Squeeze every three to five seconds. Relax. Don’t move your arm. Let me know if you’re feeling any discomfort.
Try not to clot until we tell you to. You’ll be done in 10-12 minutes, then you’ll get cookies & OJ.
And have fun out there!
Bye, January! At least you weren’t 2023! But that bar wasn’t set real high now, was it?
Hello, February! A big game is coming! An extra day!
In 29 days… we return to Arrakis.
In 68 days… the Sun disappears. (For 4:24 at least.)
