I found this on the floor behind the desk in my office this morning.
A dropped cleaning rag from the night crew? NAH! It’s yellow, that’s a penalty flag!
But what did I do?
Illegal motion? The only motion I wanted last night was to go home, and there’s nothing illegal about that!
Illegal procedure? I’ll have you know that my accounting records are 100%, strictly above board!
Holding? Um, not in the office, thanks. Nothing good can come of that in the long run.
Illegal touching? My favorite penalty – but see “Holding,” above. Besides, the best touching is always consensual, not illegal. (Remember kids, don’t settle for consent – hold out for enthusiasm!)