And body odor. (Probably something to do with festering or rotting down there somewhere. It’s a guess.)
The Abyss wasn’t loved as a child and was always chosen last when teams were chosen for kickball.
The Abyss is a virgin. Because, you know, “abyss…” Who would want to… Figure it out for yourself.
The Abyss can eat a bag of dicks.
The Abyss might still be ahead on points today. But I am scrappy and I never get up until the clock says 0:00, the whistle blows, and the last out is over.
Tomorrow I think I’ll go over the edge of the roof of a 26-story building. (That woman looks familiar…)