I was less than bemused with a social media post listing a whole slew of 1-star reviews about the Grand Canyon. Many referred to the fact that it was outdoors, had mosquitos, was too hot, and so on, but most were along the lines of “Meh! It’s just a big hole!”
My dear single-digit IQ chucklefucks – if your only opinion is that this is “just a big hole,” please make the world a better place by leaving it ASAP by whatever method you find most convenient. You’re using up perfectly good oxygen.
See the river way down there on the right?
If you haven’t ever seen the Grand Canyon in person, make a point to go. Spend at least a couple of days. See it at different times of day. Get up early and watch sunrise, stay out there and watch the sunset and the stars come out. Get away from the lodge at night and DAMN is that a dark sky! See the Milky Way in the summer, Orion and the bright winter constellations in the winter. See the mule deer wandering around at night.
If you still think it’s “just a hole,” check immdediately for a pulse or a soul.
