Do blurry things look they’re going really fast because that’s how we see things that are going really fast, or do things going really fast look blurry because that’s what we expect them to look like? Is it a chicken thing or an egg thing? The egg’s going to look blurry no matter what since it’s smooth, but if the chicken is going fast enough to be blurry it must have gotten shot out of one of those chicken cannons.
Speaking of “blurry,” how ’bout that brain of mine? On a scale of 1 to 10, where does my exhausted incoherence rate tonight? About a fuchsia porcupine?