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NaNoWriMo 2023, Day Eight

(For those not familiar with NaNoWriMo, it’s the National Novel Writing Month – in brief, slap 50,000+ words onto the screen as a “zeroth” draft of a novel. It’s not pretty, it’s not even a first draft, it’s simply an exercise in “Just – Keep – Putting – Words – TOGETHER!” and seeing what comes out the other side. I’ve done it five times and “succeeded” twice. I’ve decided to be incredibly self centered and foolish open about my process so I’ve put my work up here on this site for the last three attempts. Just do a search to see some of the crap I’ve inflicted on my loyal readers in the past. Actually, that might not be totally true – while being “zeroth” drafts, at least three of them had stories and characters that I actually thought were pretty good if I ever managed to get past the NaNoWriMo stage, finish them, and then start editing.)

Wow! Day Eight already. Wait, what happened to Days Five, Six, and Seven?

In short, “life.” If you remember the diagram that I shared on October 31st, I didn’t have time to do NaNoWriMo this year, and I knew it, but I started anyway, because HAVE YOU MET ME? There are other commitments and conflicting priorities and NaNoWriMo is somewhere above raking leaves or crushing recycling cans, but well below hitting critical work deadlines. Let’s keep it real here.

So after three days of lots of stress and very little sleep, deadlines have been hit, there are a couple of hours before the next crisis hits, so here’s about 400 words. It’s not going to get me back on track or even keep me from falling further behind today, but it sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

All comments will be welcome.


ANY BAD SITUATION CAN BE MADE WORSE

CHAPTER FOUR

Mint. Something smelled like mint. Not a lot of scent, not overpowering, but with that omnipresent presence that told you that it was 100% artificial and chemical and desperately trying to mask some other smell that was truly horrible. And Deb hated the smell of mint to begin with.

A second and third brain cell finally activated and joined the party, causing Deb to realize that if she could smell mint, she must be alive and might possibly be conscious. The good news was that there wasn’t any pain or even discomfort. The bad news was that the mint was 100% of the sensory input. Nothing to see, feel, or hear.

How about moving? Attempts to move her arms and legs were inconclusive. She tried to touch her face, but there was no feedback from her face telling her that anything had touched it, so something wasn’t working. She didn’t seem to go anywhere or hit anything. She just was.

After an indeterminate amount of time when she might have been asleep again, or maybe unconscious, the mint scent came back into focus and she had another sensation, this time more familiar. She didn’t know how long she had been gone or here, whatever or wherever “here” might be, but she really had to pee.

Decades of training said that she couldn’t do that without the proper facilities, and hopefully some toilet paper. The big, minty, dark didn’t seem to have either.

What was it that that astronaut dude had said in his TED Talk? “No problem is so bad that you can’t make it worse”? She had a problem and it was time to make it worse. She prepared to release her bladder.

“Please do not expel bodily fluids.”

That voice was familiar. The command forced her to belay that last order to the bladder. The surprise forced out a squirt of adrenaline. Suddenly memories and questions started popping up like mushrooms.

The hammock, the pool. The freakin’ little leprechaun! The army of freakin’ little leprechauns! Who was it to tell her not to pee? What was its name?

“Brian? Buddah? Bowser? Hey you, the shrimp with the weird name that starts with a ‘B’! Where am I and let me out of here! I gotta get to a bathroom, double time!”

“I am Bubba. I am here. We are creating a urinal for you, please stand by for one minute.”

Deb noticed at some point that there was light. It wasn’t like someone turned one on, but one second it was still totally dark and the next it was just almost totally dark. Then a little less totally dark. Within a minute or two she was in a ball of light.

Dim, green light. Mint green light.

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Not NaNoWriMo, 11/08/2023

The light at the end of the tunnel, indeed. Somehow the audit questions have all been answered and the backup documents provided. (IYKYK!) The October financial reports have been finalized. Of course, there are a gazillion things that have been pushed off onto the back burners that will need to be dealt with, but none of them are at an “Oh God! Oh God! We’re all gonna die!” level of priority.

I always forget what this feels like. Sort of like that cool down period when you’ve just finished a marathon. Perhaps the proper response is to have a couple of bananas and some Gatorade.

Most of the post-deadline balance disruption is mental. Spend enough time where every single minute is so tightly focused on deadlines and priorities and you find yourself a bit adrift when you have options, including the option to sit on your butt and watch the hockey game. (The Kings are winning by the way, 3-1 over Las Vegas with 4:00 left.) Surely there must be something critical and high priority that I’ve forgotten! WHY AM I NOT WORKING?!

That’s the tiny animal brain talking. The more sane portions of the cerebelum know that we’re good. There will be more times for stress and panic. But tonight is not one of those times.

Maybe I’ll write a few words and jump back on that horse after three missed days.

2015, Duke Gardens in Raleigh, NC. Wowsers!

 

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Not Na-No-Wri-Mo, 11/07/2023

Today’s been worse than yesterday, which was in turn worse than Sunday, at least as far as having any time to write. This too shall pass (one way or the other) but for now, another zero word count day.

And I almost completely forgot to post this until I noticed the time.

You know how Arnold Schwartzenegger looks as the Terminator at the end of T2 when he says, “I need a vacation!” Yeah, that.

Another endurance moment. 2010.

After having a “come to Jesus” moment about my fitness (or lack thereof) and weight (way too much) in 2009, but not yet being ready to run a marathon, I instead walked a marathon (on Saturday) and a half-marathon (on Sunday) for the Santa Barbara Avon Walk to fight breast cancer. Along with several hundred miles of walking during training.

That pink baseball cap? I still have it here somewhere. I had it custom embroidered with the phrase “Pain is just weakness leaving the body,” only in the original Klingon.

True story!

 

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Not NaNoWriMo, 11/06/2023

Yet another day of a zero word count. Again, I knew this was coming. The deadlines of this week have been there like Gandalf’s Balrog for weeks now – “You Shall Not Pass!”

The good news is that I’m starting to think I’m going to make it. The “to-do” list that looked like the NYC phone book is starting to look like a Post-It Note. Okay, it’s one of those BIG Post-It Notes, but you get the idea.

But on that priority list, writing for NaNoWriMo is “later!”

Plus, I had a commitment to go down a pint.

I know my name, so why do they put this sticker on me? Is it so that they know what name to shout as they’re slapping me to wake me up after I pass out? 🤣😎

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Not NaNoWriMo, 11/05/2023

I knew that this day would come in my NaNoWriMo 2023 quest, and I’m not that surprised that it came this early.

No new words today – other priorities sucked all of the time out of the day. It’s not the end of the world, it just means that I’m going to have to make up some word count over some days later in the month.

I knew what the deadlines were when I started this. The rest of this week might be bad for NaNoWriMo. We’ll see.

In the meantime, we’re all enduring the joys of yet another Daylight Saving Time shift. And a Chiefs game in Germany that started at 06:30 AM. (At least we won!)

We’ll see what tomorrow brings. (Oh, yeah, I’m donating blood at the Red Cross tomorrow night after work. Another conflicting priority!)

Tonight’s sunset, crystal clear, no clouds, extra servings of that gradient from red to ultraviolet.

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NaNoWriMo 2023, Day Four

(For those not familiar with NaNoWriMo, it’s the National Novel Writing Month – in brief, slap 50,000+ words onto the screen as a “zeroth” draft of a novel. It’s not pretty, it’s not even a first draft, it’s simply an exercise in “Just – Keep – Putting – Words – TOGETHER!” and seeing what comes out the other side. I’ve done it five times and “succeeded” twice. I’ve decided to be incredibly self centered and foolish open about my process so I’ve put my work up here on this site for the last three attempts. Just do a search to see some of the crap I’ve inflicted on my loyal readers in the past. Actually, that might not be totally true – while being “zeroth” drafts, at least three of them had stories and characters that I actually thought were pretty good if I ever managed to get past the NaNoWriMo stage, finish them, and then start editing.)

There’s a saying about old airplanes with radial engines. They’re always leaking oil – if they’re not leaking oil it’s THEN that you need to worry, because that means they don’t have any oil left to leak!

I bring this up because The Long-Suffering Wife graciously pointed out that she had found a couple of typos… 😂😵😂😂🥴😁😎🍾 That’s good news! The only time these stories won’t have typos if if I didn’t do any writing that day.

It’s also fun to listen to her guesses about where the story’s going. Since I have pretty much zero clue myself where it’s headed, I simply smile and nod a lot.

As everyone might have guessed (I’m a little bit transparent at this stage), last evening I had on some video and information on the new potential volcanic eruption in Iceland. I was fascinated by the one in 2021 and the follow up, smaller eruption earlier this year nearby. One thing led to another.

By the way, the current semi-official name is “Any Bad Situation Can Be Made Worse.” That’s from a quote from Cmdr. Chris Hadfield (more or less, I was going from memory) where he was talking about crisis management and decision making in an emergency as a test pilot and astronaut. In particular I think it involves an EVA on the ISS where he had a problem with his spacesuit and things were getting dicey fast. Important lessons there, I suggest everyone check it out.

All comments will be welcome.


ANY BAD SITUATION CAN BE MADE WORSE

CHAPTER THREE (continued)

“Where is all of our equipment?” Sara asked.

“We have seismometer stations in a ring all around this region. You can see their locations here…”

The Civil Emergency Alarm system activated. Both of their phones and watches started wailing, and they both checked their wrists to see a bright red display with neon yellow text scrolling by. This was going to be a big one. (NOTE FOR EDITING – Earlier in this chapter add a quick scene where an alert comes in for a small earthquake with a green or yellow alert, to set up this scene.)

Both Sara and Carl ran around to the still open doors of the Jeep and jumped inside. Before Carl could start the engine and get moving the swaying of the ground started. Slowly at first, but then much more quickly and violently the vehicle began to rock on its shocks, pushing them around the interior.

As experienced volcanologists, earthquakes were not an uncommon occurrence. Most of them were small, magnitude 3 or 4, simply because M3 and M4 (or smaller) earthquakes were by orders of magnitude more common than “the Big One.” But it went with the job description that when “the Big One” hit, there would probably be seismologists in danger on the front lines. Ask those who were monitoring Mount St. Helens in 1980.

They had parked at the base of a small hill. As the landscape shook, gravel-sized rocks came bouncing down the hillside and striking the jeep. Slowly some of the larger rocks started to follow. On basketball-sized piece slammed into the back tailgate and the rear window exploded with the impact, spraying glass into the back.

“It’s not local!” Carl screamed over the din. “The p-waves are too damped out! Rolling, not sharp”

“Right!” Sara screamed back. “I noticed that. Good that we’re not gonna die quite yet. But where is it coming from? I thought we were the most active site around!”

Carl glanced at his watch, which was still flashing red. “Two minutes so far!” Despite the swaying and jolting, he tried to reach into the back seat to pull his tablet out of his backpack. As it powered up, it joined the cacophony of alerts telling them that there was an earthquake in progress and they should find a safe place.

They finally found the control to cancel the audio alarms. Carl tried to connect to their server in the Grindavik trailer, but it was apparently offline. Not too surprising.

“Three minutes!” Sara yelled. “There shouldn’t be anything this big or this long going on, even here!”

“Right!” Carl was trying to enter the correct instructions into his pad to connect via their satellite link back to their university in Arizona, but it was like trying to type while riding a bucking bronco in a dogfighting F-35.

The good news was that the violence of the shaking they were experiencing hadn’t gotten worse. There had been a couple of moments when the intensity had slacked off for a bit, but it had always gone back up again. The power in the shaking wasn’t their main concern by this point. The length of it was.

As the shaking neared four minutes it finally began to fade out. Slowly the jeep settled, the last few stones pinging it as they rolled downhill. The air was thick with dust, restricting their view to less than a mile in a grey-brown fog. With the back window shattered the dust started filling the jeep. Carl reached into an equipment box underneath his seat and pulled out two dust masks, which they both put on.

Now that the shaking was over, Carl was able to get connected through their satellite link. The site’s landing page of course was streaming information on the event they had just survived.

“Are you okay?” Sara asked. “Did you get through?”

“Yes, I’m okay. How about you?”

“I want to dust off some of this broken glass before we do too much more, but other than that I’m good.” She looked outside the jeep at the debris surrounding it. “We’ve picked up a foot or more of rocks surrounding us, but I would hope that this thing could still get us out.”

“It should, but even if it doesn’t, there are camp shovels in the back, we can dig our way out. I’m checking us in as ‘safe’ and letting everyone know where we are.”

“Good, any work on what the fuck it was that just happened? Where did that come from? The only site anywhere within five thousand miles that could have produced something that big is right under us, and if it had gone off we would be crushed, smashed, steam fried and we would be lucky to have any bodies worth being found.”

“Preliminary report is a M8.9 with an epicenter about 100 miles due east of here. That puts it just on the other side of Eyjafjallajokull.”

Sara pursed her lips. “What are the Icelandic words for ‘impossible’ and ‘ridiculous?’ I studied Eyjafjallajokull’s 2010 eruption at some length for my Master’s thesis and there’s no way it’s capable of anything bigger than an M6. It’s a volcanic region, not a fault zone. Some lava, tons of ash to mess up the air traffic, but no big earthquakes.”

“I’m just reading what the site says. And, by the way, Carolyn congratulates us on not being dead, says they’re getting ready to evacuate with everyone else in Grindavik in case of a tsunami, and they need a status check on all of the seismographs out here. We’re elected since we’re already here, have a functioning vehicle, and of course, the aforementioned ‘no dead’ thing.”

Carl tried to push open his door, but there was enough debris piled up to block it closed. He started to roll down the window so he could climb out.

“Let’s get out, get mobile again, and start checking that equipment. We don’t have a lot of spares or hardware to fix anything that’s smashed, but we can at least give them an idea of where to send someone who does. Let’s go, we’re wasting daylight!”

“That’s a stupid phrase up here at this time of year,” Sara muttered, rolling down her window.

“I know. That’s why I use it!”

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Not NaNoWriMo, 11/04/2023

2011 Picnic Day at UC Davis, the Battle of the Bands. UC Davis, Cal State Sacramento, the legendary Stanford Marching Band, UC Irvine ZotBand, a couple more that I’ve forgotten. So freakin’ much fun!

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NaNoWriMo 2023, Day Three

(For those not familiar with NaNoWriMo, it’s the National Novel Writing Month – in brief, slap 50,000+ words onto the screen as a “zeroth” draft of a novel. It’s not pretty, it’s not even a first draft, it’s simply an exercise in “Just – Keep – Putting – Words – TOGETHER!” and seeing what comes out the other side. I’ve done it five times and “succeeded” twice. I’ve decided to be incredibly self centered and foolish open about my process so I’ve put my work up here on this site for the last three attempts. Just do a search to see some of the crap I’ve inflicted on my loyal readers in the past. Actually, that might not be totally true – while being “zeroth” drafts, at least three of them had stories and characters that I actually thought were pretty good if I ever managed to get past the NaNoWriMo stage, finish them, and then start editing.)

I read a LOT of advice from authors on writing. The universal theme I’ve seen is that if someone tells you they have “the secret” and you just need to “follow these simple rules,” then that someone is full of shit and probably trying to sell you something. What works for you is what works for you and there are no shortcuts.

For last night’s drivel, here was my basic thought process:

  1. I know how I want to follow Chapter One’s main character – but not yet. Introduce a new character.
  2. Since I’m “pantsing” this like there’s no tomorrow, this means that I’m making up something totally new with about two brain cells in charge of making sure that somehow I’ll be able to tie this plot line to the one from Chapter One.
  3. I need someone who’s either going to threaten or save the Chapter One character, we’ll figure that out later. Where are they, what are they doing? Start with a scene, let it flow from there.
  4. I’ve got the Virtual Railfan site from Fort Madison, Iowa up on one monitor as background noise (as I often do) and there’s lots of loud traffic from the trains…
  5. Trying to sleep, keeps getting woken by the trains. The phone rings, it’s their boss…
  6. This isn’t bizarre enough, what we need is a malevolent, nameless, faceless supervillain
  7. Maybe. Is our new character a thug or a henchman? Henchwoman? Remains to be seen
  8. Make things not as they seem at first

One thing about “pantsing” is that I guarantee that I’ll be putting in contradictory information about characters. I try to minimize the damage, but this “zeroth” draft isn’t about fly-specking the details. It’s about throwing something against the wall to see what sticks. Cleaning up the details and polishing the plot holes away are for the first draft. Or the second.

So where do we go tonight? Back to, what was her name? Deb? Or off in a third direction? And if I do that, who and where and what and why?

All comments will be welcome.


CHAPTER THREE

“Monday and yesterday were so much better! I was so jet lagged that all I wanted to do was sleep,” Sara complained. “It didn’t matter if the Sun was up or not, everyplace here has blackout drapes. Besides, I could have slept even if the light of a thousand suns was burning through the cinder block wall. But now that I’m back in sync by brain is trying to deal with the fact that the Sun’s been up for about forty-eight hours too long and there’s NOTHING to do here!”

Carl considered just staying quiet and letting Sara rant, but where was the fun in that? He had dealt with his own jet lagged demons weeks ago and he liked it in Iceland. Sara was right about one thing, there wasn’t a whole lot of entertainment to be found in Grindavik, so you had to make your own fun there. Rubbing it in just a bit to the newbie would work just fine as a diversion.

“I wouldn’t say that there’s NOTHING to do here, Sara. It’s most certainly a different selection that we get at home, but that’s to be expected. You’re a long way from home. You’re going to be here a few months in all likelihood, why not get to know your way around town? It’s not that big. We can take a walk around the harbor. The football team might be practicing. There’s a basketball game at 18:00, and how can you not have seen the Saltfish Museum?” Somehow he managed to say the last bit sincerely and without cracking a smile.

“The harbor is cold, damp, and the wind hasn’t stopped howling since I got here. I don’t care if it is the middle of summer, this place is worse than the English moors. If by ‘football’ you mean ‘soccer,” you forget that I’m an American so I’ve been culturally indoctrinated fifty-plus years to not care about ‘football’? Unless the US Women’s Team is kicking everyone’s ass in the World Cup, of course. I don’t know what time it is because night time is broken here and I can’t even guess if 18:00 is two hours from now, ten, or if we’re already late. And if you ever mention ‘saltfish’ in my presence again I’ll either disembowel or defenestrate you, which is the most convenient for me and painful for you.”

“My, aren’t we a perfect little Miss Crankypants today? Okay, have you gone over the evacuation plan like I told you to? That’s sort of important actually.”

Sara sighed. “Yes, I did, but I noticed something. There are pretty much two different plans. If there’s an earthquake and tsunami, I need to run that way.” She pointed north, inland, away from the harbor. “If there’s a volcanic explosion, I need to run the other way.” She swung around and pointed east along the coast where the highway was. “But you and I both know that the most likely events will involve both at the same time. That scenario isn’t addressed at all!”

“Correct. Because all of the locals know that in that scenario they’re simply fucked and running just means that they’ll die tired. It’s a given.”

Sara’s expression made it clear that she didn’t know whether to take him seriously or not. She would table that discussion for later.

“So how about you take me out and show me the equipment that’s going to give us the early warning to avoid that nightmare scenario. Is there a reason we can’t go now?”

“Let me check in with Rob, I think he’s got this shift in the trailer. The first rule out here is that no one goes out alone, and the second rule is that you check to make sure it’s safe-ish before you go. I’ll go over the other rules while we ride.”

After a check with the staff on what turned out to be the 16:00 to midnight shift, Carl signed out a jeep, filed a “flight plan,” and soon had them on the road headed north out of town. They didn’t have to go far.

Two miles north of town they passed the hydrothermal power plant and the Blue Lagoon. It had once been an internationally known spa, known for its geothermal seawater, filled with silica, minerals, and algae. The “science” behind the “magical healing powers” might have been more marketing than rigorous, but it drove a healthy tourist industry for forty years.

The last eruption here had ended that in 2025. Nearby eruptions just to the east in the early 2020’s had made the area a tourist trap for eco-friendly volcano watching, so when a new eruption started near the lagoon and power plant the crowds had been massive. So had been the body count when the magma chamber had hit the underground seawater vents, resulting in a ginormous explosive eruption.

The latest rumblings were probably related to that event, but the epicenter of the earthquake swarm had moved much closer to the now closed spa area. There was considerable concern for both the staff at the hydrothermal power plant there and for the facility itself since it provided the bulk of the electricity not only for Grindavik, but also for the US military base and international airport at Keflavik. Sara was joining the team that had been sent in to monitor the situation and give everyone some warning if things went sideways.

Just after the exit from the highway that would have taken them to the power plant, Carl turned off onto a dirt track that was marked more by the warning signs at the entrance than by the presence of an actual road. A series of tall poles, topped with reflectors, wind flags waving in the breeze, and fluorescent orange paint marked the road’s location. It quickly became obvious why every vehicle on the island was equipped with four-wheel drive. At a crawl they bounced over the landscape until they turned around the side of a hill and lost sight of the road behind them.

Carl didn’t so much pull over as he simply stopped. Getting out he jeep he pulled out his pad and laid it out on the hood. Sara followed him, pulling her heavy sweater around her and looking around at the barren tundra.

“We’re here,” Carl said as he pointed to the pad. “The biggest deformation of the ground has been occurring between these small hills. We know that there are underground saltwater intrusions in this area and our fear is another catastrophic eruption. That highway we were on connects the south coast to the north and if it gets cut there aren’t a ton of other options.”

Sara scanned the horizon, trying to figure out which way was which. The goofy Sun didn’t help. None of that “rising in the east, setting in the west” nonsense up here at this time of the year. It just sort of spun around the horizon, getting a bit lower and then a bit higher. Carl saw her confusion.

“That way’s north, then east, south, and west,” he pointed. “They’re behind this hill right now, but in most places around here you can spot the lights on the radio towers just outside of Grindavik. That will help.”

Sara turned to the west, then back to the east.

“Where were the previous eruptions? In those hills over there?”

“Yes, the 2021 and 2022 eruptions around Geldingadalir were up in those hills. Then the 2024 and 2025 eruptions were back on the other side of the highway, just north of the Lagoon.

…to be continued…

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Not NaNoWriMo 11/03/2023

From 2012, the Kinkaku-Ji (Golden) Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

 

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NaNoWriMo 2023, Day Two

(For those not familiar with NaNoWriMo, it’s the National Novel Writing Month – in brief, slap 50,000+ words onto the screen as a “zeroth” draft of a novel. It’s not pretty, it’s not even a first draft, it’s simply an exercise in “Just – Keep – Putting – Words – TOGETHER!” and seeing what comes out the other side. I’ve done it five times and “succeeded” twice. I’ve decided to be incredibly self centered and foolish open about my process so I’ve put my work up here on this site for the last three attempts. Just do a search to see some of the crap I’ve inflicted on my loyal readers in the past. Actually, that might not be totally true – while being “zeroth” drafts, at least three of them had stories and characters that I actually thought were pretty good if I ever managed to get past the NaNoWriMo stage, finish them, and then start editing.)

That was fun!

Yeah, the first section is a tiny bit personal. It was odd writing it. It was what my muse wanted, and I liked it, but it was a bit slow, exposition-y, not sure where it was going, needed badly to take a left turn…

So I did. You might be able to tell where. And from there it was off to the races.

The biggest problem was time. My “ah-ha!” moment came after 23:30 and I need to post by midnight to keep my 633 day posting streak intact. So those last seven hundred words were written REALLY FAST.

Where do we go next? It’s 18:20 and I have no clue. Except, structurally, I think that…

Also, for those not familiar with the terminology, a “pantser” is someone who writes “by the seat of his pants.” So to speak.

All comments will be welcome.


CHAPTER TWO

Trying to get back to sleep for the tenth time that night, Ed couldn’t help but think of how in his youth he had loved country/western songs that mentioned lonesome train whistles blowing off in the distance in the dark and all that they symbolized in terms of loneliness, loss, and regret.

“What a crock of shit,” he muttered to himself, reaching for the spare pillows to again try to bury his head in search of silence while cautiously leaving a little channel so that air could still get to his face. Outside, yet another lonesome train whistle blew off in the distance in the dark.

It might have been a couple hours later but probably was more like ten minutes when his phone started ringing. Not one of the sing-song-y, generic ringtones that came with the phone and made it sound like every other phone in the mall, but that weird musical riff that everyone recognized as some kind of phone ringtone that the supervillain used in that movie without anyone being able to remember which supervillain in which movie.

Pillows scattered onto the floor as Ed reached for the ringing phone. Thank God that it was lighting up like a Christmas tree with its screen blinking and flashing to get everyone’s attention even if everyone in hearing range were deaf. It helped to find it in the dark, and Ed needed all of the help he could get, especially if The Boss was calling.

“Yeah, Boss?”

“Where are you at?”

Good question. It had been really late when he got there to begin with, hauling his rig on a long, slow haul that had started two days ago in the thick woods of northern Maine, following a wild goose chase across almost two dozen states. He had learned not to ask stupid questions, and all questions were stupid when you were talking to The Boss, but you really had to wonder some times.

“Um, the Midwest. Illinois? Iowa? Indiana? One of those flat, flyover states near the Mississippi River.”

“Are you actually near the Mississippi River?”

“Yeah, I can see it about a quarter mile away. I’m in some little town where the railroad tracks cross it. Fort Jefferson? Fort Kennedy?”

“If you’re next to the Mississippi River, you’re not in Indiana then. We’ll assume you’re either in Illinois or Iowa. Of course, this would be so much easier if you would not park the rig where the satellite signal isn’t blocked and I could just talk to it. It’s ever so much smarter than you are anyway. Dolt!”

“There weren’t a lot of parking options, Boss, especially for something that size. I’ll try to be more careful next time. Sorry.”

“Yes, you are. I need you in California, ASAP. We had a Class Four event occur there thirteen hours ago and the Science Team has finally been able to narrow down the location to the Malibu area. I need you there in thirty hours. I want you moving in ten minutes. As soon as the rig reconnects I’ll have the route and further instructions uploaded.

“Move! Now! Thirty hours! Malibu!” With that short tirade the line went dead.

Ed considered a number of alternative courses of action. His favorite involved going to the rig, leaving the circuit breakers to the satellite uplink pulled, driving it far enough so that he couldn’t hear trains, and then taking about an eight-hour nap. The consequences of that course, however, were obvious. And painful.

The whistle from another freight train split the night and rattled the hotel windows, bellowing from the at-grade crossing just outside the hotel. If that wasn’t a sign from God then Ed didn’t know what was. He quickly used the facilities, popped a double dose of stay-awake pills, got dressed, threw his bag together, and boogied toward the semi parked on a side street a block away.

Walking along at a brisk pace in the cold, night air, Ed wondered for the thousandth time how he had ended up here. Not here as in Fort Franklin, State-that-starts-with-an-I, but here as in working for The Boss and driving his equipment all over the country.

Somehow, he had ended up with the unique and specific skill set that The Boss had been looking for. How many physics post-docs were there who had experience in driving a big rig and had their current commercial driver’s license? And who were also single, unattached, and orphaned? Granted, being a science geek, “single” and “unattached” were the norm, but in combination with everything else required, there wasn’t a big pool to select from. Knowing how to shut up and do what he was told was also key.

The problem as he saw it was that The Boss had all of the money and was just a little bit batshit crazy, but he had the common sense and street smarts that God gave a baby squirrel. Ed might not be a genius or a billionaire, but he was also smart enough to disable the rig’s tracking equipment when he needed to, among other little tricks he had picked up. He honestly didn’t think that The Boss had any clue or suspicions that the “accidental” data outages were just Ed’s need for a bit of privacy once in a while.

Whatever. The pay was good even if the hours were grueling. There was usually plenty of paid time off as well, although the schedule was erratic and lately he had spent way too many days and weeks in a row on the trail of something The Boss had a bug up his ass about. Ed was curious about what The Boss was looking for, but also cautious enough to keep his head down and not let The Boss see that he was interested.

For all The Boss knew (hopefully) he was just a loyal, hardworking, simple technician and truck driver who did was he was told like a good boy. 11/10, no notes, that was Ed’s job review in his own head. And he wanted to keep it that way. He suspected that if The Boss suspected anything different, life would become much more complicated and unpleasant very suddenly.

Swinging up into the cab, Ed started flipping switches to activate the rig’s systems. A handful of those were for the tractor, a slightly upgraded and modified Peterbilt. The rest were all embedded in a separate console panel that wrapped around to where a passenger seat used to sit. Dozens of gauges and screens lit up, all of them showing settings comfortably in the green zones of whatever instrumentation was they were measuring.

Ed was careful to make sure that the satellite connection stayed off. It wouldn’t do to have it come on, connect, and show that he was sitting still.

With everything live, Ed eased the big machine into a slow crawl away from the curb. As he got going, he finally flipped on the circuit breakers for the satellite dish. Almost immediately he saw that data was starting to download into the navigation system.

As they got to the end of the block and the main local highway, the GPS told him to turn left to cross the bridge. No doubt it was taking him to the interstate on the other side of the river, judging it to be the quickest route to start heading west. But Ed could see that the lights on the bridge were starting to flash, indicating that the bridge was about to open for a tow boat and its cargo. That was going to take a while to clear.

Despite his act during his phone conversation with The Boss, Ed was not an idiot. He knew exactly what town and what state he was in. As he pondered his next move, another train was stopping on the tracks in front of him, blocked from moving ahead due to the imminent bridge opening. Scanning the wide river stretching out in both directions, he could see a tow boat coming from each direction, both of them carrying a full complement of fifteen barges.

Ouch.

The Boss had said to be in Malibu in thirty hours. He couldn’t afford to sit here for thirty or forty minutes or more. With that decided, he checked for traffic on the road and swung the rig out in a wide, right turn, back through the center of town and to the southwest. It might be slower than going by the interstate, but it was faster than sitting still.

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