We had pizza (pie). I had apple pie.
And our water heater went nuts, cracked open, and sprayed thousands of gallons of water all over the garage, soaking and ruing a ton of shit that I had to take out onto the back porch to try to dry out (while it was raining).
Our landlord got that fixed, we have water, hot and cold again tonight.
But the house is farting every time we turn on the water as the air in the pipes gets pushed out.
We Love The Stars Too Fondly 