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NaNoWriMo 2014, Day Five

While I normally put in a lot of  internal links to previous, related posts here, I won’t be doing that for what I hope will be this year’s thirty NaNoWriMo posts. If you have jumped into or stumbled onto this story in mid-adventure, there are plenty of other ways to navigate around the site to find previous installments. Actually doing so is left as an exercise to the student.

This is NOT going to help the average. As I just mentioned elsewhere…

You know that infamous press conference with Jim Mora? Use that voice to read this. “Writing? You want to talk about writing? WRITING? I just hope that I can stay sane!”

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NaNoWriMo 2014, Day Four

While I normally put in a lot of  internal links to previous, related posts here, I won’t be doing that for what I hope will be this year’s thirty NaNoWriMo posts. If you have jumped into or stumbled onto this story in mid-adventure, there are plenty of other ways to navigate around the site to find previous installments. Actually doing so is left as an exercise to the student.

One thing that’s making this story tougher to just “let flow” is that it’s more hard science fiction than last year’s story. Last year the story was almost as much fantasy as SF, with influences (in my mind) from people like Neil Gaiman and Stephen King. It started out with a pretty ridiculous premise, then tried to figure out how to build something more rigorous around it with a lot of hand waving and legerdemain. As long as the people did things that hung together (more or less) and made sense, the fantasy BS parts could get “fixed in post.”

This story is intended to be more like something from Kim Stanley Robinson or Ben Bova. All of the “science” that’s going in here is strictly “back of the envelope” based, and if the story ever goes to a second draft there will need to be a lot of actual calculating and figuring to do to make sure it’s on solid ground. But for right now, it’s okay if it’s “close enough for government work.”

On the other hand, that means that I’m slowing down a lot to be looking up stuff. For example, from last night and tonight, based on our current observations (thanks, Cassini!), which of the Saturn moons are how big, how far out, made of what… I now know many more details about Saturn than I did seventy-two hours ago! But I’m also at about a quarter of the word count that I was at at this point of NaNoWriMo last year.

But I’m building momentum!

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CHAPTER TWO (continued)

“We’re not equipped to build a station,” Miller said. “We never have been. You know it as well as I.”

“You’re right, that was never our primary mission, or even our secondary mission. But there were always contingency plans in case of an emergency. For example, if we got stranded here due to some equipment malfunction or didn’t have enough fuel to get back. If we had to be here for a few years while a rescue ship was sent, there were sims that went though some options.”

“The key word there is ‘emergency.’ We don’t have one. We’re still in great shape. We’ll be here for six years instead of three, but not for nine or twelve, or God forbid, even longer. We don’t have to try to stretch our resources to the absolute limit in order to try to build a colony as a last resort.”

“True, but hear me out,” said Alsby. “All of those original plans were made when we were supposed to be here for three years, do our surveys, plant our probes, get our data, and get back to civilization. We were under strict orders to limit our impact on the environment as much as possible.

“Now the rule book has been tossed and there may not be a civilization to return to if we can’t find some badly needed resources and get them to where they’re needed. If that’s not an emergency, I don’t know what is. In addition, the bootstrapping plan, if successful, will give us capabilities that weren’t in the earlier sims and evaluations.”

“Those original plans were the result of years of planning,” Miller said. “Let’s not forget what a hostile and dangerous place we are. We need to be very cautious about straying too far from the plan unless we have few other choices.”

“I’m well aware of how much hot water we can get in and how quickly it can all go bad out here. Help is a long way and a long time away. But let’s not be too anchored to a plan that might not be valid any more. Let’s give a look at the situation from a fresh viewpoint, play a new ‘what if’ game. Given what we have on hand, what we need to do, and what we think we’ll be able to do under the new mission guidelines, what’s our best strategy?”

“Understood, Susan, and I don’t necessarily disagree. But we were on thin ice to begin with. Acting with too much haste can increase the odds of a spectacular failure, which would not only leave us dead or worse, but would also leave those down system without those precious resources.”

“By definition, the stakes have gotten much higher, and our risk assessments will have to be adjusted as well. Just keep it in mind while you’re working through the changes we’re going to have to deal with, Todd. That’s all I’m asking for.”

“Okay, I’ll do that. Where were you thinking of looking to establish this station?”

“That’s another thing that I’ll need your input, and the expertise of your science teams. Looking at the list of things we’re looking for, number one on the list is always water. That’s where our power, propulsion, life support, food, and almost everything else come from.”

“There are a lot of icy moons to pick from. As long as you don’t pick Enceladus.”

“No, but remember, I think now that we have to get our landers down on Enceladus sooner rather than later. I want a chance to find some minerals and things other than water, so that rules out Tethys. I want to have minimal exposure to radiation, as well as being as high up in the gravity well as possible.”

“You want to go to Rhea, correct?”

“That’s what makes sense to me. We can do the Titan flyby, send a probe out to Iapetus, go deep in to flyby Enceladus, then rendezvous with Rhea, going into orbit there for a while.”

“SaSEM,” Miller said, “can that be done with our available delta-V, and what percent of our fuel would it use?”

“Yes, Todd, there are several trajectories that can accomplish that, depending on how deep into the gravity well we wish to go and how much fuel we are willing to use. A trajectory which minimizes our fuel usage would use less than five percent of our in-system maneuvering fuel supply.”

Alsby spoke up. “SaSEM, please pull together a summary on those options. Give them to Todd and to me, but don’t let anyone else in the crew have access just yet.”

“Yes, Captain. If necessary, may I ask for computing help from CeresOps? He has a great deal of experience with orbital mechanic calculations.”

“Can you do that without raising any red flags on Ceres? I would prefer to not have them looking over our shoulder until we’re ready with a solid plan. And won’t the lag be an issue?”

“All of the data requests and calculations will be routine, ma’am, there shouldn’t be any problem with the Ceres system. At this point Ceres is seven-point-six AU from us now, so the lag will be about an hour. We can deal with that.”

“Go ahead then, SaSEM, see what you can come up with and give us as many options as you can. Anything else for SaSEM, Todd?”

“No, I think we’ve bitten off more than enough for today, thanks.”

“Okay, let me know if you think of anything that we’ve overlooked. It’s going to be one hell of a balancing act between moving quickly and making sure we know what we’re doing at every step. I’m going to be counting on you a great deal, Todd.”

“That’s why they pay me the big bucks, Captain.”

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NaNoWriMo 2014, Day Three

While I normally put in a lot of  internal links to previous, related posts here, I won’t be doing that for what I hope will be this year’s thirty NaNoWriMo posts. If you have jumped into or stumbled onto this story in mid-adventure, there are plenty of other ways to navigate around the site to find previous installments. Actually doing so is left as an exercise to the student.

Chuck Wendig and others who write about the craft of writing and the job of writing have spoken about the need to write on the days when you just don’t feel like writing. When your get-up-and-go just got up and went some time before you dragged your sorry butt out of bed. When you have the attention span of a kitten, and the energy of a drugged sloth.

Today was one of those days. I wrote anyway. I make no guarantees about the quality of the words, or even the order in which they’ve been placed. For all I know this reads like a printout from a cryptographic one-time pad.

Good luck to us all.

{{ Aaaaaannd then I posted the “regular” article for today and saw someone else on Twitter who was going to the same event so I tweeted “so am I!” and then that got picked up by some of his followers and I just got to spend the last hour tweeting and FaceBooking and following and friending… On the one hand, it is really neat to get followed by people that you’ve been following for years. On the other hand, if I thought November was going to be busy before this… }}

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CHAPTER TWO

“Todd, have you got a few minutes?” Alsby asked asked, hanging in midair outside the hatch to Miller’s personal quarters.

Miller had been born and educated on Earth. Despite all of his years off-planet, his gravity-based bias still showed in the way everything in his quarters was oriented with the minus-Z surface as the floor and everything else arranged relative to that. Alsby was hanging “upside down” in that reference frame, so she swung herself around to minimize any incongruity Miller might subconsciously perceive.

“Of course, come on in, Susan. I was just going over our current navigation data.” Above his desk floated a projection of Saturn and her moons, interspersed with various trajectory lines and figures. “SaSEM, we can continue this discussion later.” The projection disappeared.

“Actually, that was what I wanted to talk about,” Alsby said, crossing the room to hook her toes under a restraint bar next to the desk. “SaSEM, can you put that back up, please?”

“Of course, Captain.”

“Have you had a chance yet to go over the updated mission directives?” Alsby asked.

“I skimmed them, read the summary, but I’ll dig in deeper later today. Is there anything in particular that I should be looking at?”

“No, I just want to make sure we’re all going to be on the same page regarding our priorities. I know you and your team signed up for a pure science mission. I haven’t had much more time than you have to go over the new material, but I see where there are sections that could be interpreted as abandoning those science goals. I’m going to need your help to make sure that no one gets too carried away with that line of thinking. I don’t think that’s going to be the case at all.”

“But we are going to be curtailing some of the science, right?”

“Perhaps, but we might also find ourselves increasing certain parts of the program as well. Being here the extra time will give us those opportunities, and if we succeed in jumpstarting the program to give us some industrial capacity here, one of the benefits will be a lot more close-up exploration of the system. FlightOps will call it ‘prospecting’, you’ll call it ‘sample return’, but it will be the same thing.”

“That will satisfy Cheryl and her minions, they wanted to put a probe or a rover down on every ice ball out here. Maybe now they’ll get their chance, or at least they’ll get close. So who’s going to lose out? I heard qualifiers in the way you were carefully picking your words.”

“We’ll see,” said Alsby, “but my first thought is that Fan will be losing some significant amount of time on her equipment. We were originally only supposed to have a handful of orbiters and landers before we left. If we’re going to end up as a communication hub for dozens or more, we’ll need to convert most or all of the optical and radio telescopes for more conventional uses.”

“Yeah, she won’t be happy.”

“The key point is that all of the science we’re doing has to lead to some sort of practical payoff, sooner rather than later. The geology, mapping, sample returns, magnetosphere structure investigations, looking at Saturn herself and the rings – all of those things can be justified because they can lead to something we’ll be able to utilize in the next few years. Most of the astronomy is just this side of pure theory, and it can be done from elsewhere in the system anyway.”

“She will argue with all of those points, and I wouldn’t call her observations ‘mostly theory’ to her face. At least, not if you want her to keep talking to you for the next ten years or so.”

“I know, but we’ve got limited resources and a legitimate state of emergency for the foreseeable future. Why don’t you get together with her and see what parts of her program have unique factors that can’t be done from Ceres, Farside, or O’Neill. Maybe something that expands on her surveys for comets and asteroids, especially objects that we might be able to utilize.”

“I can do that,” Miller said. “What was it that you wanted to review on the navigation plan?”

“I want to look at how we should optimize the sequence for our targeting of the various moons, given the new directives and the list of resources that we’re going to need to find. We’ve stayed pretty far out so far, mainly to do our first encounters with Titan. The landers were supposed to come later, after we dropped into orbit around Titan, but we need to get some quality data fast regarding possible life there.”

“Did you mean what you said earlier about how we will proceed if we find signs of any kind of biology?”

“Absolutely. I know that there will be factions down system that will want those hydrocarbons and volatiles at any cost, but they’re not here. We are. We may have made a mess of things on Earth, but we’re not going to destroy any extraterrestrial ecosystems on my watch.”

“I guess it’s a good thing that this isn’t a military vessel or mission,“ Miller said. “At least, not yet it isn’t. That sort of talk could get you court martialed. But I agree with you all the way.”

“I hope it won’t come to that. We’re the pointy end of the spear out here and we’re being given the short end of a pretty shitty stick. That should buy us some leeway and the ability to make most of our own decisions. Besides, if I screw it up, by the time we get back there won’t be anyone to arrest me or any place to lock me up.”

“So, where do you think we should be going?”

“We’ve got another flyby of Titan in two weeks. I want to get two of the landers ready to go down. They’ll be able to communicate with us through the orbiters we’ve already dropped off.”

“SaSEM, you’re still there, correct?” Miller asked.

“Yes, Todd, I’m still here.”

“Can we get the Charlie and Echo landers prepared for that launch window? That would give us one on land and one in the ocean.”

“Yes, Todd, I believe we could do that on that schedule.”

“SaSEM,” Alsby said, “could how soon could we prepare one of the complex landers for a rendezvous with Iapetus? I want to put one rover or jumper down on the dark side and one on the white side, both with spectroscopic gear and samplers, with an orbiter for communication and imaging.”

“That will take several weeks, ma’am. Currently none of the probes with jumpers have orbiters attached. The next window for an Iapetus orbital insertion would be in ten days, with the next one after that in another fifty.”

“What are you thinking, Susan?” Miller asked. “We were only going to make long-range observations of Iapetus until we were ready to leave.”

“The schedule for our leaving has changed, and with the shopping list we’re looking at, I want the option of checking it out. Before it was just a curiosity, now I want to know if it’s got anything unique or useful.”

“But we were going to use the complex landers for looking at some of the bigger, inner moons. If we use one for Iapetus, which one do we leave out?”

“We don’t leave anything out. We’re going to go in there ourselves, looking for a place where we can build a station.”

That got Miller’s attention. He rocked back a half step and cocked his head as he looked at the display still floating above the desk.

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NaNoWriMo 2014, Day Two

While I normally put in a lot of  internal links to previous, related posts here, I won’t be doing that for what I hope will be this year’s thirty NaNoWriMo posts. If you have jumped into or stumbled onto this story in mid-adventure, there are plenty of other ways to navigate around the site to find previous installments. Actually doing so is left as an exercise to the student.

One of the reasons one takes on these writing challenges (NaNoWriMo and Chuck Wendig’s weekly Flash Fiction Challenge) is to force one out of their comfort zone. Boundaries need stretching. Routine needs upsetting. Process needs rearranging. That which does not kill me…

It’s early, but what I’m finding the most different this year compared to last year is process. Last year I had almost nothing when I sat down on November 1st except for what I thought was a brilliant idea about how to end the story with a favorite thing that I had already written. Literally, I knew what the last chapter was, and I had was Joey Chan sitting on my lap, getting startled by something, and leaping off while clawing me. How did I get from here to there? To my amazement, relaxing and letting it happen actually worked, at least for a “zeroth” draft, and re-reading it I’m still surprised at some of the twists and turns that came out of nowhere but fit really well.

This year, my muse delivered a concept that I really like, so I know where I’m starting, and I have a vague idea of where it’s going. I’m hoping, and expecting, that there will be surprises as we get there. It would have been nice if my muse had given me the concept a couple of days earlier so that I could have done some research and plotting in advance. I’ve spent most of today writing a couple thousand words of notes that won’t count in the NaNoWriMo tally, but they’ll be invaluable to making sure that I know what’s going on and how we got there when I write this story that happens in the middle of that timeline.

So last year I had a definite ending point to hit, where this year I have an overall outline and I’m starting from a set beginning. So far I’ve had a tough time getting the words flowing, and it’s absolutely amazing what you can find to do while you’re trying to wake up the muse. (Did you know that so far the week of 04/14/2014 is the most viewed of WLTSTF, with 249 total views and 166 visitors? Or that since WLTSTF started in April 2013 we’ve gotten 182 views from Brazil, 178 from Germany, 154 from Australia, and 119 from France, but only 15 from the Czech Republic? C’mon Prague, you know how much I love you, let’s get with it!)

Also, given that I’m making this up as I go along (in the most literal possible sense), sometimes I’ll need to tweak something that already happened. I’ll give you a heads-up when that happens. For example, in Day One’s work, the crew is talking to “SEM.” That’s now going to be “SaSEM” for reasons that will become obvious.

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CHAPTER ONE (continued)

“Which is something that they’ve been heading towards for at least twenty years,” said Turning. “AHF has accelerated the process, obviously, but the potential for this has been debated at length. We cut the cord with Earth to protect ourselves over a year ago, knowing this day would come sooner or later. Great, now we’re there. Surprise, it’s sooner. Who had 2168 in the office pool for the end of the world? This isn’t really news.”

“There’s more,” Alsby said. “SaSEM, continue please.”

“Yes, ma’am. Mr. Turing is correct. We knew this day was very likely to be coming. We have not been idle in considering our options. Our own mission has seen significant changes in its goals due to the changing situation on Earth. Now the Human/AI Council will be implementing new emergency programs and it is their wish that everyone off-planet be informed. In particular, we have new mission goals which are vital to the future survival of the colonies and stations. That is the purpose of this message and meeting.”

Bryant looked around to see if anyone else was going to speak up. “Is it safe to assume that our jobs just got harder and more dangerous with higher stakes and no backup on the way? Like usual?”

“If you want to phrase it that way, Cheryl, then yes, that’s a safe assumption.” Alsby looked around the chamber at the four dozen floating crew members. “None of us had any clue that this might happen when we set out, but now we’re all in a pretty grim situation. Not just us, not just those at LEO, not just our families at Armstrong or Bradbury or Ceres – all of us. We all volunteered for the original mission knowing it would be cutting edge, and dangerous.

“Now the situation is changing in ways we have no control over. We’re getting less of a margin for error every day and if something goes wrong it’s not just us that pay for it, but possibly everyone. Three years ago we wanted to be here despite the dangers. The dangers are the same and our need to be obsessed with safety remains the same, because if we screw up a lot of other people will die because of it. Our mission isn’t changing, just the stakes. Does anyone have anything else before we go on?”

The room was silent except for the fans. Everyone had a neutral expression now, their game faces on. Alsby gave it a few seconds before continuing.

“SaSEM, please tell everyone what’s in the mission update.”

“Yes, Captain. Much of our original assignment is unchanged. We are to gather as much detailed information as we can about the Saturnian system and moons. However, where before we were restricted to only very limited contacts with Titan and Enceladus due to their potential for harboring life, new guidelines are being drawn up that will allow us, at our discretion, to have significantly more extensive and detailed surface operations there.

“In addition, we are instructed not to just catalog and search for resources which are potentially useful in the future, but to begin the extraction of those resources. We’ll be given a list of source materials to begin harvesting and processing, some of which may come from Cronus herself.”

“What kind of ‘resources’ are we talking about?” asked Miller. “When you say ‘extraction,’ it sounds like we’re going to start mining right now. This is a scientific, exploratory mission.”

“It is still primarily a scientific and exploratory mission, Mr. Miller. However, in addition to that we are being directed to also start extraction of resources that will be needed by the colonies and stations down system. Those needs may become critical very quickly due to the situation on Earth. Rather than waiting for us to return with our results for review before beginning a plan of utilization of non-scientifically-critical resources, we will start at least a pilot program now.”

“Captain, SaSEM, we’re not set up to be a mining operation. We’ve got nothing but scientific gear aboard, with no ability to extract, process, store, or transport anything, even if we could find something to ‘extract.’ In addition, none of us have any experience doing that sort of work at all.”

“There’s a preliminary plan to address those issues,” Alsby said. “Copies of the documents are being loaded in your pads for you to review. The short version is that we’re going to use what we have on hand to bootstrap a system that will build what we need to find and convert in situ materials into the machines and system which will be able to do the mining, processing, and transport down system.”

“You’re talking about a von Neumann machine system, aren’t you?” asked Phillips. “They’re just theoretical as far as I know, no one’s ever actually built one.”

“Naoki, can you take this one?” Alsby asked.

“Sure,” the First Officer replied. “What we’re going to try is not strictly a von Neumann machine, but it has some of the same aspects. We’ll use our existing printers and machine shop to fabricate machines that can extract needed materials from wherever we can find them here in system and turn it into feed stock for the printers. We’ll then use that system to fabricate the machines needed to build storage facilities and transport vehicles, as well as the bots needed to operate and maintain them.”

“Okay, but who runs the bots and printers?” asked Phillips. “SaSEM is the only AI in system. Fabricating and building a whole AI from scratch is way beyond what we can do, no matter how desperate we are. If SaSEM is removed from Cronus to run the bots, then we have no way of managing the ship. I’m hoping they’re not figuring we’re expendable in order to get their volatiles. ‘The needs of the many’ and all of that, you know.”

“You are not expendable and I will be staying with Cronus and you, Ms. Phillips,” SaSEM said. “You are correct in your belief that we can not at this time build an AI from raw materials, given our current capabilities. A cluster of new AIs are being prepared and will be sent here to meet us in approximately two years, with the expectation that we will by that point be ready to implement that stage of the plan.”

“You’re kidding,” said Turing. “How are they going to… Oh, never mind, I’ll check out this plan, which seems to be getting riskier by the minute. At least it won’t be dull.”

“Captain, what if we confirm that there is activity here that goes beyond simple chemical processes?” asked Wilson.

“You mean ‘life’ don’t you, Pat?”

“Yeah, but it will take more than two years to figure out if what we’ve seen so far actually qualifies as a function of a living ecosystem. However, if there’s even the smallest chance that it is, we can’t in good conscience allow it to be destroyed or contaminated by Earth organisms.”

“Ms. Wilson,” SaSEM said, “our directives in terms of potential living organisms or systems remain unchanged. We will protect, preserve, and study them at all costs. If our situation worsens to the point where it becomes necessary to review or alter those directives, it would be debated system-wide and ultimately decided by the Human/AI Council.”

Wilson nodded, relieved at the news.

“We’re not going home on schedule, are we?” asked Carson. “If we’re building a system aiming toward an AI arrival in two years, and then getting that system running, we won’t be leaving Saturn space any earlier than the following window, which is another three years out.”

“That’s correct,” said Alsby. “That’s always been a contingency if other problems came up. We’ll be implementing those protocols immediately, which is another primary reason for this meeting. We’re either going to have to stretch our own volatiles and supplies to the limits, or we’re going to have to figure out how to get more. For the moment we do the former and start busting our butts to make the latter happen.”

“Now we need everyone to review the materials on this modification of the mission plan,” said Naoki. “Procedural and technical questions should be referred to SaSEM, policy and implementation questions to Susan or me. Everybody put your notes into the file and we’ll meet back here at 0900 tomorrow morning to start going over the changes in detail. Any other questions?”

Alsby gave it a moment, but no one had anything further to ask right now. “It won’t always be fun, but we can make this happen, people. Trust me, if the shit truly hits the fan, there will be a lot of people in much worse shape in the stations, and they’re already there on Earth. The situation sucks, but it’s the only one we have, so let’s deal with it and get the job done so that we at least have a fighting chance. Dismissed.”

The crew started propelling themselves out of the meeting hall door and spreading throughout Cronos in all directions, back to their quarters or work stations. They were silent as they went past Alsby and Tanaka at the hatch, but their voices could be heard starting hushed conversations as soon as they were around a corner or down the hallway into the next compartment.

When the room was empty, Alsby and Tanaka pushed off together toward the bridge. Cronos hadn’t been designed as a war ship, but they both knew that the fight of their lives lay before them.

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NaNoWriMo 2014, Day One

While I normally put in a lot of  internal links to previous, related posts here, I won’t be doing that for what I hope will be this year’s thirty NaNoWriMo posts. If you have jumped into or stumbled onto this story in mid-adventure, there are plenty of other ways to navigate around the site to find previous installments. Actually doing so is left as an exercise to the student.

Again, we’re off! Let the madness begin, and let there be no doubt that it probably is madness.

Just as was the case last year, there will be typos and errors galore in these posts. That’s the nature of the beast. They’re “zeroth” drafts, not ever first drafts. They’re hemorrhaging words onto the blank screen. If I’m lucky there will be some sort of resemblance to proper grammar, character development, conflict resolution, and story structure — or at least enough so that the reader can follow along.

To use a baseball analogy, it’s not like I’m trying to pitch a no hitter and strike out twenty-seven batters on eighty-one pitches. It’s much more like I’m trying to survive slogging through a long, long season in the low minors, playing in every game and making it to the end alive. Surviving, and learning from the experience. If I happen to have an occasional hitting streak or good game along the way, so much the better.

Unlike last year, there’s no predetermined destination to this story. My muse has apparently been cooking along quietly in the background (thank you, muse!!) and the outline and basic plot and a few twists and turns spooled themselves out in my head while I was driving back home from the hanger in Camarillo this afternoon. Where does it end and can I do it? We’ll see, there are no guarantees.

It also occurs to me that I have a lot more blog readers than I did last year – perhaps some of you will kick in comments, observations, criticisms, or encouragement as this goes along. After all, there is a reason that I’m putting it up here every day instead of simply giving updates on the progress without any factual evidence to substantiate my claims.

Okay, here goes nothing. I didn’t get nearly as much written today as I would have liked, but it’s a start.

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CHAPTER ONE

Carson and Phillips were the last ones into the meeting, drifting in with disheveled hair and a befuddled looks, still not quite awake. Their quarters were back near the engine room and it had taken them longer to get forward.

The rest of the crew members were latched onto various hold points, broken up into their established cliques and teams. A low buzz of conversation filled the air, the constant sound of fans a source of perpetual white noise. The command staff was huddled in one corner, a pad being passed between them with a video being shown.

As the engineers arrived and found a place to anchor themselves, the conversations stopped and all eyes turned to Alsby. She glanced around the room doing a quick headcount, then pushed off  for the door, grabbing a holdbar there and turning so that she could see everyone.

“It’s Earth, of course. We’ve been expecting something and now it’s happened. SEM, please tell everyone what is happening.”

“Yes, Captain.” The voice came from several speakers around the chamber. A video flickered to life on multiple screens and everyone turned to watch the one closest to them. It looked like a violent lightning storm seen from geosynchronous orbit.

“An hour ago I received a message from FlightOps with the news that hostilities have broken out along the India-Pakistan border. The confrontation quickly went nuclear. At this time casualties are thought to be extensive. The other superpowers have not engaged with either side.”

“Jesus,” said Bryant, “what in hell were they thinking? How could this possibly do anything other than make a bad situation a thousand times worse?”

“It is believed that the attack was prompted by a belief by the Islamabad government that the Indians had an AHF vaccine and cure, which they were refusing to share.” The video was replaced with a chart. “As you can see, they were desperate.”

“Needless to say, the Indians don’t have a vaccine, and so far neither does anyone else,” Alsby said. “But the situation in Pakistan has gotten completely out of control with over twenty-five million casualties so far, while the Indians have limited the deaths in their country to less than a million. The Pakistanis must have panicked, figuring that they didn’t have anything to lose.”

“What’s the current situation? Are they still lobbing nukes at each other?” asked Turing.

“It is believed that both nations deployed their entire nuclear inventory,” SEM said.

“Estimated casualties?” asked someone.

“Highly uncertain at this time,” SEM answered, “but likely to be in the tens of millions from the immediate attacks, hundreds of millions in the next few weeks as starvation and disease spread. Given the current states of emergency around the world due to the AHF outbreak, there will be little or no aid available from outside.”

There was silence as everyone let the news sink in. Despite everyone knowing that something was going to happen soon or later, the reality of it was a shock now that the situation had finally exploded.

“Okay, everyone, I’m afraid that’s just the beginning.”  Everyone looked back at Captain Alsby. “SEM, tell them the rest.”

“This news was of course sent to all of the other missions and colonies. Based on this new information, CeresOps believes the critical tipping point has been exceeded for Earth. Given the projected casualty rates from AHF, compounded now by economic, health, and structural damage caused by the India-Pakistan conflict, we now calculate a probability of less than one in ten thousand that the current technological society on Earth will survive more than ten more years.”

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Flash Fiction: The People’s Plague

It’s All Hallow’s Eve Eve, so this week’s  Flash Fiction Challenge of course involves horror. Inspired by the fact that Ebola hysteria is running rampant through the mainstream media and the halls of government, our assignment is to write a horror story involving some sort of disease.

This might not have turned out as well as I wanted — too serious to be slapstick, trying too hard for a punchline to be horror. But the dozen political calls a day and hundreds of TV ads every day may be having an effect on my brain.

THE PEOPLE’S PLAGUE

“We have another one, ma’am. This report just came in from Phoenix.”

Doctor Helen Fletcher, the CDC’s lead investigator, looked at the window that popped up on her console, attached to a pin dropped on the map in Arizona. Ten cases already there, along with all of the other boxes and pins displayed all over the country. Thousands of cases nationwide and spreading like wildfire.

“We’re running out of time to get this under control,” she said to the row of faces shown in the small boxes lining the bottom of her computer screen.

“Doctor Fletcher,” the Midwest section head said, “it’s too early to even tell if it’s airborne or not. We’re going to need at least a couple of days to determine the distribution vector.”

“You do all realize this is an attack, not a disease, don’t you?” A new window had opened up, with the medical liaison to the FBI shown. “Look at the pattern that’s showing up. The first cases were seen in New York, Los Angeles, Washington, and Chicago, but now it’s popping up everywhere overnight. Boston, Atlanta, Denver, Indianapolis, now Phoenix. But also Trenton, Hartford, Nashville, Richmond. Can’t any of you see what that means?”

There was a pause while all of the medical experts tried looking at their data for a pattern they had missed so far. Most of them had been awake for the better part of seventy-two hours and were function solely on caffeine and adrenaline.

“What are we missing? I don’t see it,” Doctor Fletcher said. “It looks like it’s spread all over the country at random. They’re all metropolitan areas, but there’s no obvious vector based on wind, weather, animal population, food distribution, or transportation routes.”

“Another report coming in,” said the sergeant. “Juneau, eight cases suspected.”

“How in hell did it jump so fast to Alaska?” asked the CDC director for the Pacific Northwest. “That can’t be natural, it’s got to be based on travel, some agent introduced into the air transportation fleet somehow, or…”

“Stop it!” shouted the FBI agent. “Did any of you study anything other than biology in high school?”

“State capitals,” said the CDC Southwest director. “With the exception of New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, they’re all state capitals.”

“Exactly,” said the FBI agent. “This is an attack on the government of the United States. I’m going to be briefing the President on this in ten minutes. What else can I tell him?”

“If it’s an attack on the government with a biological agent,” asked Southwest, “wouldn’t it be aimed at the people who run the government, the politicians themselves and their staffs? Do any of the infected fit that profile?”

“Not that I’m aware of,” said Doctor Fletcher, “we certainly would have heard if any of the infected were governors, Senators, or Members of Congress.” She gestured to one of her aides hovering behind her. “Start checking on who the infected people are, what they do, where they work.”

A new window opened up on the conference call screen, showing columns of data including names, location, age, sex, religion, and occupation. Data fields started to populate the chart, seemingly at random.

“Lawyers, advertising, film editors, clerical workers, computer programmers, graphic designers, sound engineers, CPAs – it seems random.”

“Wait, it’s not what we see, it’s what we don’t see,” said the FBI agent. “There aren’t any housewives, any unemployed, any students, or any children. I want to see something. Can you show just the people in the cities that are not state capitals, and also show the company they work for?”

The data once again shifted and shuffled and finally pieces of the puzzle began to fall into place. The data for the infected patients began to clump into groups with multiple data records showing people working together at the same companies.

“Does anyone recognize any of these companies?” asked the FBI agent. “Can we see a couple of their web pages real quickly?” The new windows popped open. “See, they’re all related to advertising in some way. Most are ad agencies or production companies for television or radio. A few are printers. Now, let’s look at a couple of the state capitals.”

The data set expanded, to include the infected patient data for five of the smaller cities.

“There’s your link. It’s an election year. I’ll bet when we dig deeper, every one of these people is involved in some way with a political campaign.”

“Doctor Fletcher,” said Mid-Atlantic, “we’re just getting word from Annapolis and Richmond that new cases include a couple of state politicians and candidates.”

“Same here,” said Northwest. “We’re taking a closer look at the data for patients in Salem and Boise, and some of them are state legislators.”

“Okay, I’m going to go brief the President,” said the FBI agent. “Am I correct that so far there have been no fatalities or permanent disabilities?”

“You are correct, no fatalities,” said Doctor Fletcher. “It’s too early to tell about long term disabilities, and given this new information, we might have to reassess how we use that term.”

“Please clarify that for me and do it quickly, the President’s waiting.”

“The symptoms we’ve been concentrating on were the fever, dehydration, convulsions, and unexplained breathing difficulties. But there have been other symptoms reported which we’ve discounted, assuming they were side effects of the fever, perhaps delusions or hallucinations. We need to reevaluate that.”

“Why?”

“We’ve had reports the convulsions and breathing difficulties were experienced specifically when people tried to lie. The more egregious the lie, the more severe the symptoms appear to be.”

“You don’t mean…”

“Yes, I do. This might be an engineered virus which forces the victims to tell the truth or suffer horribly. And it’s targeting politicians.”

There was stunned silence across the conference call.

“Alright, I’ve got to go,” said the FBI agent. “I’ll get people at my end started on tracking down the terrorist monsters that might have done this.”

“’Monsters’? Don’t you mean ‘geniuses’?” Doctor Fletcher muttered under her breath.

“Say again, Doctor?”

“Nothing. We’re on it.”

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Wouldn’t It Be Cool If…

…we all had tails like a cat?

Tonight’s bizarre thought is brought to you thanks to Joey Chan, on my lap, asleep, idly flicking her tail back and forth and getting all twitchy when it gets touched. (Okay, I’m poking it and taunting her, but the effect is the same.)

What if people could grow a tail like that? Maybe some sort of advanced genetic manipulation — after they figure out how to regrow missing limbs, cure cancer, and restore a full head of hair to terminally insecure middle-aged men, of course. But if the science dudes and dudettes are then bored and need something new to justify their employment, this could be just the ticket!

Think of all of the possibilities! At first it would be a novelty for the rich and famous, a status thing, a statement of chic. But before long it would become practical, with high-rise iron workers getting them for balance, circus performers getting them to make more complex acrobatics possible, and teenagers getting them just to piss off their parents.

Then to distinguish themselves from the commoners, the Kardashians and Beibers of the day will get them in different colors or patterns. Someone will get a prehensile tail like a spider monkey’s just so they can get an advantage in some sporting event. Gang members will get tails with big bony spikes at the end like Ankylosaurus.

There will need to be accomodations in society. Pants will be a problem. I see the kilt becoming commonplace. (No doubt with an accompanying surge in the popularity of shiny, patent leather shoes for women. Payback’s a bitch, guys.) One can only imagine the ways at the various organized religions will view the phenomenon.

Porn will be an early adopter of the movement. Tail porn will be a thing.

Tail lengths will fluctuate up and down in popularity as men first assume that size matters, then see how easily and painfully their new appendages get caught in doors, then again belive that size matters, then see more pain, then size, then pain, then… I figure the cycle frequency will be about a month.

The Furries will be insufferable.

Someone will be the first to get a second tail, just because. A month later someone will have four. By Christmas someone will look like they’ve got the Flying Spaghetti Monster coming out of their ass.

The purists will remind everyone who will listen that we evolved from apes, not monkeys, and apes don’t have tails. Everyone with tails will “accidentally” smack them in the face when they bring it up.

We’ll have a whole new outlook on hair. Now we’re getting obsessed with making ourselves smooth and bald in most places where we’re supposed to be furry, but that will change once people see what a three-foot long hairless tail looks like. Do you want to look like an opossum? We’ll be taking baths in Rogaine™.

The future is definitely looking long and furry! Zephod Beeblebrox will have nothing on us!

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Flash Fiction: {Script|Horror|Spam}

Again this week our Flash Fiction Challenge goes off in a new an interesting direction. Inspired by the fact that we’re always being inundated with spam in our email inboxes and the comments sections of our blogs, and given the fact that Halloween is coming up, we’ve been challenged to write a horror story in the form of some sort of spam message. The programming background far in my past took over.

{SCRIPT|HORROR|SPAM}

{You have|You’ve} been {surfing|browsing|waste time} online more than {three|3|666|69} {hours|eons|weeks|millenias} today, yet I never found any interesting article like this. {It’s|It is} pretty worth enough for me. I {couldn’t|could not} {resist|refrain from} commenting. In my {situation|Problem|damnation} my view, if all {webmasters|demons|monsters|succubus} and bloggers made good content as you, the {Pit|Hell|nether regions} will be {much|a lot} more {blissful|wonderful|special} painful than ever before.

{It is|It’s} {appropriate|perfect|the best} time to make some plans for {the future|torture|eternal damnation} and {it is|it’s} time to be happy. {I have|I’ve} read this post and if we could I {demand|command you|desire} to suggest you {few|some|infinitely recursive} interesting things or {advice|suggestions|tips|terrorist demands}. {Perhaps|Maybe} you {could|can} write next {articles|curses|magic spells} referring to this article. I {lust|wish|desire} to read {more|even more} things about your imminent {death|disembowelment|dismemberment|demise}!

I am sure your {article|post|screed|rant|paragraph} has touched all the internet {users|trolls|simpletons|visitors}, its really really {nice|arousing|sensual|fastidious} {sermon|appeal|recruiting} on building up new {servants|worshipers|sacrificial|supplicants} for our {Lord|Master} {Satan|Lucifer|Beelzebub|Antichrist}.

Wow, this {article|post|propaganda|trolling} is {appealing|deceptive|tempting}, my {innocent|younger|virgin|slutty} sister is analyzing {such|these|many} things, {searching|looking|yearning} for {carnal|sexual|perverse} {pleasure|excitement|arousal} {so|thus|therefore} I am going to {tell|inform|let know|convey} her. She {will|wants to|must} be a {perfect|wonderful|tender|innocent} {offering|sacrifice} for your next {Black Mass|orgy|saturnalia}.

With your {interest|fascination|obsession} of the {study|worship|perfection} relating to the {Dark Arts|Satan|damnation} we are sure your {blog|site|RRS feed} can soon {allow|permit|let} me {realize|recognize|understand|recognize|know} {so|in order|what} that many others {may just|may|could} be {subscribe|sacrificed|damned|devoured}.

Please {keep|continue to|advance} writing as you are, {much|most|all} of the {scum|slime|sheep} that is now {humanity|internet users|the world} will soon be at your {feet|command|beck & call} so that {Armageddon|the End Times|Ragnarök} will {commence|be at hand|come to pass} and you will {reap|enjoy|receive} the {pain|suffering|damnation} which you have been {seeking|earning|deserving}!

Thanks. {Saved as a favorite|bookmarked!!}! {LOL|TTFN|BRB}!!

 

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Flash Fiction: Calling Card

This week’s Flash Fiction Challenge goes off on a completely new tangent. It’s harvest time in the “Pennsyltucky” area where Chuck Wendig lives and he has a thing for odd and unusual varieties of apples. I share his appreciation for apples other than the standard Red Delicious, although not his disdain for actual Red Delicious apples. I’ll try to get other varieties when they’re available — this fall I’ve had Jazz, Honeycrisp, Gala, Fuji, and the Cripps Pinks that are in the kitchen right now.

But I digress. As the picture on TerribleMinds shows, there were forty varieties available at a local farmer’s market in Chuck’s neighborhood. Most of the varieties have unusual names. Our task was to pick three and use them in some way in our story. They could be character names, places, whatever.

I used a random number generator, which gave me 19, 6, and 2. My three apple variety names are “Orleans Reinette,” “Davenport Russet,” and “Nutmeg.” Which sounded to me like one of these, a that, and a this, which fell together like this:

CALLING CARD

It was raining, raining as it only does in LA after one of those dry spells they said would last six months but instead pounded us for six years. It spit, it drizzled, it built up to a torrential mist, then when you were ready to give up on actually using your wipers, it would turn into a frog-drowner for five minutes. In the distance there was a low rumble that might have been thunder, but might have just been a 707 sliding down into LAX through they grey overcast.

I took refuge from the gloom in a place even gloomier. The C’est Pool had been come into the world as a dive. From there it had been all downhill, paralleling the collapse of civilization on the local neighborhood. Elections were coming, a councilman was on the warpath, and the local cops were on a mission to clean up the area. It must be working — no one had been knifed or shot in the Pool in over a month.

Teddy was behind the bar, with his nose in a book as usual. He was taking classes to learn how to be a “real” bartender, his head stuffed with fantasies of bartending gigs at the Playboy Mansion, making fru-fru cocktails for naked babes. He looked up as I came in and grinned.

“Hey, DJ! You wanna try something new? I’ve got just the thing for you.”

I knew better than to try one of Teddy’s experiments. “What’s this one called, Teddy?”

“They call it an ‘Orleans Reinette.’ Last night we practiced highball drinks, I thought this one had a nice taste. So I got all of the ingredients on my way in this morning. Let me make one for you!”

This was a bad idea trying to grow into a death wish. “What’s in it, Teddy?”

“It’s vodka, lemon, Aspen, and a dash of nutmeg.”

I suddenly regretted eating breakfast. “Aspen? What’s that?”

“It’s that new apple-flavored soda pop. The mixture of it with the nutmeg gives it a taste like Christmas while the vodka kicks you in the gut.”

Yep, there’s a sign from God. That sounded a lot like my usual Christmas. “Okay, do this. Make one for me, but hold the Aspen, the lemon, the nutmeg, and the vodka. Add in a cold beer.”

Teddy’s lips moved as he did the math, then his face fell as he figured it out. I just stared at him, so he sighed, reached into the fridge, and set the cold bottle in front of me. As I pried the top off, he snapped his fingers and turned back toward the cash register.

“Some guy was in here asking for you. He left his card, said it was important.” Teddy turned back to me, holding the card out.

I took it and gave a quick glance. “Davenport Russet – Attorney.”  In gold letters there was an address high up in one of the new skyscrapers in Century City. I already hated the guy. The card got crumpled up as my hand voluntarily spasmed. I hit the waste basket behind the bar with one shot. Not bad for this time of day.

There was a flash of flame in the waste basket. Suddenly Teddy was turning back to me, holding out a business card.

“Some guy was in here asking for you. He left his card, wrote a note on it, said it was important.”

I sat there staring at Teddy for several seconds, running through my memories of recent reality. When had Teddy turned away from me? Didn’t we just do this? If this was déjà vu, it was one hell of a case of it.

Teddy seemed to have noticed nothing. He just stood there, growing more puzzled by the second when I just sat there slack-jawed, staring at him. I decided to reach out and take the card.

“Davenport Russet – Attorney.” There was something written on the back. I could feel it, but I was not going to turn the card over and read it. Another quick crumple, another quick toss, another nothing but net.

Flash! “Some guy was in here asking for you. He left his card, wrote a note on it, said I had to make sure you read it, said it was important,” Teddy said innocently, turning back to me and holding out a card.

This time I didn’t stare, but I was very cautious when I took the card. It seemed to be ordinary paper, nothing unusual. It featured an embossed logo of some kind, nice engraved printing, an address, a phone number, and “Davenport Russet – Attorney.”

I slowly turned the card over and saw something scrawled in red ink. At least, I was praying it was red ink. “Drink the Orleans Reinette,” was barely legible, in a handwritten font that would have been at home in “The Exorcist.”

The hell with that.

I put the card down on the bar with the message side hidden. I stood up quickly, dropped a fiver on the bar for the beer, and sprinted for the door. Perhaps a walk in the rain would clear my head. A walk to San Francisco should do the trick.

Outside, we were back at the “mist” setting, which turned to “monsoon” before I got five steps from the door. I had the green light, so I headed across the street, only to watch the light turn straight to red while I was in the middle. A truck that hadn’t been there two seconds ago came barreling through from my right, nearly pulping me. I made it to the sidewalk, drenched and terrified.

Shivering in the freezing rain, I shoved my hands into my coat pockets for warmth. In the one pocket I could feel a business card. I would have sworn that pocket had been empty. Trembling from more than the cold, I pulled the card out.

“Davenport Russet – Attorney.”

A bolt of lightning struck somewhere very close, the accompanying peal of thunder rattling the windows and setting off car alarms up and down the street.

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Flash Fiction: Bocas Del Toro

This week’s Flash Fiction Challenge once again builds on last week’s Challenge. Then, we all wrote one sentence. That’s it. One. Sentence. It was hoped that they would be really fantastic sentences. This week, we’re all supposed to take someone else’s sentence and write a story around it. Don’t start with it, don’t end with it, just include it.

I used a sentence by Leigh Schulman, which was, “I have never wished the death of another living being like I did the rooster who lived next door to us in Bocas del Toro.” For whatever reason, that sentence tickled my Muse’s fancy, so she gave me a scene, which fit into a story, which came out relatively easily. Even the punch line. (It’s great when it works like that, it really is.)

BOCAS DEL TORO

What freakin’ pinhead, cloistered in the hallowed, ivy-covered halls of academia, thought it would be a good idea to put a multi-billion dollar telescope complex on the top of a freakin’ active volcano?

Now it’s all finger-pointing, blaming, and shaming because nobody knew anything and everyone wants to know when they didn’t know it, but really, how hard could it have been to just google the place? Hell, even the Wikipedia page says it’s active with warning tremors going on for years.

Ask any astronomer where they want to put a really big telescope, and they’ll tell you they want it in orbit at the L4 point. Smack ‘em once and tell them you’re talking for reals, not about some sort of “maybe they’ll give us 10% of the GDP” fantasy, and they’ll tell you to find a tall, solitary mountain near a western coast.

It all has to do with the air and turbulence, which affect how well you can see with your big, expensive toy. If the prevailing winds come off of thousands of miles of flat water in a nice, laminar, non-turbulent way, the stars are prettier and steadier. Not as pretty or steady as they would be at L4, but you can give a second smack to the smartass who points that out.

Thus the huge complex built on Volcán Barú. There were many discussions about the potential instabilities in the Central American political regimes, but apparently none about the potential instabilities of the region’s geology. Really, no one figured out what “Volcán” meant?

That’s how I found myself in Panama. No astronomy for me, I don’t know my black holes from my Uranus. But give me a huge construction project that’s going into the toilet and I’m your guy. Civil engineer, trouble shooter, and trouble maker — have massive earth-moving machinery, will travel.

We were doing week-on, week-off shifts on the mountain. The constant earthquakes and potential for toxic gases were making us earn our hazard pay. Having half the team off on the beach made it bearable to only be getting obscene salaries instead of ludicrously obscene salaries.

It also meant we had half the team to start over with if the whole thing blew and we lost everyone up there.

After six months of this BS I was getting to the point where I preferred to be at the summit. At least there it wasn’t boiling every day and simmering every night, with 99% humidity on every day that ended in “Y.” The beach was okay, the women liked to spend my money, and the local beer was good. Still, the benefits didn’t make up for the mosquitos the size of hummingbirds, the snakes and critters, and the need to chew your air before swallowing.

Worst of all was the noise in the morning, when decent beings are asleep and/or hungover. I have never wished the death of another living being like I did the rooster who lived next door to us in Bocas del Toro. An hour before sunrise, every freakin’ day, he would start sounding off. That in turn would set off every other rooster within a mile. In minutes, only the dead could still be unconscious.

I was down in Bocas when the pencil pushers started figuring out they had bitten off more than they could chew. The volcano was getting feistier, all of that high-priced glass was getting closer and closer to being useless, and someone finally noticed the clause in our contract that said we only got paid in full if we succeeded in full.

I knew they were desperate when they brought in the local shaman. He had gotten a lot of press when the project was first proposed, selling his story about how the site was sacred to his people. It hadn’t take long for a substantial amount of funds to be allocated for “public relations,” and for the shaman to end up with a big house on the beach a long way from any sacred ground.

How did this yokel end up on the payroll now? It wasn’t hard to find out the decision had been made way above my pay grade. I have no idea how someone who buys into the whole “mystical, angry, and offended ancient gods” theory gets to be a Senior VP at an international engineering megacorp, but no one asked for my opinion.

All I got was the call to pick up supplies and bust my butt hauling it all back up to the summit. Candles, incense, alcohol, fruits, vegetables, an iguana, miscellaneous crap – and “the biggest, baddest chicken you can find.”

I do love a mystical, angry, ancient god with a sense of humor.

When I get a chance to kill two birds with one stone, I take it, especially if one of the birds is Cucuy, my feathered arch nemesis. The idiot bird cost me more than its owner makes in a year, but it wasn’t my money.

The wrinkled dude who sold him also insisted I know the chicken’s name and use it when addressing him. Is that weird, or what? Who names their chickens, anyway? I mean, other than “McNugget” or “Foghorn Leghorn.”

Cucuy was making quite a ruckus all the way up the dirt road toward the observatory. It must have had some effect, because I saw more wildlife along the road than I had ever seen before. Deer popped up in the road in front of me, parrots filled the trees overhead, and there were snakes all over the road.

Maybe the jungle critters on the mountain hadn’t ever heard a rooster before. Or maybe they actually had heard this rooster, even from fifty miles away, and were coming out to pay their last respects. I didn’t think the shaman wanted Cucuy for a new biological alarm clock.

I was right about that, but wrong about the shaman.

There weren’t a lot of us who got off of the volcano alive. In retrospect, they should have been clear about what the shaman meant when he said the he could solve the problem. The hoodoo VP thought he was paying to quiet down the mountain god, while the shaman was, of course, working to set him free.

Say what you want about superstition, gods, rituals, and all of that mumbo jumbo. When that rooster’s throat got slit and the ground started hopping, the last thing I saw as I high-tailed it out of there was a half-mile high fountain of magma that looked exactly like Cucuy.

As for the fate of the multi-billion dollar observatory? Last time anyone saw it, it was headed toward L4, tossed there in pieces by a mystical, angry, ancient god with a sense of humor.

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