“Michelle Sperupabter is now following you on Ello!” the email said.
My first reaction, of course, was astonishment. Ello is still in existence? You’re kidding!
My second reaction, of course, was bewilderment. I have an Ello account? When was I drunk enough to do that?
My third reaction, of course, was to ignore it.
Then I got another notice that someone else was following me on Ello. Then another. And another. And today, another.
I know what my first guess is, but let’s test the theory. One by one, click on the links.
“This doesn’t happen often, but it looks like something is broken…”
And again. And again. And again.
As I suspected.
So the only clue I have are the emails with those little tiny icons of my new-found followers and admirers. You can’t see much, they’re small, but…
Those young ladies are going to catch pneumonia wearing that little. That one is obviously a gymnast…
As I suspected.
Congratulations, Ello, you’re now a real social media site! You’ve been invaded by pornbots!
