Christmas Freak Out

For the life of me, I don’t get it. People are just going nuts over “Christmas this!” and “Christmas that!”

People, people, people!! Relax, it’s not that big of a deal yet. Look at me! Do I look like I’m worried?

It’s simple. Thanksgiving is coming up this weekend, then we’ve got weeks and weeks before…

Wait, what?

“Hello, Amazon Prime? Send me one of everything. Forget drones, I want a wave of C-130’s coming over my house, dropping pre-wrapped pallats into the back yard.”

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