A Dead Heat

My Twitter account is at 44,850 tweets, heading toward 50,000.

My van odometer is at 195,665 miles, heading toward 200,000.

My blood pressure is fine, but threatening to head toward “Holy shit, why didn’t you come into the ER earlier!”

It’s a dead heat to see which milestone gets reached first.

The fact that I know those stats and that I’m anxiously anticipating the “race” indicates that I really, REALLY need to get out more!

I also realized that I need a new category for my site indexing.

Thank you, truth in advertising!