How Do I File For An Extension?

When April 10th rolls around and I’m stressed as hell and there’s no way on Earth I’ve got the time to get my tax returns done, I can file an extension and get another four months before I have to worry about it.

When property taxes are due and I’m stressed as hell (and broke), I can file an extension and get another couple of months by paying a small penalty.

Christmas is now less than five days away, I’m stressed as hell, there’s no way on Earth I’ve got the time to do half of what I need to get done — so where do I file an extension and get another three or four months before I have to worry about it?

What?

You’re telling me that the alleged “jolly,” fat, old elf is more hardcore and tightassed about deadlines than the IRS is?

That must be a definition of “jolly” that I’m not familiar with.

“Ho, ho, ho!” my ass!

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One response to “How Do I File For An Extension?

  1. The wreath is now on the front door. Most of the cards were opened last night but are still in a pile on the table. I’m hoping for a Christmas tree to self-assemble in the next 24 hours.
    Good luck!

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