Hell Arrives Early In SoCal This Year

Anyone who’s lived any length of time in Southern California knows that there’s a semi-official “brush fire season” from about late July through late October.  This is true of many other places in the western United States (Texas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Colorado all come to mind), but here in SoCal we have a LOT of houses and businesses that get in the middle of those brush fires, while many of those other places have a few houses and a lot of timber.

This year the wildfires have arrived early. It’s only early May, yet there are nine different fires burning in San Diego County and a couple more in Los Angeles County. Flip through the fifty or so pictures in that link if you want to see what Hell On Earth looks like SoCal style.

A big part of the problem is drought. California’s in an extended, extreme drought condition. Past droughts have resulted from multiple years where the rainfall amounts have been below average – but there was still rainfall. This drought has been caused by multiple years where the rainfall has been drastically below normal and many places have gotten no rain at all in two or three years or more.

Then the temperatures rise and rise a lot, much earlier in the year than they have in the past. Here in SoCal the two terms you hear repeated every year at this time are “May Grey” and “June Gloom.” Normally we’re getting a marine layer for weeks at a time, which at least keeps the humidity up a bit and will occasionally thicken enough to give you some drizzle or light rain. Not this year. The last two days have been at or above triple digits, and tomorrow’s going to be even hotter. Along with that heat we’re getting single-digit humidity (remember the crack about how “it’s a dry heat?”) and the Santa Ana winds blowing at 30 to 40 mph with gusts to 70+ mph.

Some idiot flicks a cigarette butt out of their car window…

Someone’s clearing weeds and their lawnmower blade hits a rock and sparks…

Someone’s car dies and they pull off to the side of the road, into the knee high, bone dry grass, which comes in contact with the almost red hot brakes, exhaust, and catalytic converter on the underside of their car…

…and eight hour later you have 20,000 people evacuated, 5,000 acres burned, and 100 houses gone up in smoke.

And it’s only the second week of May and it’s only going to get drier and hotter all through June, July, August, and all the way to Christmas and maybe into 2015.

One of these years it’s just going be a year-round thing, with triple digits, howling winds, constant fires, and no water.

This has been the driest and hottest year in recorded history, going back to when records first started being kept in San Francisco prior to the Civil War.

It’s almost like…like…like the climate is changing…

No, wait, that can’t be. Marco Rubio said that we’ve got it all wrong, and as a Florida lawyer he obviously knows far, far more than the 99% of climate scientists and weather researchers who…

Sorry, that’s a rant (or fifty) for another day (or fifty). (FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!)

Please keep an eye on the SoCal fire situation, today and tomorrow and the rest of the year. The people evacuating tomorrow might be you, or someone you know. Like, me.

I don’t think Marco Rubio’s going to be able to change that.

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