Insert Cursing Here

It’s how late? [Insert cursing here]

The Trumpencritter just made who his chief of staff? [Insert cursing here]

The Trumpencritter just made WHO his “chief strategist and senior counselor”? [Insert a hell of a lot of cursing here]

After watching Hallmark Channel Christmas movies all night, you’re now telling me that there isn’t a guaranteed happy ending and sometimes the bad guys win because the good guys sat on their asses and said, “Gee, didn’t see that coming”? [Insert a brobdingnagian amount of cursing here]

Reality and I aren’t even in the same zip code right now.