A two-day beard on a guy in a Hallmark movie means he’s hunky and sexy and probably the studmuffin de jour. It doesn’t matter if he’s the stick-up-his-ass city guy who’s going to get dumped, the old high school flame, or the small town single dad with a heart of gold who he’s going to be replaced with. Hunky. Sexy. Studmuffin.
A two-day beard on a sixties-something, slightly pudgy guy who just wants to relax a bit for the weekend does not equal “hunky.” Or “sexy.” Or “studmuffin.”
No – think “homeless.” Or “alcoholic.”
No, there will not be pictures. A man’s got to know his limitations.