August 9, 2025 · 23:07

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One…

I think that in all of the chaos of the last six weeks, this particular bizarre incident of terror got completely overlooked. Boy, if that isn’t a sign, I don’t know what is!

Back on July 10th I we were in escrow, but still living in the old house in West Hills. The Long-Suffering Wife had left for the morning, I was down the hall in my work-from-home office, and the house was filled with boxes and stuff waiting to go into boxes.

I heard a crash of some sort from down the hall, in the kitchen or living room. Being alone in the house and the sound not being something like someone smashing in a door or window to force entry, I figured something had been piled up in an unstable manner and had crashed over to the floor. I would deal with it later.

Then came another bang. And another crash. I came to the conclusion that I was NOT alone in the house.

When I went to investigate, I found that the kitchen had been invaded by mourning doves.

At the moment I had no clue how they had gotten in. All doors and windows were closed. (Later, having reviewed the view from a NestCam, I came to the conclusion that they probably came down the chimney by accident. Drunk? Fermented berries? Or just stupid and clumsy? Both?)

This one was fairly calm. I put a towel over it, picked it up, took it outside, and let it go.

This one I found in the kitchen sink and I figured it would be a breeze to drop a towel over it, trap it in the sink, and repeat the take outside & release strategy.

WRONG!

I never did figure out what its major malfunction was, but I spent fifteen minutes chasing it around the kitchen before I finally got the drop on it. There was much panicked flying up into the eyes (mine) and flapping of wings in my face. I know that we’re in drastically different weight classes and that no one on the planet has ever been killed by a mourning dove, but there’s a first time for everything and I didn’t want it to be me with the funny headstone.

When I finally succeeded in getting it outside I realized that I was now twenty minutes late for a Zoom call with my boss, his boss, our banker, and multiple members of our Board. OOPS!

It’s not quite a “my dog ate my homework” moment, but I’m sure it wasn’t a story that was on anyone’s Bingo card that morning.

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August 8, 2025 · 21:48

Full Moon Over The Backside Of Lake Arrowhead

One of these days I’m sure we’ll get up to Lake Arrowhead and get a view of the lake itself. For today, what we have from our back yard are the northwest sides of the mountains surrounding it.

You can’t see the mountains in this picture, but they’re there.

I’ll also need to get my telescopes back up and running since we have such a nice sky, but since we still haven’t found our dishes or silverware or pots & pans or sheets or most of The Long Suffering Wife’s clothes yet, getting the ‘scopes aligned might not rise to the top of the priority list this weekend.

(Credit: “Liberated” from the internet someplace, some time in the last forty years)

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August 7, 2025 · 23:31

Reality Is Odd

Boy howdy.

Loving the new house, not so thrilled about all of the work that remains to unpack and get settled. Got a bit knocked off kilter with some news, when the move and the freakin’ world had me already spinning, so it’s all a bit odd.

Perhaps I need a better office chair, since I seem to be in this one about 16+ hours a day and this one is thirty years old and sort of sucks. But I digress…

Lying on the floor by the front door, we have the good luck charms and trinkets on the front door handles, and the really nice chandelier in the foyer.

Sleep would be nice – one leftover from all of the moving the last week is those freakin’ nocturnal leg cramps waking me up every hour. If anyone has a cure or a suggesstion on treatment or prevention, please drop it into the comments. I’ve been bitching about it to my Primary Care Physician for about fifteen years and so far all I’ve gotten is, “You’re getting old.” While true, it’s less than useful.

And somewhere I picked up a cold. Lousy sleep every night for a month, pretty constant pain and discomfort, and hitting the Dayquil every six hours is not a good combination for wrestling with the nature of reality.

That’s how you end up lying on the marble floor by the front door, taking pictures of the ceiling and the chandelier.

I need better drugs. Or better reality. Or both.

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August 6, 2025 · 23:10

Fannish Things We Gave Up In Exchange

Those of you associated with science fiction & fantasy fandom know what “fannish things” are. For those who don’t know, SF fandom is a bit of FIAWOL (Fandom Is A Way Of Life), a bit of FIJAGH (Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby), and a bit of FIJAGWOL (the math is left as an exercise to the student). We had plans to attend Worldcon (the annual World Science Fiction Convention) in Seattle in two weeks, but those plans (sensibly, which is not always a given) were abandoned when we opened escrow at the beginning of July. Probably more short of time and strength than cash, but it’s all a factor.

So, house or Worldcon? Well, we last went to Worldcon in Chicago three years ago, skipped China and Scotland, and were really hoping to get to Seattle (we LIKE Seattle!) but were starting to have a few second thoughts to begin with due to some “issues” with the Worldcon committee, the volunteer group who are running the con. I’m hesitant to get too critical since back in the day I was on a half-dozen-plus con committees and was the con chair for three of them. It’s a tough, thankless gig. But still… Let’s just say that when the house became available, it didn’t take much to be a tipping point and have us cancel our hotel reservations.

The other aspect of the Forever Home adventure vs. Worldcon was time. Worldcon is where the Hugo Awards are presented, and since we have memberships in the Seattle Worldcon we’re entitled to vote for the Hugos. I always try to do that and do it from an informed position, which means reading all of the five or six or seven nominated novels, novellas, novelettes, and short stories, as well as at least peruse the artwork, fanzines, and other nominated works. That takes time, which is generally time well spent since I’m reading what are among the best works of the year. Often I’ve already read a couple, just because I read a lot in the field to begin with.

But this year, I didn’t even get to make a decent effort. Every single brain cycle for the past six weeks has been focused on getting the house and getting into the house and getting out of the old house. Oh, and also keeping my job and putting in my hours there.

Reading recreationally for the Hugos? That might have gone so far onto a back burner that you need the Hubble Space Telescope to see it.

In two weeks I’ll watch to see who won. I’ll look for pictures from friends who are at the con.

And I’ll make plans for next year. Los Angeles.

That should be do-able, even from The High Desert.

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August 5, 2025 · 22:13

Purple Mountain Majesties

Just after sunset, “the Golden Hour,” is photogenic up here in the desert.

Part of it’s the light, part of it’s the mountains, part of it’s the various layers of smoke from the Gold Fire over by Big Bear. Part of it is the Belt of Venus and part of it’s the 88% illuminated Moon floating up there.

In the end, we’ve come full circle. There were several things that got us pointed at the High Desert as a location for the Forever Home, but one of them was the Virtual Railfan camera here in Hesperia.

(Image: Virtual Railfan)

See those mountains in the near distance on the right?

Here’s how they look from our back yard. Which isn’t a surprise since we’re less than a mile away. I’m looking forward to seeing snow on them in a few months. We may be in the desert, but we’re also at 4,000 feet elevation.

 

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August 4, 2025 · 23:23

A Touch Of High-Level Moisture

It had been clear and a gazillion almost every day since we moved up here, except for that one morning when the sunrise was mind blowing. But tonight we finally got some beautiful, wispy clouds.

I’m finding that I really enjoy the “edges” of the day outside, in the morning before it gets too hot and in the evenings when it’s starting to cool off. Yeah, it’s hot here in the middle of the day, but there’s that whole “mad dogs and Englishmen” thing going on. Wait until just before sunset and go out in the breezes and it’s exceptional.

Turns out that laying out on the turf (house on the left, pergola on the right) is quite comfortable. Getting back up to my feet? I was worried we might need to call in a crane…

And it’s not true that we don’t get any airplanes passing overhead. While in West Hils we were under the extended final centerline for Burbank’s primary Runway Eight and thus had jets overhead constantly, we still get some traffic here. Click on that photo and blow it up as much as you can – do you see the Iberia A350, flight #03, headed from LAX to Madrid, 20,000 overhead?

Both to the south…

..and to the north we were right under the edge of a front of some sort, with lots of twisty, turny threads and ribbons of clouds.

But it’s all way up there at 30,000. No rain or precipitation expected here for the forseeable future.

But if I happen to be wandering around about 04:45, the sunrise might be beautiful.

 

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August 3, 2025 · 22:40

First Hesperia Hummingbirds

I’ve had LOTS of hummingbird pictures over the last seven years at the West Hills hilltop house. When we picked this new house in Hesperia we had no idea if we would continue to have hummingbirds to host in our yards.

I started seeing a hummingbird around the yard the first day that we were moving in, but it wasn’t until today that I found the feeders and food in all of the chaos. I didn’t know how long it would take for the birds to find the food source – turns out it was literally about three minutes.

We’ve got this wonderful patio and pergola in the back yard and it’s perfect for hanging our feeders. We probably won’t throw bird seed out for the finches and other songbirds since we have astroturf instead of grass and I’m concerned about the mess that birdseed might make, but I figure two hummingbird feeders and two birdseed feeders should be a good start on rebuilding a personal bird population here at our Forever Home.

Cleared for landing! The sunset silhouette view from about 20′ away was perfect!

This is actually when this bird returned (assuming it’s the same one that came almost immediately when I put the feeder up). Once I get a couple of feeders up I’ll keep an eye out to get a better idea of how many birds we have in the area.

Click on this one to blow it up to full sized – I don’t think I’ve ever caught one with its beak open like this. WIERD! LUCKY!!

Last weekend when I was cleaning out the old house and packing the truck, the hummers there definately knew that something was up. Where I would often see as many as five or six at a time zooming around the yard, there was one point when it was probably three times that or more. (They’re tough to count when they won’t hold still!) There’s still plenty of flowers there, but someone else will have to feed them if/when new tenants take over.

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August 2, 2025 · 22:22

Just Because They’re Colorful & Ornrey

A substantial chunk of our moving budget has been spent at one of the local UHaul locations (who have been wonderful, to be clear) and in the office there they have these two large, colorful, and loud birds. Macaws?

Today when I was dropping off the latest truck that I finished unloading last night, the two of them were out of their cages and wandering loose.

I wouldn’t describe either as “calm,” but at least the green one kept its distance for the most part and minded its own business.

The red dude literally knocked over a full sized broom that had been left leaning against the wall, then picked it up in its beak and started trying to chase me around with it. As much as I didn’t have “being beaten in the shins by a macaw with a broom” on today’s bingo card, I stood my ground and got glared at for my trouble.

They were gorgous. I went home and spent a very decent chunk of the day sitting on my ass and trying to recover a bit instead of unloading and unpacking and trying to bring order out of chaos. I remain confident that the chaos will still be there tomorrow. I do not expect the house elves to sort it all out for me while I sleep tonight.

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August 1, 2025 · 23:46

Well, Wasn’t THAT One Hell Of A Month??!!

July 1st, what? We’re opening escrow? Gee, it’s a great house, I’m glad that The Long Suffering Wife loves it, as do I, but really?! A 21-day escrow?

August 1st, we’ve been in here eleven days and all is still pretty much chaos, boxes almost everywhere, and yet… There’s a lot more order and organization that there was after the previous move, seven years ago. I still have to empty the rest of the contents of the two PODS storage units, but that’s progress for another day. Today I finished emptying out the second UHaul truck of this week. While my hands and arms and legs and back and butt and shoulders are all pretty much one giant cramp 24/7/365, I am feeling a certain sense of accomplishment. Despite my current age and condition (i.e., “I am WAAAAAY too old for this shit!”) it is getting done.

And the sky here! Instead of having a street light right in front of the house and then about every third house all up and down the street and being in the middle of a brightly lit metropolitan area that’s in the top twenty or so on the planet, we have just two, one at each end of our cul-de-sac, at least three or four houses away. And our street and subdivision is located in an area that’s about 1/20 as densely populated as Los Angeles. As a result, YOU CAN SEE THE STARS! It’s not a “Bortle 1” location by any means, but a Bortle 6.4 location is tons better than a Bortle 8.4 location, and from here Bortle 4 locations are less than an hour’s drive away.

Just with my cell phone camera, looking out my front door toward the southwest tonight, the quarter Moon was setting over the palm tree, and to the left above the garage room you can clearly see the stars at the “head” of Scorpius. (Go ahead, click on the image, I’m giving you the uncompressed file and it’s amazing!)

Antares is the brightest star (second from the left edge) with the “head” coming down vertically to the right near the center of this image. (Click! Click! See all of the detail!)

Wait until I get my telescope put back together. (“Funny” story there with the movers…)

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July 31, 2025 · 23:31

Forever Home – July 31st

I moved to Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley (or just “The Valley”) almost 40 years ago, and I’ve lived almost 35 of those 40 years in two houses that are within a mile of each other. I know those areas and streets like the back of my hand, and that’s a long, long time. Today I drove away.

I understand that I’ll be back, occasionally, infrequently, as the desire and requirements arise to visit the office or to visit old friends or collect mail from the PO Box that we’ve had for 35+ years (and still have). But on a daily basis, going to one of those two houses? Nope, today was it. The last of all of the “stuff” is out and at the new Forever Home.

You know, if I didn’t have almost 70 years of accumulated CRAP stored, you could almost fit two cars in there!

In an almost perfectly orchestrated “LA Moment” as I was stuck in horrible, dragging, pathetically slow traffic on the freeway, I was listening to “JACK-FM” on the radio. I used to listen to it all the time, but it’s been years now since I’ve tuned it in since I almost always am listening instead to SiriusXM satellite radio. But the moving vans have only AM or FM, so JACK was the best option. Then, Peter Schilling’s “Major Tom” comes on and I’ve got it cranked to the max. I’ve got the windows rolled up and I’m on the freeway at a standstill so who could it be bothering? 😇Suddenly, as we get to the first chorus, where the countdown comes in, I see the guy in front of me in a covertible Mercedes hold up his arm and in perfect synchronicity, stick up his fingers “FOUR!” “THREE!” “TWO!” “ONE!” “Earth below us / Drifting, falling…” I was doing it too (of course!) but quickly rolled down the window and stuck my arm out for the second chorus. It was perfect!

About 45 minutes later, while I was still stuck in traffic in a 15′ boat anchor somewhere around Pasadena, we got treated to Genesis’ “In The Air Tonight.” Still on incredibly loud. I’m guessing that my drop-top Mercedes friend was halfway to Las Vegas by that point, but I want to believe (nay, I HAVE TO BELIEVE) that we were still kindred spirits at the 3:40 solo drum break, pounding on our respective steering wheels like brothers from different mothers.

It was an LA sortof thing. Adios!

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