for all of that horse stuff.

Adventures await!

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Holier Than Thou

We’re losing the war with the gophers. In fact, I’m not sure that we’re even fighting anymore. I can’t even remember the last time I saw the “gopher guy.”

The gardeners were here last Thursday and smoothed and filled everything back in. Five days later there are eight large holes.

I won’t use poison because of the likelihood hat it will in turn kill hawks, owls, or other raptors that could feed on the dead gophers. So if the landlord’s “gopher guy” doesn’t come back and do a better job than he has in the past, I think the only option is getting a sleeping bag and a pitch fork and camping out on the front lawn. When I hear the next hole being dug near me, I can jump up and impale the little monster with the pitch fork!

We may all safely assume that particular plan will be put into effect right after Hell freezes over.

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Fine Feathered Friends – May 6th

For years the crows have ignored all of the bird seed thrown out into the yard. But the cookies and grapes that have been thrown out recently were a whole different thing. Now that the cookies are gone and I don’t have any grapes to share at the moment, at least one of the crows has put two and two together and gotten “breakfast” as the answer.

This dude’s huge.

Based on size, I thought that it was a raven, but the Merlin app says it’s a crow.

It’s not eating the little seeds, but the sunflower seeds and remaining bits of cookie are fair game.

The squirrels are surpisingly unbothered by this large black critter moving in on their bird seed racket. The juncos, finches, and mourning doves take off like a bat out of hell when the crow shows up, but the squirrels just ignore it.

The critter that DOES pay attention to the crow is the mockingbird. Mortal enemies, the mockingbirds are constantly mobbing it and buzzing it to drive it off. The crow in turn ignores them, but the mockingbirds scare the crap out of the squirrels.

It’s a circle of life thing, I guess.

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