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Forget February

The best thing about February was that it was mercifully short, and now it’s over. That’s also the worst thing about it, since I feel like I was trying to get more done in fewer days, because, well… I was!

March is going to be weird. I know that, it’s out of my control. The schedule is going to be chaotic, my nerves are already shot, and almost all of the rising bullshit levels (on a personal level at least, I take no responsibility for the state of the freakin’ WORLD!) are tied to it being a birthday month involving one of the “BIG” ones (with a zero!). It also requires a ton of paperwork and jumping through hoops for both the DMV and Social Security Administration, so there’s extra joy to swallow there!

Between this and that and the paperwork and the world and this week’s computer issues and everything else, I just want to grab the mother of all chanclas and just start walloping everyone and everything. Fortunately, but frustratingly, I’m too tired to do that.

“March Madness” is going to take on a whole new meaning around here.

No filters, not on my photos, not on what comes out of my head, either via my mouth or via my pen or keyboard. It’s easier that way.

Let’s do this, March!

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All Downhill From Here

When this is the first thing you see on your computer screen in the morning, the day is probably not going to go that well.

There were highlights every here and there, things did get fixed, and it was in the mid 70’s and wonderfully warm and toasty out in the Sun, but I was fixing computers and doing finance crap and answering emails and not allowed at all to go take a nap in the Sun out in the back yard like a cat. It sucks not being a cat.

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Dueces Wild

Today’s February 22nd, or 2/22, and at one point about forty minutes ago I was looking at the digital clock on my desk just as it said 22:22:22. DUECES WILD!!! I don’t know if that was a magical moment, but I made a wish anyway.

So far no one seems to have meet a painful, horrible, screaming death due to my 2/22 22:22:22 appeal to the Universe, but maybe these things just take a little bit. Maybe my wish is just a nudge that’s granted and it acts like the flutter of a butterfly’s wings in Hong Kong that leads to a catastrophic hurricane that decimates the Carribean. It takes a while for the dominos to start falling.

You’re welcome!

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Random Old Photos – January 30th

Twenty years ago. I was getting my MBA from Pepperdine University. And I think that I’m busy and stressed NOW

Then again, I was twenty years younger. It balances out. Or as a friend was fond of saying, “Everyone’s Hell is 100%.”

I was in the Executive MBA program, so we had a full three-day weekend of classes about every three weeks, rotating between the Irvine campus, the West LA campus, and the main Malibu campus. This was a rainy weekend at the Malibu campus, with the Rancho Palos Verdes peninsula across Santa Monica Bay to the south.

It was a great program, I learned a ton, I got do do some neat international traveling, I had some fantastic classmates, I’m really glad that I did it, and I’m sooooooo happy that I never have to do it again. Onward to new and exciting “challenges.”

 

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…We’d All Swim In Riches

So what if the standard fantasy came true for you and YOU “won the lottery”? What if suddenly you had more money than you could possibly spend in a lifetime?

I know there’s a trope about calling in “sick FOREVER” to work on Monday, calling from a private jet over the Atlantic on your way to the French Riviera. Nice, but probably not my style. The end result of that whole stinking Catholic upbinging and years of Catholic school nuns living in my head. I would want it to be orderly, measured, controlled, calm.

No, the first rule for me would be that NOBODY would know except for my accounting and legal team and immediate family. I do not want a target painted on my back for the nefarious amongst us, or for every political fund raiser or charity hand out. Not that I wouldn’t be generous in my support of causes that I am fond uf, but it would be at my initiative and my choice.

So a bit of time to get some financial and legal structures in place, take care of family, make some modest improvements to our lifestyles, and then…

…sleep. LOTS of sleep. I want to cast off the chains of that whole stinkin’ Protestant Work Ethic and embrace being lazy and slovenly.

There will be international trips and cruises and adventures and shennanigans galore when I’m ready, but first, I want to reset. I want to sleep in every day, take long naps, and collapse into a warm bed early every night.

Once I’m “tan, rested, and ready,” then we’ll start to travel and knocking things off of that imfamous “life list.” (I hate the term “bucket list.”) Trips to every continent. Chasing solar eclipses no matter where they occur. Safaris. Never missing a Chiefs game again, home or on the road. Following the Angels around the MLB circuit for a year, then the same for the Kings through the NHL the next year. Of course, getting current in the left seat again and getting my own plane. Not a business jet or a P-51 or anything extravagent, I’ll never have the time to get that sort of rating, but at least a nice six or eight passenger private plane like a Caravan or a Cirrus. An RV trip around the country to every National Park.

It’s a great fantasy. But I don’t need to daydream fondly of private LearJets. A nap in a warm, soft place will do just fine. I’ve busted my ass and pushed and pushed and pushed for 50+ years.

Enough!

 

 

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If Wishes Were Fishes

It’s probably a good thing that genie’s don’t come out of bottles and grant the traditional three wishes. I’m not an idiot, I realize that the main point of most of those stories (looking at you, “Monkey Paw”) are that bad things happen.

Still…

The reason we fantasize about getting those wishes is because we’re all feeling so frustrated and powerless on a daily basis, trying our best, working our asses off, and it’s all the Red Queen’s Race, getting nowhere fast but making good time.

Running marathons a few years ago taught me that we can all do so much more than we give ourselves credit for if we just keep putting one foot in front of the other and simply refuse to stop until we get to the finish line.

2025 and 2026 (so far) have me questioning the existence of a finish line, other than the one that pops up (SURPRISE!) when we simply keel over at our desks and start approaching room temperature.

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Proof Of Life – January 27th

There’s light at the end of the tunnel.

One project after another at work, I don’t think I’ve had more than a half dozen days off since Halloween, and three of those were Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years Day. I squeezed in a couple of those days for putting up Christmas lights, but it’s been a marathon. Or more aptly, a triathalon. The audit, the tax returns, the budget, covering for a shorthanded situation on my staff, monthly closings, preparing for the annual Board Meeting…

After being up past 1:00 last night and then up again before 6:00 this morning to tie up loose ends and trying to look semi-human for a 10:00 meeting to go over the latest batch… All of a sudden there wasn’t anything super duper “Oh God we’re all gonna die!” time critical  to do.

So it was time to re-fill the bird seed feeders, that have been empty for the last three weeks.

Sorry, birds.

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Proof Of Life – January 26th

FML.

Proof that Hissy has a really nice sound system when you turn her loose.

I was driving down to Pasadena for the work event on Saturday. The song was A-Ha’s “Take On Me.” Yes. It was a loud environment.

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Proof Of Life – January 23rd

IYKYK. “Set SCE to AUX.”

It’s been quite the little high pressure shit show here for a while. “The only way out is through…” and all of that.

Meetings and deadlines next week, one way or the other.

February will be better. Please, dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, in the Name of your Most Holy Noodleness, let February be better!

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A New Apple Variety

Well, new for me, at least.

I like apples. I like variety. I like having a variety of apples!

I’m no Chuck Wendig – his social media and his website have had hundreds of posts about heirloom apples and apple snacks and everything related to apples for years and years. (He also writes some pretty awesome books! And was the guy behind all of the “Flash Fiction” prompts and posts about ten years ago.) But he has an advantage, living out in the Pennsultucky region where there are hundreds of family orchards growing heirloom apple varieties.

Here in California they’re 100% paranoid about importing fruit flies and other pests, so none of those fruits are allowed. You can’t go get them and bring them in, you can’t get them by mail order, you can’t have someone send them to you. You just get the five or six varieties in the chain grocery stores.

This one was new this week. I tried it today. Nice, I liked it! Mostly sweet, but a little bit of tang to it. Hard, not mushy. Huge, nice color.

Let me know if you see any Wild Twists and try them. I would like to hear what you think.

Is this the biggest news or the most important thing that happened today? No, not even close. But a lot of the big stuff is bad and worse. This was a good thing. Some days you need to pick your victories wherever you can find them, regardless of size.

A win is a win.

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