The intent was to hit “Publish” and see if I could shut everything down and jump into bed before the electrons were cold.
Then WordPress told me that I’ve now made 1,000 posts to this website.
I feel like there should be a cake. Or champagne. Or ice cream. Lots of ice cream. I like ice cream a lot.
Yet I still haven’t told you of the 400-pound gorilla.
Perhaps I’ll forgo the cake, champagne, and ice cream for a warm, soft, horizontal bed. That sounds like a perfectly legitimate way to celebrate as well.