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Proof Of Life – May 31st

One of these days a month that’s ending will have been the bottom of the barrel and the new month that’s starting will be the beginning of the recovery, getting better. Right? Isn’t that how it’s GOT to work?

I sincerely hope that May 2026 was the bottom of the barrel. While there were some notable disappointments in the last half of May in particular, in the last couple of days there have been some hopeful (if difficult) trends. The path out of this pit that we’ve dug ourselves into isn’t going to be easy, but we’ve got to start somewhere. Maybe that will be June 2026.

And then maybe July 2026 wil be even better. There might be plans…

In the meantime, keep looking at pretty things. And be brave. I prefer being brave like Samwise Gamgee instead of some dude in armor, but you do you!

And just in case, remember to Set SCE To AUX. Better safe than sorry.

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Blustery

In more ways than one.

I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to how freakin’ windy it can get up here.

On a day when I was already getting rocked from side to side pretty well in the deadlines & work demands sense, I went out at lunch for a quick doctor’s visit. Nothing serious, routine, but (as usual) a bit on the annoying side. I’m sure they all mean well, but cut me some freakin’ slack! I’m old and tired!

Just about the time that dinner finished and I was really, REALLY hoping to sit on my ass for the evening watching some sports thing or the other, the “emergency” phone call came from further up the corporate ladder and it was time to be a miracle worker again. I did it, that’s why I get the big bucks I guess, but I would have been happier falling asleep in front of the television with some ice cream.

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Just, Pause – Look Up!

Yeah, holiday weekend, blah, blah, blah. Still busier than God and stressed.

Just take a minute. Situational awareness. Don’t be blind to what’s right in front of you.

Or, in this case, above you. Yeah, it’s just some simple clouds floating in a bluer than blue sky.

THAT’s THE POINT! It’s beautiful, it’s special, it might be commonplace but that’s what makes it so extraordinary! Paradoxical, huh?

Take a minute. Do one of those breathing exercises from an app that your HMO gave to you. Lower your blood pressure.

Better?

Okay, NOW you get back to stressing over how the world is going to shit.

 

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Proof Of Life – May 13th

Just a little last minute “Hello” – deadline Hell is all consuming at this point

I’m trying to maintain my sense of humor as Mr. Adams would want, but I’m not sure that everyone (i.e., my boss, and his boss) are quite as bemused by the sentiment.

It’s a marathon – don’t think too much, and don’t give up. One foot in front of another until you pass that finish line. And hopefully you didn’t accidentally sign up for a triathalon!

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Proof Of Life – January 07th

Between today’s news, yesterday’s news, the news of the last year, the news of the last ten years, life, the universe, and everything, simply starting to scream is high on my list of things to do. I’m just not sure that I could stop.

I did get a haircut, and I can hear train whistles. I guess things don’t TOTALLY suck.

Tomorrow might be better. That possibility is what gets me up every morning. And prevents a 5150 hold. Well, that and Diet Coke (my caffeine substrate of choice).

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Why Is There Brain Freeze?

Especially when you’re eating ice cream. Ice cream is by definition a perfect good. How come it can be turned into a nightmare, a horrible, painful thing by brain freeze?

This is proof to me that there is no kind, benovolent, loving, omnipotent God or Creator. There may be a Creator, or we may be in a simulation of some sort, but there’s no omnipotence involved. There are any number of errors or bugs in the system.

On the ultimate scale of horrors, the top billing of course goes to things like childhood cancer or worms that have their larva grow in your eyeballs and blind you for life. Not to mention the existance and ongoing lack of consequences for a whole raft of current US politicians. Despite all of the press it gets in Bible, we’re not seeing nearly enough smiting these days.

But having had a busy, stressful day and persevering and getting things accomplished and rewarding yourself with some quality ice cream, only to be BLINDED by unstoppable pain after like three bites, that’s gotta be up there on the list. And it’s very personal. (Not that eyeball larva isn’t…)

I’d like to talk to the manager, please!

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The Pit Of Despair

I don’t know who created the meme. The images are obviously from “The Princess Bride,” one of the finest movies ever made.

Sunday nights tend to lean towards “ugly & depressing” these days, often because A) the weekend that I was hoping would be restful and relaxing was anything but, and B) because the week ahead is expected to be Hell on Wheels, with Monday earning its reputation as “MONDAY! 🤮🤯🤬😐

The news feeds from last night and pretty much one thing after another all day today didn’t help, AT ALL.

One foot in front of another, having each others’ backs, we will all get through it.

But would it freakin’ kill the Universe / God / Karma / {insert deity name here} to cut us just a little bit of slack? Really?

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Ice Cream Truck

About sixteen months ago, I wroteTake Advantage Of Your Opportunities When You Get Them:

At our old house on Pomelo, the streets were flat and we were about five houses down the street from the elementary school, so we would have the ice cream truck by almost daily during the summer, every year. I would always hear it and always be busy, so I always figured that I would go out and catch the truck and get a random, spontaneous ice cream treat some other time in the future. Tomorrow. Or the next day. Next week, maybe. Next month…

Six years ago we moved to this house, which is at the top of a really long, steep hill that the ice cream truck might or might not be able to actually get up, and we’re nowhere near a school. Thus, NO ice cream trucks here. EVER.

And something made me think about that and realize that I had the opportunity almost daily for DECADES and I almost never took advantage of those opportunities. And now I’m out of luck.

Something else to check out when we’re shopping for the Forever Home. And you can bet if I find out that we’re on a regular path for an ice cream truck, I’ll be dropping everything and sprinting out for an ice cream sandwich when I hear that tinny, electronic circus tune. If I happen to be in the middle of a work Zoom meeting? C’est la vie! A guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do! I’ll be older and wiser the next time.

Today it happened. Fortunately, I was not in the middle of a work Zoom meeting.

While I’ve never heard an ice cream truck on our street before in the past 4+ months, this afternoon the sound was unmistakable. Tinny, electronic Christmas music.

I do not normally have my wallet or any money on my person when I’m working from home and time was short (our block only has six houses on each side, so he didn’t have far to go and head back out) so I broke the land-speed record getting to the bedroom on the other side of the house, grabbing my wallet, and sprinting out the front door. Fortunately, some kids from next door had slowed him down.

Mr. Reyes’ van has seen better days and looks like it’s been ridden hard and put away wet more than once. But it was chock o’ block full of frozen goodness, EXACTLY the way that I remembered it from my childhood. It was practically an out of body experience.

I got a Blue Bunny Chips Glaore! Cookie Sandwich, 300 calories, 12g of fat, 15mb of cholesterol, and 46g of carbohydrates, all of them delightful. For the Long-Suffering Wife I grabbed a Blue Bunny Drumstick. I asked the driver (perhaps Mr. Reyes himself?) to remember us and come back soon, I would be listening for his signal.

Then, planning for the future, since I almost missed him while sprinting through the house for my wallet, I grabbed some singles and have designated them as “Emergency Ice Cream Truck Money.”

When singles pile up I normally stuff them in a drawer and try to remember to take them when I travel for tips, but now I have a stack right where I can grab them quick and head out the front door. My office is at the front of the house, right by the front door, so when he comes back, next time I’ll be ready.

Just because it’s a simple, fondly-remembered experience from childhood doesn’t mean that the adult can’t stack the deck to make it successfully happen again!

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Instagram Ad Hell

Mondays! Am I right? Ho, ho, freaking ho, Merry freaking Christmas!

If I’m letting my brain burble for a moment and I’m surfing through videos of sunsets and planes and loons and wild critters and so on on Instagram and you and your mind-numbingly STUPID product interrupt my flow with an ad, I will hate you with the white-hot fire of a million suns.

If on top of that the audio on your ad starts with, “Whoever invented this deserves a raise!” then I hope that they’re excavating a whole new level of Hell for you and I hope you’re there soon.

If the audio on your ad starts with “How did it take until 2025 for someone to figure this out…” then I’m wondering why YOU didn’t figure it out and get insanely filthy rich last year, so YOU get the next level of Hell underneath that one.

If the audio on your ad starts with both, I will break the land speed record hitting the “mute” and “delete” buttons and I will make a voodoo doll of you to make sure that every time you think about sex you get kidney stones instead.

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Liminal Time

We all know what it is, that time and space between Christmas and New Year’s, when especially in terms of work and our daily lives and schedules, we’re all just sort of drifting freely and aimlessly.

What day is it? What day of the week? Do you know without checking your phone or smart watch? Even when it tells you, do you believe it?

Did you have one day off this week, two, or more? Did you have off last weekend, work Monday, off Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, yesterday was a toss up, back at work for one day today, off for two more days this weekend, back for one day on Monday, then do it all over until next Thursday when the new work year smacks us like a wet mackeral across the face? Or did you take three or four strategically placed vacation days and end up with two full weeks off?

The pressure of Christmas decorations and cards and presents is all gone, but it’s days before we can celebrate the New Year. Even the old ways are gone, when we could lean on the NFL schedule with games on Thursday Night, Saturday, Sunday, Sunday Night, and Monday Night while the NBA filled up Chrstmas Day – all gone with games (including my beloved Chiefs) on Wednesday, Christmas Day, and damn near every other day all week.

Chaos, pure and simple.

Tonight I realized that the chaotic space-time continum disturbances were working in reverse, leaking upstream into the physical systems that I was using to keep track of my position in the timeline. I have my meds set up in advance for convenience, and I can also use them as a reminder of where I am in the week. Unless of course I’m so wacked out that I forget to take my meds, and then this simple system starts giving me inaccurate feedback.

I might be doomed.

I blame 2024. Stupid fucking 2024.

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