I know, it’s almost truly the last minute. I’m sure there are one or two of you out there who are, as we speak, suddenly saying, “Shit, I forgot to get Paul something!”
Not to worry. Of course, your friendship and support are priceless and you don’t need to get me anything beyond that. Of course!
But, should you have a strong desire to do more, yet be at a complete loss as to what to get, don’t worry your pretty little head. I’m here to ease your anguish and give you a straightforward hint.
The white Tesla Model X in the back left would also be quite sweet, but they’ve got a waiting list that’s months and months long, and Christmas Eve is tomorrow. Let’s be practical here! On the other hand, this large (yet no doubt powerful and zippy) BMW might well be available on very short notice should you be able to pay cash.
No, I didn’t know what model it was either, so I checked.
If you’re going to leave it in the driveway like in all of those ads on television, don’t forget that honkin’ big red bow on top! There are standards to be kept here!
If you can’t get the BMW 740 Li, a kitten would not be an acceptable substitute.