It’s a good thing that television originally started out with an electron gun painting pixels across the face of a vacuum tube so that when it started to get filled predominantly with mind numbing stupidity it got referred to as the “boob tube.” Because I’m here to tell you, “boob OLED ultra 4K cinema HDR smart flat panel display” just does NOT roll off the tongue the same way! It’s even more ironic that the boob tube can’t show any actual boobs unless you’re watching cable. Except of course for that disgusting blob in the White House who reminds us daily of the original meaning of the term “boob” and not the meaning that I’m so fond of despite it’s extremely sexist overtones. I’ll stop now. You’re welcome. Wash your hands. Stay home.