There’s no day so frustrating that getting a jury duty notice won’t make it worse.
Every citizen’s civic duty!
Otherwise known as eight hours of your life that you’ll never get back in the most boring place in the known universe with the potential to have it turn into days, weeks, or months that you’ll never get back or get paid for with the opportunity to either have a mistrial at the end of all which turns it into a TOTAL waste of time or to be part of a group that makes one of the epic “on what freakin’ planet was OJ innocent??!!!” moments.
Do they still charge you with contempt if every time they ask a question you answer with “Hangin’s too good for ’em!” and attempt to disrobe?