No – But I Wish

No, the keyboard and world don’t quite look like this – but I wish that I had some of the “good” painkillers so that it did.

I don’t, and my jaw/tooth is plenty sore enough to be annoying as hell. But none of the good stuff, just Extra Strength Excedrin every six hours.

No dentist today, or tomorrow – the earliest I can get in is at the end of the day on Wednesday, and I’m expecting to be told that I need to go to the endodontist at that point, and who knows how long that will take. (Buy stock in GSK Healthcare!)

The audit kicked off today and I spent a full day (and then some) dealing with it through the fog of “significant discomfort.” Almost more fun than any human being should be allowed to have with their clothes on.

Almost.

Yes, I did take yesterday’s picture by sticking my entire iPhone 13 Max Pro in my mouth and then taking pictures. Isn’t that how everyone does it?

Where does that go on my resume? Skills? Life Experiences? Talent?

I’ll be fine. I just reserve the right to be cranky.

Crankier.

Whatever.