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The Pit Of Despair

I don’t know who created the meme. The images are obviously from “The Princess Bride,” one of the finest movies ever made.

Sunday nights tend to lean towards “ugly & depressing” these days, often because A) the weekend that I was hoping would be restful and relaxing was anything but, and B) because the week ahead is expected to be Hell on Wheels, with Monday earning its reputation as “MONDAY! 🤮🤯🤬😐

The news feeds from last night and pretty much one thing after another all day today didn’t help, AT ALL.

One foot in front of another, having each others’ backs, we will all get through it.

But would it freakin’ kill the Universe / God / Karma / {insert deity name here} to cut us just a little bit of slack? Really?

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No Context For You – December 02nd

Choose your Hell…

Concentrate on those important tasks for hour after hour after hour? End up exhausted, barely able to keep your eyes open and capable of staggering to bed, little or no energy or time to do anything else, anything enjoyable.

Work hard but put down your labor when the allotted time comes? Feel okay, have the time and energy to read a book or watch the hockey game – but the whole time your brain is racing about your deadlines and how you’re risking failure, and trying to sleep is futile and troubled.

In between somewhere? There’s a reason it’s called “work/life BALANCE.” Some days it feels like that balancing act is being done with you as a last-minute substitute for Philippe Petit, on a high wire between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center.

Which, if you’re tired enough, becomes an allegorical phrase from the Tamarian language. “Paul, a poor substitute for Philippe, on a high wire between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center.”

IYKYK!

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Hesperia Christmas Lights 2025 – Day Two

Most of this work technically was done yesterday (today was filled with wonderful family activities for a belated Thanksgiving celebration) but yesterday I got distracted by pretty lights in the sky and it’s close enough for government work.

The garage end is good, with the basic foundation along the roofline of the big, colored C9 incandescent lights and the white icicle lights. Both of the old houses were covered end to end with two sets of lights. Not this house. At this end, headed back over the big white gate to the back yard driveway, the colored C9s make it to the corner, but the white icicle lights run out short. Need to get more sets.

My son got the candy canes installed along the driveway, and got about half of the small Italian cedars next to the driveway lit up. I’ll continue with those next time. Behind the Italian cedars is a 6′ cinder block wall, which would be GREAT to display a ton of lights on if I can just figure out an easy, cheap way to anchor the lights to the top of the wall. I have an idea…

The most glaring “gap” in the existing coverage in front is where the colored C9s and the white icicle lights run out WAAAAAY short coming around to the front. Probably going to need two additional sets of both here as well.

I wasn’t sure about putting the old artificial tree out in the front, but I think it looks nice in this corner. Although now that it’s primarily a night-time display, it probably needs a HUGE, BRIGHT star or something at the top.

At the old Scarborough house these blue & white cascading icicle LEDs used to go along about a third of the front of the house and looked nice. Here they wouldn’t even come close to covering a significant portion of the roofline so they would get swallowed up amid all of the other lights. But they’re the perfect width to fit in this section over the front door with the two pillars on either side. I just overlapped them and offset them so that it looks blue-white-blue-white-blue-white. I like the effect and think it will still stand out when I finish putting up the colored C9s and the white icicle lights. And I didn’t fall off the ladder and break anything putting them up there. WINNER!

This morning when I got up I was pleased to see that three of the four timers turned off correctly at 00:30 last night. This afternoon when we got home from our family affair I was equally pleased to see that those three then turned back on correctly at 16:15. Now I just have to figure out why that fourth timer is borked. No doubt it’s a user error.

The other suggestion I’ve had is to put at least a few lights up on the back yard roofline and on the pergola. I’ve never done the back yard at either of the two previous houses, but here we have vacant lots behind us and the rear roofline and top of the pergola can be seen from the main road coming into the subdivision and a little bit from the main road. It wouldn’t be that hard…

As one of my kids texted over the weekend: “How many lights Dad wants”

No inaccuracies found!

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The Next Week

I’ve seen this meme a dozen places in the last 48 hours and it’s ringing so very, VERY true right now. Another one says, “It’s like the whole world is waiting for biopsy results on Tuesday.” That’s true too, although I’ve been feeling more like the characters in “Melancholia” or “Deep Impact” waiting for the comet or rogue planet to hit the Earth.

Let’s keep the faith, keep breathing, keep our sense of humor, and hope for a

over the next 72 hours.

In the meantime, we’ve been experiencing our first good windstorm of the winter, which meant that the roads this morning were littered with palm fronds (which can shred a tire in an instant), small tree branches, tumbleweeds, and the odd, migrating Halloween decoration. In our back yard,

We will rebuild!

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Proof Of Life – October 01st

Truer words…

I am lost in spacetime, unable to remember what day of the week it is for most of today, but my brain has been CONVINCED that it was Friday.

And then I would see something that would remind me that it was only Tuesday, and Tuesday this week wasn’t my favorite day, and Wednesday isn’t looking a lot better, so you do the math.

Remember “Time Tunnel,” that cheesy, cheap 1960’s sci-fi, Irwin Allen show? And when they would push the button to pull our brave time travellers off of the deck of the Titanic as it started to tilt up out of the water or out of Pompeii as the mountain was smoking, they would spin around and around with that humongous black & white spiral thing behind them, until they plunked down at the Little Big Horn or somewhere? That’s my brain today.

Not physically dizzy, not like I’m going to fall down, but unmoored a bit, not quite fully attached to the time stream.

If we could move past this and get back to that whole “normal” thing again I would really appreciate it.

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Box Canyon

It’s dangerous and quite possible lethal to fly into a box canyon. The terrain rises and the canyon narrows and the altitude climbs so your plane’s performance suffers and suddenly you find that you can’t turn around, you can’t climb over the top, and your only choice is where you want to slam into the mountain.

So when you see the box canyon coming and you turn away, it’s the right decision. You’ll know that. But if you had reasons for going in there and had put in a ton of work to make it happen, it’s a mixed blessing, at best. Disappointing. What could I have done better?

Yeah, lots of allegories here, and no details, sorry. Have a meme…

"Have a panic attack. You've earned it."

This too shall pass. Even if it is just like a kidney stone does. I’ve had those multiple times over the last 40+ years and they haven’t killed me yet.

One step in front of another.

The juxtoposition! Damn!!

 

 

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