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Twitter Humblebrag

First, a little background…

I got a Twitter account two or three years ago “just because”, but didn’t start using it on a regular basis until early 2013.

My initial opinion of Twitter when I first heard about it was low – just for use by teens to see what the latest gossip and BS was from the Kardashians and Justin Bieber. That opinion changed pretty quickly once I started using it regularly. It’s a tool, just like any other. Yes, you can use it to follow movie stars and bubble-brained airheads who are “famous for being famous”. You can also (as I do) follow:

  • the New York Times
  • CNN
  • the Los Angeles Times
  • NPR
  • dozens and dozens of NASA accounts, including astronauts currently on ISS
  • reporters covering astronomy and the space programs
  • planetary scientists
  • astronomers
  • writers such as John Scalzi, Chuck Wendig, Seanan McGuire, Richard Kadrey, and Neil Gaiman
  • musicians such as Amanda Palmer
  • favorite sports teams and the beat reporters who cover them

You get the picture? There’s some absolutely amazing, creative, intelligent, and hilarious stuff going on there.

I am a long, long way from being a “big name” on Twitter by any stretch of the imagination. As of this last Wednesday morning, I had all of thirty-one people “following” my account.

I’m still enough of a novice and wannabe on Twitter so that I have all of my notification alarms turned on. This means that my phone goes “boop!” any time someone responds to, “favorites”, or “re-tweets” anything I tweet. It doesn’t happen often — two or three times a month might be a “big” month.

I occasionally will comment or react to some tweet or another, and on a handful of occasions I’ve gotten a response, a “favorite”, or a “re-tweet”. The “high point” of my “Twitter career” I think was when I once responded to a tweet by the NASA Morpheus Lander account and it got two or three “favorites” and maybe two “re-tweets”. I’ve gotten a couple of local LA television reporters to respond to tweets I’ve sent their way.

As they say, “Big whoop!”

Then came last Thursday night when I was busy writing my entry for Chuck Wendig’s “Flash Fiction Challenge”. As usual, my Twitter feed was up in a window on the other monitor. (I use the Janetter client most of the time on my desktop.) A bizarre little tweet caught my eye as it popped up:

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 01Assault and attempted murder using a squirrel as a weapon, eh? There’s something you don’t necessarily see every day!

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 04The Bloggess is a writer & entertainer who is followed by many of the people that I  respect and follow (three of whom you can see listed there), so I started following her some time back. She can be very entertaining, often in a really thoughtful and weird sort of way which I enjoy and respect. As you can see, she has many, many followers.

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 02Now there’s a response that I like!

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 07Apparently other followers of her were equally enamored.

I often find my muse slipping out and making snarky, snappy, (hopefully) witty comments in tweets that I shoot off into the Twitterverse. 99.999999% of the time they go ignored and unseen.

This was that 0.000001% event for me:

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 03About thirty seconds after hitting “send” my phone went “boop!”. Then “boop! boop! boop!”. Then “boog!boop!boop!boop!boog!boop!boop!boop!” And it didn’t shut up for a while.

The Bloggess had “favorited” and “re-tweeted” my post to all of her 365,613 followers. They’re not all online every second watching every word she types, obviously, but a decent percentage of them are, and they seemed to think my tweet had an appropriate amount of snark, so they started responding, “favoriting”, and “re-tweeting”. Then The Bloggess started following my account (hi there!) and others did as well. (Am I supposed to be clever and funny all the time now? No pressure!)

The “boop!boop!” chorus subsided after a while, although there were a few more yesterday, and even a couple today. The current totals are:

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 06I haven’t done an exact count (maybe Twitter has a stats function somewhere that I could check, but I don’t know where it is) but I would bet that the 10 “retweets” and 29 “favorites” on this tweet exceed all of the “retweets” and “favorites” combined on every tweet I’ve ever done. And the number of my followers jumped from 31 to 38, a 22% increase overnight.

Let me assure you, I’m not having any delusions of grandeur here. This is neither rocket science, brain surgery, or high finance.

On the other hand, one of the things I’ve done in the last year is to actively try to establish my “personal brand” using this blog and social media. That’s why I’ve set up accounts and been using Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, and Instagram. I’ve been active on Facebook for years since it’s been extremely useful in keeping in touch with friends in SF fandom and high school classmates that have scattered all over the country. I keep seeing articles and advice that says that such a “personal brand” will serve you well in job hunting, particularly on LinkedIn. (Well, we see how well that advice has worked.)

If I am able to establish some sort of career as an author, either part-time or full-time, such a “personal brand” and a solid presence on social media will be invaluable. So when that happens, you can say you knew me when. “Yep, I read his ‘Twitter Humblebrag’ blog post when it first came out. I was one of Paul’s fans and readers before it was cool to be one of Paul’s fans and readers!”

No egoboo here — just me and my self-satisfied grin. (Don’t worry, The Long-Suffering Wife will knock me off of this pedestal I’ve erected for myself, probably immediately after she read this. In four, three, two, one…)

 

 

 

 

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A Pint Low

Today I donated blood at the local American Red Cross donation site. This is not by any means the first time that I’ve done this, nor will it be the last, but it had been over two years since I have been able to donate due to some policies of the Red Cross which I don’t agree with. (I hear that they’re not the ones making up these rules, but the CDC is.)

20130903-200617.jpgIt’s funny to me these days that I’m a regular blood and platelet donor, given the need for needles and poking involved. As a child, when we would all get taken for our vaccinations, I had to be carried kicking, screaming, and crying into the clinic. As the oldest of eight kids and supposedly the one who was supposed to be setting the example, this were not my most gracious moments. A stint in the hospital for an emergency appendectomy when I was thirteen, along with all of those IV’s and shots, left me no longer upset by needles.

I think that I first donated blood when I was a college student, but I know that I started donating regularly when I got involved in science fiction fandom. Robert Heinlein, another Grand Master in the field and one of my favorite authors, was a huge proponent of blood donations since he had a rare blood type. Beginning in the mid 1970’s, because of Heinlein’s efforts in fandom, blood drives at conventions became fairly common. While not at every con, most larger cons and annual recurring cons schedule blood drives.

A few years back, since I also have a slightly rare blood type, I was asked by the local Red Cross office if I would consider donating platelets. For those who have never done it, platelet donations are similar to whole blood donations, but generally involve two needles instead of one and can take up to two hours instead of fifteen to twenty minutes. Your blood is removed from your body, centrifuged to separate the platelets out, and then your blood (minus the platelets) is pumped back into you. Where whole blood can only be donated ever eight weeks, platelets can be donated every two weeks. They do a great job of keeping you comfy while donating platelets, keeping a big supply of DVDs to watch and putting you into a comfy chair with a screen and headphones. The downside is that if you’re properly hydrated it’s tough (at least for me) to not have to pee for two hours, and you can’t stop in the middle of the donation, so sometimes it gets uncomfortable and awkward. The other mild side effect comes from an anti-coagulant that the use due to the length of time that your blood is being pumped in and out; it can leave a funky taste in your mouth.

A couple of years back, I was donating platelets about every three weeks, and occasionally donating whole blood just to give myself an eight-week break. Then to my surprise, I was “deferred”, told that I couldn’t donate for a year. The reason was that the Long-Suffering Wife and I had taken a cruise to the Mexican west coast. Cabo San Lucas and Puerta Vallarta were no problem, but apparently there was a case of malaria reported within 100 miles of Mazatlan, so I couldn’t donate blood for a year for fear that I might have been exposed.

Uh-huh.

The year went by (while I still got calls a couple times a month from the ARC asking if I would like to schedule an appointment to donate) and finally I went back in. And again I was deferred for another year. It seems that in the intervening months I had gone to Asia, and while China and Japan were fine, there was a problem with being in Korea. I triggered their system by flying in and out of the country through the airport at Inchon, and Inchon is a no-no for exposure to malaria. The fact is that I never left the building or was exposed to the outside in Inchon – I flew in, stayed in the terminal long enough to get my luggage, got on a train in the terminal, and left for Seoul, then reversed the process five days later. I was told that being in Seoul was not a problem, but that Inchon was, regardless of the fact that I was there for less than an hour each time and I never went outside. No more donations for another year. No exceptions.

Uh-huh again.

I can go off on a rant about the logic behind those policies some other time (in fact, I know that I will!) but the second time I just figured it was their loss. I still got called on a regular basis and emails about once a week asking me to schedule a donation, but they just got ignored. I really think that they can use some better database management on their calling setup, but I haven’t gotten that job yet.

Now the second year is up and it was time to donate again. I was half expecting some other problem, and I offered to donate platelets instead of whole blood since platelets are more valuable and can be donated more often, but they wanted the whole blood. OK, “not my float!” (Remember that phrase as well…)

In the tradition of the great Robert Heinlein, let me encourage all of you to donate blood (or platelets!) if you can. Help to save a life! There are restrictions if you’re too young or too thin or if you’ve been exposed to certain diseases or taken certain medications or if you’ve ever participated in any “risky” behavior. You will be asked some rather blunt questions about your sex life and possible drug use, since keeping the blood supply clear of the AIDS virus is still critical.

But if you’re not in any of the groups that they consider risky, please take a look at donating either at a local blood drive or at a local Red Cross center. If you’ve never donated and have concerns or questions about the process, there’s a lot of good information here on the Red Cross site. If you’re concerned about needles, don’t be – even a world-class wussy-boy like me can do it.

Fortunately, today’s donation went without a hitch, easy peasy. (Well, at least my donation was easy.) I was in and out in less than an hour, and the actual donation itself only took about fifteen minutes.

It was a good day to be a fast bleeder.

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Odds & Sods For Monday, September 2nd

Item The First: A couple of times in August I wrote about favorite movies. Another to add to the list, “Iron Giant”. I don’t care how sappy the ending was, I still love it. I know that it belongs on this list because I came across it about a third of the way through the other night and ended up watching the rest of it. I think that was literally my definition of how a movie qualified for that list.

Item The Second: The Hugo Awards ceremony from San Antonio last night was supposed to be live streamed, but there were issues again this year. Last year everything worked fine right up until they started showing “Doctor Who” clips for the Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form) award, at which point some DRM-bot assumed that they were streaming pirated and copyright protected material and killed the feed. This year they took care of that issue, but apparently had problems with getting the signal out of the hotel and convention center so the feed was offline more than it was on. I think the longest period we watched without it crashing was maybe fifteen minutes.

Disappointing, to say the least. Let’s hope that the folks in London can get a better handle on this, or that I’m in London and can just live-tweet it to folks myself. On the other hand, and to emphasize something that I didn’t make clear yesterday talking about Worldcon, all of these conventions are run by unpaid volunteers, fans who give a LOT of their time, energy, and often money to make things happen so that the rest of us can enjoy the con. I might be disappointed and on occasion I might offer suggestions about changes that could be made to make something run better. I’ve even volunteered to do the work to make things better – the lack of west coast filking is one of the reasons that my friends and I started ConChord. But I won’t be snarky and/or critical. For better or for worse, it’s work being done by volunteers on a shoestring and they’re doing the best that they can.

Item The Third: Despite the problems seeing the Hugo Awards ceremony, I was not displeased by the results of the Hugo voting. John Scalzi won the Best Novel award for “Redshirts: A Novel With Three Codas”, which I liked a great deal. I was very happy to see Stanley Schmidt get the Best Editor (Short Form) award at last, as well as a Lifetime Achievement award from the LoneStarCon 3 committee. I was very happy to see a “Game Of Thrones” episode win the Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form) award instead of a “Doctor Who” episode. (Sorry, I really like GoT but never got into “Doctor Who”.) It was great to see Seanan McGuire and her cohorts at SF Squeecast win another Hugo for Best Fancast.

Overall I was not terribly unhappy with any of the results. I also noted that creating this blog and getting involved with Twitter has made me much more aware of the range of the nominated works and artists. I hope that this means that next year I will be even more involved and knowledgeable. In other words, expect more books to be read and more reviews to be posted here. You’ve been warned.

Item The Fourth: This afternoon came word that one of the Grand Masters of Science Fiction, Frederik Pohl, passed away today at the age of 93. There’s a detailed obituary on the Locus Magazine site. Mr. Pohl was not just an author, but also a fan, an editor, an agent, and a past president of SFWA. He won Hugo Awards and Nebula Awards for his writing, as well as Hugo Awards for his work as an editor. He wrote volumes of short stories as well as novels, with his career stretching back to the 1940’s.

I’m pretty sure that the first time I ever saw a Hugo Award up close was when I ran into him holding his at that very first convention I went to, Iguanacon II in Phoenix in 1978. He won Best Novel for “Gateway” and I remember him as being very gracious to a very wet-behind-the-ears newbie who wanted to take his picture. He will be missed.

Item The Fifth: In the last hour or so we’ve heard that Time Warner Cable and CBS have decided to mutually declare victory and cancel their particular little multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporate pissing contest that has left us peons (i.e., “customers”) as pawns caught in the middle. I wish that this “inconvenience” to the consumers caused by both sides would mean that both CEOs and management teams would be getting their multi-million dollar salaries and bonuses dinged this year, but who are we kidding?

More importantly, since it’s becoming increasingly clear that we live in an information-based society and the corporations that have monopolies on delivering that information seem to be operating in 100% loose cannon mode, it would be nice to think that the FCC and Congress would do something to prevent this sort of thing from happening again. “Protecting the public trust” and all of that.

Again – who are we kidding?

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Labor Day Weekend

It was thirty-five years ago this weekend, Labor Day 1978, when I was first exposed to the wonderful world that is “science fiction fandom.” Since then I have always known where I wanted to be for the week of Worldcon (usually Labor Day weekend).

I’ve been thinking about that a lot this weekend because I am not in San Antonio with a few thousand of my closest friends, nor am I terribly optimistic about being in London next year. Since I wasn’t able to get to Chicago last year, or Reno in 2011, or Melbourne in 2010, this is a trend that bothers me greatly.

When I first showed up in Phoenix for IguanaCon II in 1978, I had no idea what I was getting involved with. I had, of course, been ravenously reading science fiction and fantasy (among other things) since early childhood, but had only vaguely heard of “Trekkies”, usually when they were being mocked by the local press. What I found in fandom was a group of people and friends who are fun, diverse, often bizarre, intellectually stimulating, hilarious, inspiring, and inclusive. This was a place where folks like me could get together with other folks like me. This was a world of geeks and nerds who were proud to be geeks and nerds, but it was so, so much more.

When many people think of science fiction conventions (“cons” for short) they think of ComicCon or a Star Trek based convention. While these exist and in fact are some of the biggest conventions of their types, they’re by and large commercial operations run by big corporations. Worldcon and all of the other cons run by fans are smaller, more intimate, non-profit, more diverse, more inclusive, and much more enjoyable. After getting involved in fandom, I ended up being a founding committee member for the ConChord convention, serving on the first five (or six?) committees and being committee chairman for ConChord 2 and ConChord 5.

(It was a long time ago – see Barney Evan’s ConChord history site for actual details that don’t depend on my swiss-cheese-like memory. To show how bad it can get, in looking up the page to get the link in the previous sentence, I did a complete double take in realizing that the still photo on the page that links to the 1990 ConChord 6 video is a picture of me.)

While there are many long-running cons that occur every year across the US and around the world, generally occuring on the same holiday weekend every year (for example, Westercon on the US west coast on the July 4th weekend), and many long-running cons that cater to subgroups of fandom (for example, Ohio Valley Filk Fest around the Halloween weekend), Worldcon is the crown jewel of the conventions run by fandom.

As just one example of what goes on at Worldcon, the Hugo Awards are given out at Worldcon. (They actually start in less than a half-hour and are being livestreamed, so if you’re reading this soon, go to the web site to get the link.) I try to make a point each year to read as many of the nominated novels, short stories, novellas, and novelettes as possible. (This year I reviewed three of the nominated novels here, here, and here – next year I’ll do better!) Then there’s “filking” (which I’ll have to go into in much greater detail some other time), hall costumes, the Masquerade, the art show, the dealer’s room, regency dancing, panels with authors, panels with astronauts and scientists, panels on a zillion different topics, and sitting around schmoozing with good friends that you only get to see every couple of years (usually at Worldcon!).

From 1978 until 1984 I attended all seven Worldcons, in Phoenix, Brighton, Boston, Denver, Chicago, Baltimore, and Los Angeles. From 1985 through 2009 I attended twelve of the twenty-four Worldcons. (Having a family will make some adjustments to your financial priorities.) But only once in that time did I miss Worldcon three consecutive years. The fact that I’ve missed it four years in a row and now have the potential to miss five or more years in a row  is not something that I’m very happy about.

The 2015 Worldcon has just been awarded to Spokane, and in a worst-case scenario for me, even if I can’t get to London next year, I’m going to really try to get to Spokane. In the meantime, it’s time to find (or manufacture) a reason to get to Loncon 3 next year, August 14-18. Five years is too many years in a row to miss being at your favorite place!

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