Oh, let’s get real! I was unloading crap from the Uhaul truck and lost in a fight with gravity.
It was heavier than I expected, I was on the ramp, I went down, hit my head, and it came down on top of my head to add insult to injury.
Good thing I have a really thick, hard skull. Only minor damage to the gravel next to the driveway.
Tomorrow the young, strong, professionals come in to finish the job. I might be stupid enough to do this at age 69 – I’m not stupid enough to try to finish the job after getting my ass kicked.
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