This is on our kitchen counter and caught the attention of my psychotic brain:
It’s the “Original Red” label that made my brain go “ping!”
Are there Red Vines® that aren’t red?
If so, are they still “Red Vines,” or are they just “Red Vines®”?
If the latter, are they allowed to vote or make campaign contributions under Citizens United?
Is this the new Red Menace?
Should I have had that Ace Pineapple Hard Cider® before writing this? It probably made much more sense then…
We Love The Stars Too Fondly 
Yes, there are grape & black vines
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But are they still “Red Vines” if they’re not red? This is like one of those logic questions that Spock would ask the evil planet-ruling AI to make it start spewing sparks and muttering “it does not compute!” before blowing up and violating the Prime Directive
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