On the one hand – YOLO!

On the other hand – you’re HOW old? That  first drop is HOW high? There are HOW many loops?

Those cars do WHAT? You spin HOW MANY TIMES?

Yes, you did this a lot when you were forty years younger. You’re no longer forty years younger.

Please, for the love of god, use some common sense!

Yeah, right. Have we actually ever met?

YOLO!!!

Suffice it to say, poor life choices were made.