No Day So (Adjective) That – June 14th

There’s no day so frustrating that getting a jury duty notice won’t make it worse.

Every citizen’s civic duty!

Otherwise known as eight hours of your life that you’ll never get back in the most boring place in the known universe with the potential to have it turn into days, weeks, or months that you’ll never get back or get paid for with the opportunity to either have a mistrial at the end of all which turns it into a TOTAL waste of time or to be part of a group that makes one of the epic “on what freakin’ planet was OJ innocent??!!!” moments.

Do they still charge you with contempt if every time they ask a question you answer with “Hangin’s too good for ’em!” and attempt to disrobe?

Just asking.


Filed under Paul

2 responses to “No Day So (Adjective) That – June 14th

  1. I’m lucky (I guess) in that I’ve only been called twice and on those two occasions, I was quickly dismissed without being chosen. Apparently my work history with the court system isn’t appreciated by the defense. Sadly, it still took hours of waiting for that to happen (they were both interesting cases that would’ve lasted a few days). I wish you luck with it. If you don’t want to be a part of it, I’ll keep my fingers crossed that you’re dismissed early!


Please join the discussion, your comments are encouraged!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.