Tonight I’m out of time and out of gas, just wanted to write a quick paragraph about some stupid thing I’ve noticed driving around LA in the last few days. But who wants to be normal, so in a desperate attempt to be original I took the title “Out Of Time” and stuck it in Google Translate (English to Russian), which came up with:
Of course, being a numbers dude and needing to proof and double check everything (and not actually knowing a word of Russian), before I went ahead with the post I wanted to see if a curious reader could guess that it was Russian, stick it back into Google Translate or some such, and get the original meaning.
This does not work.
While I wanted a translation for “out of time,” as in, “The day’s been really busy and I’m really short on sleep and I have run out of time,” instead it translate to “untimely.”
Which made me laugh way too hysterically. It might be time to get some sleep.