Remember when every day was a whole lot like every other day and there was a serious boredom factor involved and we wished for a little excitement?
Yeah, about that.
Let’s get back to a little more boredom, a little less stress, a little bit more routine, a little bit more predictability.
Is that too much to ask?
The critters are doing their part. Look out in the back yard – the lizards are lounging, the mockingbirds are mocking (it’s right there in their job description!), the finches are finching, the bunnies are bunnying…
How about we humans get with the program? Before the powers that be just reboot the planet by sending in that 900 gigaton iron ore meteor at .99C to solve the problem once and for all.
I know that the “Giant Meteor 2020!” bumper sticker is funny, but can I request “Boredom/Ennui 2020” as the ticket I would fully support?