This is on our kitchen counter and caught the attention of my psychotic brain:
It’s the “Original Red” label that made my brain go “ping!”
Are there Red Vines® that aren’t red?
If so, are they still “Red Vines,” or are they just “Red Vines®”?
If the latter, are they allowed to vote or make campaign contributions under Citizens United?
Is this the new Red Menace?
Should I have had that Ace Pineapple Hard Cider® before writing this? It probably made much more sense then…