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Yes, I Am A F$%king Asshole – You’re Welcome (NSFW)

Call it fate, if you will.

Normally I’m at the CAF hanger in Camarillo until about 3:00 or 3:15. Today I decided to leave early since I had a check to drop off, a deposit to make at the bank, and a stack of mail to go out.

Just before 2:00 I came out of the bank and went to my car. A woman had just parked in the space next to my driver’s side, a big, white, brand-new (no plates) luxury SUV. As I walked to my car I could see that she was talking to someone in the car. As I got to my car I could see two kids in the back seat of the SUV, an infant in a full-sized car seat and a toddler in one of the forward-facing toddler style car seats. The woman was closing the driver’s door and walking toward the bank.

I didn’t have time to think, I just said, politely, “Excuse me, ma’m? You need to take your kids in with you.”

She stopped, looked at me, and said, “What?”

“Your kids. It’s extremely dangerous to leave them in the car when it’s this hot. You need to take them in with you.”

It finally dawned on her what I was saying. “Mind your own business,” and she turned back toward the bank.

Now I raised my voice, just a bit, no longer convinced that  being polite and respectful was as useful a strategy as I had hoped. “Ma’m, I’m making it my business, sorry. You’re endangering the lives of your children.” I pointed at the time and temperature sign on the corner which said it was 105F. “You can’t leave your kids in the car like this.”

Now she was getting pissed, apparently not used to total strangers calling her on her behavior when she was being an idiot. She didn’t even stop, but yelled back over her shoulder, “Fuck you!”

I wanted to make really sure she heard me. I yelled. “STOP! If you go into that bank I will immediately call 9-1-1 and I will start breaking out the windows on your car to rescue your children.”

Now she stopped, storming back to get into my face. “Go fuck yourself! Who the hell do you think you are?”

I ignored the question. “It will be over 130 degrees in that car in less than five minutes.” OK, so I didn’t know the exact figures, but it was close enough for government work. Someone can correct me on the exact numbers later. “Your children will be unconscious, and they’ll be dead in less than ten.”

“I’m just going into the fucking bank! I’ll be out in five minutes!”

I knew that I had been in there closer to ten. “Simple choice, ma’m. Take your kids or I call the police.” I pulled out my phone, half expecting her to punch me.

She didn’t. She went around to the driver side on her car, opened the door, took the kids out, glaring at me the whole time. I just stood there watching. I was pretty sure if I got into my car and drove off, she would leave the kids.

As she slammed the door on her SUV and walked toward the bank with the kids in tow, she was furious. She yelled at me, “You’re a fucking asshole!”

“Yes, I am. I’m the fucking asshole who just saved the lives of your kids. When they graduate college you can remember this and thank me, assuming you don’t manage to kill them someplace else before then when I’m not around to stop you.” Okay, that last bit was a cheap shot, but she had earned it.

She flipped me the bird, but kept walking. It was apparently too hot to stand out there arguing, even though… Oh, never mind.

I waited until she was in the bank, then got in my car and left.

That was seventy-five minutes ago. The adrenaline shakes should stop soon.

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Remain Skeptical!

First, I don’t think it’s become national news (I couldn’t find any mention of it on the New York Times website, for example) but out here there’s a furor over an eighth-grade writing assignment in Rialto. In the assignment, students were asked to research and write an essay about the Holocaust, arguing either that it occurred or that it was a fabrication for political purposes. Needless to say, the shit has hit the fan, the Rialto authorities are backpedaling and apologizing like crazy, and the students are going to get a different assignment.

Secondly, in watching “Cosmos” the last several weeks (as you should be as well, it’s “most excellent” as Bill and Ted would say) a recurring theme is that the people who changed the world and changed the way we see it were the people who questioned the accepted “truth,” the people who asked for proof instead of doctrine.”

Thirdly, in David Brin’s “Uplift Saga,” a pivotal plot point is that after the spunky, underdog, pesky humans (yeah, humans!) discover a billion-year old Galactic civilization, they’re the only ones who question the factual accuracy of the centrally controlled Galactic Encyclopedia. Of course, they find errors, omissions, outright falsehoods, and many novels worth of action and excitement ensue.

Finally, look on the internet (especially FaceBook it seems) almost any day and you’ll find people passing around some picture or story that has them either astonished (tonight only Mars will be bigger than the moon!) or morally outraged (Obama’s letting the UN take our guns!). The outrage often comes from some political or religious point of view. However, the tiniest little bit of fact checking will usually show how bogus the information is. It’s even worse when the source of the bullshit is a mainstream media outlet, but we’ll discuss Faux News some other time.

The theme running though all of these coalescing thoughts (at least, they combined and coagulated in my brain today) is one of a healthy skepticism. I’m a firm believer in that kind of skepticism, but I would urge everyone to temper it just a bit with some common sense and balance.

  • Skepticism
  • Common sense.
  • Balance.
  • Stay away from the extremes.
  • Be very, very skeptical of conspiracy theories. The more complex and convoluted they are, the more skeptical you should be.
  • Set the trigger point on your “bullshit alarm” very low — but not at zero.

At one end of the spectrum, it’s okay to believe the Holocaust occurred without having personally been at Auschwitz and witnessed the horrors that occurred there. It’s okay to believe that the Earth is round, even if it looks flat from where you’re standing. It’s okay to believe that Neil Armstrong and eleven other Americans walked on the moon, even though you weren’t one of them.

At the other end of the spectrum, when the tobacco industry spent decades “proving” that cigarettes were not addictive and were not unhealthy — maybe that should have been double checked. When the cable and internet companies tell you that monopolies will make sure you get better, faster, and cheaper service — maybe someone should take another look at those calculations. When any politician (from any political party at any level of  government in any country or era) says anything, assume they’re lying until you verify for yourself what the facts are.

As far as the internet goes, Brin’s idea was ahead of  its time. Be skeptical of everything online and always get multiple viewpoints and sources. If the NY Times, LA Times, Fox News, CNN, Reuters, and NPR are all reporting something to be true, your confidence level can be high. If every one of those places has a different “spin” and is picking and choosing which facts to lead with and which to bury deep in the text, then you should not be cherry picking which source you believe.

Remember, you don’t have to believe any one source — especially when there are a lot of different versions of the facts.

As for what shows up online, jeez louise people, did y’all turn off your brains when the computer screen turned on? There are articles out there passing as fact that are so outrageous even The Onion wouldn’t print them, yet folks keep passing them around as the gospel truth.

In that huge grey area between those extremes, remain skeptical!

Multiple sources are your friend.

When in doubt, check Snopes!

If it sounds too good (or too awful) to be true — assume that it’s not!

Guess what — people lie to you! Especially if they’re making billions of dollars by lying. (See tobacco companies, oil & gas companies, politicians, and so on.)

Finally, when that viral bit comes across your screen, before you pass it on to everyone you know online, no matter how much you want to spread the joy or revel in humiliating your enemies, step back for a second and double check a second source. Google it. If the first few things you see use the word “hoax” a lot, don’t perpetuate the bullshit. There’s too much of it to begin with.

Now, go enjoy the internet, but remember to be a spunky, underdog, pesky, skeptical human!

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Telemarketer Wars, Round Three

I’ve recently ranted (and that’s all it really is, I’m well aware that in the big scheme of things, if this is the worst problem that I’ve got going on in my life [and it isn’t], then I’m pretty freakin’ lucky) about possible suggestions on how to deal with telemarketers.

We’ve pretty well established that the BEST way to handle telemarketers is to not answer the phone if your Caller ID doesn’t show you that the call is coming from someone you know and want to talk to.

Having said that, sometimes that’s harder to do because you might be looking for a job and sending out lots of resumes and filling out a lot of online job applications. (I am!) While you’re putting your cell phone as your preferred contact number, the home number is on the resume and needs to be filled in on many of the online applications. So maybe it’s someone calling about a job?! (Hope springs eternal, despite the odds against…)

Or you might have your own situation or phobia or neuroses. Maybe it’s a hospital calling about someone who’s been in a car accident. Maybe someone really liked a blog post and wants you to write for them, or it’s an agent wanting to know if you’ve got a book you’re shopping around. Maybe it’s really, really that Nigerian prince who’s trying to give away that fortune of his.

Or maybe you just were warped and scarred at a young age by nuns who instilled an unhealthy sanctimonious vengeance response into your brain stem and you feel the need to PUNISH those assholes, just because! (I used to know someone like that. Yeah, that’s it! Someone I used to know…)

Anyway…

At first, I couldn’t figure out the paradox of how these scammers could stay in business, because I didn’t see how anyone could fall for their blatantly obvious bullshit. Well, at least in some cases, it seems that it may be a cultural issue, or a generational issue, and they prey on people’s fear.

Then I had a fortuitous accident and came up with a possible scheme to potentially confuse, befuddle, and waste the precious time of telemarketers, thus (hopefully) disrupting the efficiency and automation which are the core of their business model.

These posts have generated some lively conversations, both with people I know and with friends of The Long-Suffering Wife. So, in the interest of thoroughness (and the fact that my brain is all screwed up after the Kings’ second embarrassing loss tonight to San Jose) here are a few more ideas and suggestions that have come in:

  1. Just take the phone off the hook. Period. Anyone who really, really needs to reach you should know to call your cell phone. (The argument against this in my case is that my mother doesn’t know this, and our son overseas in the military always calls on the land line, so maybe there are issues with this approach.)
  2. Someone sent a link to an online anecdote from a confessed telemarketer with a situation that stopped him dead in his tracks — the person started singing, belting out a whole song while he listened, laughing. I’ve given this a try and it does work, at least in the sense that it gets rid of the telemarketer, stunning them with kindness (or at least surprise) instead of cussing them out. I started singing “The Star Spangled Banner,” which has the additional benefit of being really hard to sing (listen to anyone at the beginning of a ballgame) so if you suck at it (I do) it’s just what everyone would expect anyway. Emotionally, I would like to start belting out the chorus to Julia Ecklar’s “Temper Of Revenge.” (“Find me a horse as red as the sun! / Find me a blade that will make their blood run!”) Don’t know the song? You should! You can get a copy of the album from Prometheus Music, highly recommended.
  3. Someone at the hanger suggested just holding the phone out away from your mouth and saying something like, “Are you running the trace now, officer? It’s one of them again!”
  4. Someone suggested, if asked to let them speak to John Doe, to say something like, “He’s not here right now, but if you give me your personal cell phone number or home phone number, I can have him call you back when it’s most inconvenient.”
  5. Someone suggested just saying, “They’re dead,” and hanging up.
  6. I actually prefer a variation on this if you need to practice your acting and/or improv skills. No matter who they ask for, start stammering and crying, “You… You haven’t heard? You don’t know?” Sob, sniffle. “They died last night!” See just how much BS you can shovel, sort of like the way the guys got dates in “Animal House.” (“She died in a horrible kiln explosion.” “What, I talked to her just the other day, she was going to make me a pot…”)
  7. You can always just say, “Hold on, I’ll get them” or “Hold on, let me get to the other phone,” put the phone down, then go about your business. They’ll hang up, eventually. Then your phone is off the hook and you’re back to #1, above.

The gist of it is, don’t let the bastards get under your skin, and if you can turn the situation on its head, turn the tables so that you’re in control of the situation, so that you’re using the opportunity to get what you want or need (even if it’s just a good laugh at the expense of someone who deserves it), then take the opportunity and take back your life and your time.

Or you could complain to the police, the FTC, or your congress-critter. After doing so, please get psychiatric help if you think any of them will actually do anything about the problem.

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Telemarketers & Scammers

I am perplexed by what I see as a paradox.

On the one hand, despite my regular experiences with my fellow humans on the LA freeway system, I try not to think of everyone as a bunch of freakin’ idiots! Granted, there are more of them out there than I would like, but on average, we’re not that stupid.

On the other hand, telemarketers and scam artists all seem to be doing booming business. As best as I can tell, that can only be happening if a pretty significant percentage of the population has less intelligence and less common sense than your average loaf of bread.

We all get the annoying telemarketing calls with general contractors wanting to give us estimates, credit card deals that we can only take advantage of at this instant, mysterious dudes who will buy your house in any condition, get cash fast opportunities with a pink-slip loan, painters who will be in your neighborhood next week and can put you on the schedule also, and so on ad infinitum.

They’re annoying, they’re illegal, and they’re not going to stop any time soon. I won’t even start on the political ads which inundate us when the primaries and general election rolls around. The political ads are legal because the laws written by the politicians exempt them. Cozy, eh? That should give us a clue about how enthusiastic the regulatory agencies are at enforcing the law.

My problem right now is caused in part by my employment situation and by the fact that I’ve got this new volunteer position with the local CAF wing. Normally I would just not bother to ever answer the land line unless the caller ID says that it’s someone I know. But I don’t want to take a chance on missing a call related to the job hunt or the CAF, so I end up answering the phone.

Two scammers were particularly persistent, calling three or four times a day for the last couple of days. (Or at least, they have the same bogus information on the Caller ID.) I got sick of it today and answered.

Despite the different Caller ID data, both were someone claiming to be from “Windows Computer Service Office.” Both were people speaking in extremely heavy accents, almost unrecognizable, both reading (badly) from a script. When I asked the first lady to stop reading from the script and just answer a couple of questions, she hung up. When I asked the second guy, he wanted to argue that he really, really WAS from “Windows Computer Service Office!” I said that I was as likely to be working for the FBI as he was to be working for Microsoft, and I asked him if anyone ever fell for this bullshit he was forced to read. He was still cussing me out and making suggestions that were anatomically unlikely when I hung up.

There’s the paradox. I don’t see how these scams ever generate a dime. Who in the world would bother to listen to this utter crap song and dance, let alone give them credit card information and access to their computers? Yet, there is obviously someone or some organization (it sounds like the calls are coming from a room full of hundreds of callers, just like in the movies) who’s paying to run this scam, so there must be some financial return or they would quit. I don’t get it.

Ditto for the “general contractors” who want to give free estimates. Do people ever really, really give tens of thousands of dollars in remodeling work to someone who just called up on a robo-dialer? Yet they keep calling. What gives?

Another similar thing that caught my eye earlier this week I can now understand a little bit more, thanks to something passed on by a Pepperdine classmate just a few minutes ago. (I had a really good rant going about this one too, but you’re going to get the re-write.)

It seems that people are getting calls from someone claiming to be with the IRS, demanding immediate wire transfer payments of thousands of dollars or else their homes will be seized, they’ll lose their car, and so on. Another local scam I just heard about is similar, with the caller claiming that there’s an outstanding arrest warrant and  if the payment isn’t made you’ll be hauled off to jail.

Kneejerk reaction, as above, is who in the hell falls for this? How can you not know that the IRS and the police NEVER handle things this way? If I got such a call from “the IRS”, I would tell them that I would be more than happy to see them at the local IRS office, give them the address, and ask for their name, their supervisor’s name, the date of the tax returns in question, the document locator numbers for the claims… There might also be some choice vulgarity in there, but I would promise (pinky swear, cross my heart and hope to die!) to apologize if and when we ever actually met in person in a real IRS office and they proved themselves to be real IRS agents.

Guaranteed, they would be hanging up on me and moving on to the next mark long, long before I got 10% of those questions said.

They say they’re with the police and there’s a warrant? Fine, show up at my door, in uniform, and let me see a badge. Until then, I have some moves to suggest that the Kama Sutra overlooked, which I will of course apologize for if and when…

Then I saw the article that’s related to the ones I had seen. But it’s not from the New York Times or Los Angeles Times or Washington Post. It’s from India West Online and talks about how these scams are targeting immigrants and non-native-born Americans.

That makes far more sense. These clowns aren’t calling folks who were born and raised here. 99.999999% of the calls would get laughed at. But if you target people who know a lot less about our culture and institutions, who may have limited English skills, who can be blackmailed with threats of deportation in addition to arrest and financial ruin, then I would expect to have a much higher “success” rate.

It’s not that these folks are stupid, it’s that they don’t have the same backgrounds and “common knowledge” that others have. For con artists and the slimeballs who run these scams, someone who is a stranger in a strange land becomes the weak gazelle at the watering hole.

So, pass the word, particularly if you know someone whose cultural background might make them a target. The IRS will NEVER demand an instant payment, and they will NEVER call you on the phone, at least for an initial notice (or the first couple hundred after that). The IRS just loves, loves, loves killing trees to send you paperwork. That phone call is bogus.

Ditto for the police. If there’s an arrest warrant for you — they’ll arrest you. Pure and simple. Anyone calling on the phone, claiming to be the police, and demanding any kind of immediate payment at all is 100.0000% guaranteed to be bogus. You should just hang up.

With all of that said, I still don’t have a clue how the “Windows Computer Service Office” makes any money, nor do I have any good way to deal with the calls. Ignoring them completely is probably the best option (so my head tells me) but my Catholic school upbringing makes me want to punish them (a feeling that comes from the gut, not the head).

Their “currency” is time — they want to move on as quickly as possible to the next victim when it becomes obvious that you’re not going to bite. But I don’t want to tie up my precious time either. That’s why these calls piss me off so much in the first place.

Does anyone have any good suggestions on a technique that would tie them on the phone for a while, while also not giving into their scam in any way and not taking any of my time in return?

 

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A Few Questions re: Arizona AB-1062

As you may have heard, the Arizona Senate has passed a bill, AB 1062, which is being referred to by its supporters as a “religious freedom” bill. It would allow any individual or company in Arizona legal protections from discrimination lawsuits if they were to refuse service to someone when that person or business owner believes that providing such services would violate their religious beliefs.

Several other states have tried to pass similar bills recently (such as Kansas) but so far none have passed. It’s not clear at this time if Arizona Governor Jan Brewer will sign the bill. It’s also not clear that the law would stand up to any kind of legal challenge if it were signed into law.

On the flip side, there are twenty-one states which specifically forbid anyone denying services due to someone’s sexual orientation. This has been part of the motivation for Arizona to try to push for this law. They are concerned that some hypothetical baker in Arizona would be forced by law to bake a wedding cake for a same-sex marriage when the baker’s religious beliefs are strongly opposed to same-sex marriage. In their opinion, this would violate the baker’s rights to freedom of religion. (This is also why these types of laws are referred to as “no cake for gays” laws.)

The measure has been strongly promoted by two conservative groups, the Center for Arizona Policy and Defending Freedom Alliance. (Please note, the online stories from the various news services have links to these organizations — I very, very deliberately do not. If you really, really want to go to their web page, google it.) It has also received strong support from the Arizona Catholic Conference. (I have never in my life been so happy to be a “recovering” Catholic.)

Of course, there are many Arizona groups opposing the bill, including business leaders who are concerned that it will send the message that Arizona is bigoted. They’re correct — it will send that message, because, well, Arizona is being bigoted.

Many have also pointed out that most businesses in Arizona (and every other state) are so in need of customers that they can’t afford to turn down anyone, regardless of what the customer does in the privacy of their own bedroom. That would be my first assumption, but I guess their God does a better job of taking care of their business for them because they’re turning down customers in His name than my God does. (Should I be urging my God to get on the ball and stop being a slacker in that regard?)

While the proponents of the bill are very good at wrapping themselves in the flag and the Bible in order to argue that this law is good for us and proposed out of their love of fundamental American freedom (otherwise known as “hypocritically lying through their teeth”), I have to wonder if their law goes far enough. After all, if you’re going to go on record, repeatedly, as a bunch of ignorant, bigoted, hate-filled, pinheads, why stop with anti-gay legislation?

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is Muslim, he could refuse to make a cake for a Bar Mitzvah?

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is white, he could refuse to make a cake for a Martin Luther King Day celebration? (After all, Arizona refused to recognize MLK Day for five years or so, and only relented when a significant boycott got established and it became obvious that the state wasn’t going to get the Super Bowl or NCAA Championship game if they didn’t relent? Fundamental principles are critical and the basis of our moral foundations — right up to the point where billions of dollars are involved. Then, as Winston Churchill said…)

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is an N’Sync fan, he could refuse to make a cake for a Backstreet Boys reunion rave?

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is a nudist, he could refuse to make a cake for customers wearing clothes?

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is a pacifist, he could refuse to make a cake for an NRA member?

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is member of the Flat Earth Society, he could refuse to make a cake for astronaut Mark Kelly’s birthday? (Extra points if you “get” this one!)

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is an Arizona Wildcat, he could refuse to make a cake for a Arizona State Sun Devil tailgate party? After all, if we’re going to support hatred, let’s start at home!

Why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker is a misogynist, he could refuse to make a cake for a bachelorette party?

Finally, why not a law that says if the hypothetical baker has an IQ bigger than his shoe size, he could refuse to make a cake for a member of the Arizona Senate because they’re freakin’ idiots?

Curious minds want to know.

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I Leave You In Charge For One Day…

It’s been a busy thirty-six hours, fortunately with positive results. Modern medicine is truly a wonder.

I sort of checked out for a bit, leaving all of you in charge of the world. What in the hell hapened? I go back to looking at the Internet again and I find:

1. There are “patriots” out there who are seriously bent out of shape over the “It’s Beautiful” Coke ad on Sunday (at the 16:48 time stamp) because it wasn’t sung in English and one of the images that flashed by showed a gay couple with a child? I get it that most of the “outrage” comes from uber-right wingnuts lacking in two rational brain cells to rub together. Glenn Beck’s got the planet’s franchise on the paranoid, bigoted, and racist asshole stereotype. You expect that from him. And the Faux News commentator is no doubt a disciple trying to prove that he can be just as much of a hate-filled, mindless mouthpiece spewing out the ignorance and outright lies that are their stock in trade. As for the “former” Tea Party Congressman, can we assume that he found out that spouting nonsense like this is why he’s a “former” congress-critter? Maybe there weren’t enough straight, white, gun-toting, Bible-thumping voters in his district to win re-election after everyone else figured out what a mistake they had made by buying his song and dance and allowing him to be elected in the first place.

Sorry that the song wasn’t sung in English the way that Jesus would have sung it — but that might have been only the most obvious of the many points that they’re too blind to see.

2. There are people who are outraged over the bi-racial family in the Cheerios commercial (at 16:12) because their racist, bigoted, ignorant outrage over the previous commercial with the same fictional family didn’t prevent General Mills from ever thinking about doing another ad just like it? How do these people get their fingers and (presumably) opposable thumbs to type messages on the Internet spewing this bile and bullshit when their heads and souls are still living in the 1950’s — or the 1850’s?

My unqualified congratulations and thanks go to General Mills and Coke for putting these two wonderful ads on the air on such a prominent stage. Even more props to them both for not backing down an inch now that the cretins have crawled out from under their rocks, so we’ll be seeing these ads on a regular basis for a while. The haters, bigots, morons, and racists can do us all a favor by taking a long walk off of a short pier.

3. Bill Nye the Science Guy did a televised “debate” with some creationist fanatic? I love Bill Nye to death, think he’s up there with Carl Sagan and Neil deGrasse Tyson in the effort to explain complex science subjects to the average person. I also applaud and salute all of their efforts to get more girls to study math, science, and engineering in school and aim high for careers in those fields.

But what in hell is he doing giving any sort of legitimacy to these clowns who are pushing creationism to be taught in the schools as science? These people are sadly and horribly deranged and misguided and they need to be opposed at every opportunity. No matter how good Bill Nye is at what he’s doing, he’s never going to convince any fanatics that they’re wrong. They can’t be wrong, God’s on their side, that 2000-year-old “word of God” (which so blatantly isn’t) says so, blah, blah, blah… All he’s doing is giving them a bigger forum to spout their nonsense, and now they can point at the “debate” and say, “See, we won!” (which they can’t), and “See, we’re legit!” (which they aren’t).

Better you than me if it had to be done, Bill — but I’m not at all sure that it had to be done. I know that they can’t simply be ignored like pesky telemarketers. I wish they could, but they’re trying to destroy the education of an entire generation of kids, and succeeding in places like Texas. Opposing them at every turn and constantly pointing out how ridiculous (not to mention unconstitutional, separation of church and state and all of that) they are? Yes! Getting involved in this kind of circus? Bad move. Didn’t someone say, “Never mud wrestle with a pig — you’ll get dirty and the pig likes it?”

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At least pitchers and catchers report for my beloved Angels in nine days. (The Dodgers report in just four days, getting an early start because they open the season in Sydney, Australia.) That should help restore a touch of sanity to the world. Even more so if Hamilton and Pujols can remember how to hit and our pitching can do better than “only sucks a little bit”…

Yeah, baseball will help.

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Quick Updates re: Scientific American Kerfuffle

Just in case anyone is following this blog in order to keep up to date:

From earlier today, Isis the Scientist has a third article on the situation. (She posted the first article that brought Dr Lee’s article deletion to light, as well as a follow up article on Saturday.) Some of the points she brings up have been addressed by events later today (see next) and her tone is angry and caustic, but I think she still has some valid points to make regarding how women and POC are marginalized.

Biology-Online.org has terminated their relationship with their employee who initiated this whole chain of events with his inappropriate comments. Science, politics, banking, plumbing, babysitting – it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, that kind of language and treatment of a customer-client-associate is unprofessional and unforgivable.

Scientific American this afternoon re-posted the original article by DNLee which had been deleted on Friday afternoon. This is a very good thing.

Finally, another Scientific American blogger, Scott Huler, has a well written and insightful article about why certain things were done the way they were by Scientific American, as well as how these things turn into a mess quickly with today’s need for instant answers. (Lawyers! Bloggers!)

It’s progress, and I’m glad to see it.

 

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Odds & Sods For Monday, October 14th

Item The First: The raccoons have (I hope) been evicted! Last week’s windstorm caused some minor damage on the roof. While making those repairs, I checked out the “hidey-hole” that the raccoons have been using for an occasional home for the last year or so. I hadn’t heard them in a couple of days so maybe they were off causing problems at someone else’s house. On close inspection, the hidey-hole was found to be vacant, so I nailed up some screening over the opening again. (Don’t worry, I checked, double checked, and triple checked. There aren’t any raccoons or raccoon babies in there to be trapped and starving to death.)

photo 2 smallThey can still eat our oranges and dates and run around on the roof and in our trees, but they can’t live under our roof.

Assuming they’re not clever and/or strong enough to simply pry the screen off…

Item The Second: On my mother’s side, I come from a family of practical jokers. Nothing malicious mind you, just enough to keep you on your toes every now and then. (Other stories, other days.) On the other hand, The Long-Suffering Wife doesn’t much cotton to that sort of nonsense.

We recently had need to buy a new washer and dryer set and it got delivered and set up while The Long-Suffering Wife was out of town. It occurred to me that this was an ideal setup for a most wonderful prank! Since we had gotten machines with lots of new bells and whistles, I needed to sneak into the laundry room before she could after every load was finished in the dryer. If I fold everything and then put it stacked neatly back into the machine, maybe I could convince her that this was a new automatic setting on the fancy, schmancy dryer!

photo 1 smallDiscretion (and a desire to not sleep on the proverbial couch) was the better part of valor, so I did not pull this trick on my lovely wife. I did tell her about it, but while I was giggling and enjoying the story, she was not amused, so I guess I had made the correct choice. This weekend, having let her in on the joke, I did go in and do it for one load, but got only a, “Cute, dear!”

Proof that I’m easily amused. But we knew that.

Item The Third: Following up on my posts from Saturday and Sunday, Biology-Online.org has responded to Dr. Lee with an apology. It appears to be earnest and sincere. Good for them!

In addition, as a subscriber to Scientific American I receive a slew of their email newsletters, such as “Scientific American Daily Digest”, “Scientific American Basic Science”, “Scientific American Space & Physics”, and “Scientific American Weekly Review”. I find these extremely useful and valuable for keeping me up to date on what’s going on in the sciences, as wells as providing easy links to the full length stories. Since many of the Scientific American blogs are included in the stories featured in these newsletters, I was wondering if anything regarding this weekend’s events would be mentioned there.

I wa pleased to see that his morning’s newsletter includes a link to yesterday’s blog post from Mariette DiChristina. Transparency, openness, and communication are all really good things.

Item The Fourth: With yesterday’s win over the Hated Raiders of Oakland, my beloved KC Chiefs are now one of just two undefeated NFL teams at 6-0. This is a source of considerable joy and happiness in our household, so for that I would like to thank the entire KC Chiefs organization. In these trying times, it may be simple escapism, but it’s not meaningless. As for the future, our next three games are against teams that are at or below .500, then we have our bye week. Dare we hope that we can go into that ninth game against Denver (the other team currently 6-0) at 9-0, quite possibly facing another 9-0 team?

One game at a time. But it’s great being a Chiefs fan this year.

Item The Fifth: Since the last couple of weeks seem to have had a lot of stress, let’s start the new week with some role models for breathing, relaxing, prioritizing, and keeping things in the proper perspective.

photo 4 smallJesse, asleep under my desk.

photo 3 smallJoey, asleep in her sunny bay window next to my desk.

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Scientific American’s Damage Control

Scientific American has issued a lengthy response to the events which I wrote about yesterday. I’m not very satisfied with it, but it does indicate pretty clearly that Scientific American understands that they have a problem. There are commitments to further reporting on “the issues that are faced by women in science and women of color in science.”  That is commendable and should be encouraged to the fullest extent possible.

On the other hand, the majority of the article seems to be devoted to what I call “CYA” verbiage. Dr. Lee’s original post was deleted because the editors were concerned about potential legal issues. Dr. Lee’s article “alleged a personal experience” and on short notice the editors were unable to “verify the facts of the blog post”. They couldn’t communicate with Dr. Lee in advance of deleting her article because it was Friday before a long weekend. (Cell phones? Email? Text messages? Skype? Land lines?) The initial Twitter response to the controversy was handled poorly because of dying batteries on someone’s cell phone. (Really? I can recommend some really great external battery products that I’ve used for years, no rocket science involved.)

They “regret”. They “recognize”. They “commit”. They “are investigating”. We, on the other hand, have “concerns, misunderstandings, and ill feelings”.

Notice what’s missing here. Nowhere does Ms. DiChristina ever even come close to admitting that she and/or the other Scientific American editors were wrong when it comes to the big picture. There were procedural problems and mistakes made that made them look bad – but they’re not admitting they were wrong.

In addition, nowhere is there anything that even comes close to being an apology to Dr. Lee. Again, there are regrets about the way that it was handled (it made them look bad), but there’s no apology. Apparently there’s nothing to apologize for — at least in their minds.

I came away from reading the article feeling like I had just been lectured by a sanctimonious Republican CongressCritter. There’s a condescending, “you just don’t understand” tone to the response that isn’t doing anything to make me feel better about Scientific American.

I “recognize” that I’m not buying it. I “regret” that I don’t have any trust or respect for Scientific American at the moment.

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Scientific American And The Epic Fail

One of the more emotionally satisfying memories I have from my childhood involves Scientific American magazine. I was a voracious reader, wanted to be an astronaut, and didn’t have a whole lot of reading material or resources. In grade school I attended a private, Catholic school, and while there was a library, it had serious limitations regarding what I wanted to be reading. We didn’t have a whole lot of reading material in our home, other than a set of World Book and Childcraft encyclopedias. I had read them all cover-to-cover by third grade or so.

Then I found out that my father subscribed to a magnificent magazine called “Scientific American”. He had an engineering degree, and he told me that he liked Scientific American because it kept him up to date on a wide variety of areas of science and engineering. It was reliable, timely, and written at a higher technical and vocabulary level than the popular news magazines like Time or Life. You had to have a brain and some education to read and understand it, and it didn’t talk down to its readers. Not only did he subscribe, but he had stashed away several years’ worth of back issues. As long as I was careful and didn’t get them dirty or torn, I was allowed to read them.

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Here was a source of real, actual grown-up science stuff, and not the pap that the other magazines had. Granted, Life magazine had a lot of big, color pictures from NASA and those were fantastic, but Scientific American had the knowledge and the science behind the pictures.

Not surprisingly, when I got out on my own, one of the first magazine subscriptions I got was Scientific American. There were years when I was putting myself through college when I might be looking for couch change for the rent, gas, utilities, insurance, tuition, or food, but I never let that subscription lapse.

Today, I still get the print edition and, like my father, I still keep the back issues. In fact, after my father passed away ten years ago, one of his possessions that I got which I prize the most was the boxes and boxes of Scientific American magazines from the 1960’s. Going through those boxes I can still identify them and remember articles just from the cover illustrations. It’s like a time machine that takes me back to a happy place.

With all of that said about my personal background in order to give everyone some context —

I’m baffled and terribly disappointed by what has happened over the last twenty-four hours with Scientific American’s blog website.

In summary, Dr. Danielle N. Lee, Ph.D., is a noted biologist who writes a Scientific American blog, The Urban Scientist. Yesterday she reported an exchange that almost defies belief in its foulness, complete lack of professionalism, and misogyny. In a brief exchange of emails with someone who claimed to represent Biology-Online.org, she was asked to contribute articles for free, a request which she politely declined. The response was, “Because we don’t pay for blog entries? Are you an urban scientist or an urban whore?”

Understandably shocked and outraged by this response, Dr. Lee wrote a blog article reporting what had happened and posted it to her site. She also started telling her friends and fellow bloggers about what had happened. At first, people started to realize that Biology-Online.org has some sort of marketing and advertising relationship with the Scientific American blogging site. Secondly, people noticed that Dr. Lee’s blog article wasn’t showing up on her Scientific American site. When inquiries were made, it was found that the article had been deleted by Scientific American.  The justification for the deletion came in a tweet (hereincluding the repsonses) from Mariette DiChristina, Scientific American’s Editor in Chief and Senior VP, who said, “@sciam is a publication for discovering science. The post was not appropriate for this area & was therefore removed.”

Incredible.

Infuriating.

Absolutely, 100%, completely unacceptable.

While the editorial leadership at Scientific American appears to have completely dropped the ball, the blogosphere reacted quickly. Dr. Lee’s friend and fellow blogger, Isis the Scientist, reposted the deleted article and started spreading the word. Dr. Isis followed it up with a second article today. The reaction also included many other bloggers who write on the Scientific American blogging site. As of this evening, Janet D. Stemwedel, Dana Hunter (here and here), and Kate Clancy have all posted articles that are quite pointedly not about “discovering science” but instead are wondering what the major malfunction is at Scientific American.

Other prominent bloggers have weighed in, including Maryn McKennaAnne JeffersonDavid WescottSean CarrollJoshua Drew, and Greg Laden. John Scalzi commented on it on Twitter, and the entire conversation generated in that thread is quite enlightening. My two cents worth on Twitter was:

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As someone pointed out, even Buzzfeed is calling Scientific American to task for what they’ve done. Isn’t that a bit like the New York Times screwing up and being chewed out by the National Enquirer?

This is not rocket science. The proper response to seeing an employee or associate treating anyone with a lack of respect is to say, “Stop”.

When an employee or associate treats a woman like Dr. Lee was treated, the appropriate response starts with, “STOP! You are relieved of your duties effective immediately. We will discuss your future or lack of one with this organization later. We offer our utmost and sincere apologies to Dr. Lee. This despicable offense should never have happened. We will immediately begin a review of all corporate policies and procedures to make sure that all company personnel understand that such behavior toward anyone is completely unacceptable and that anyone displaying such behavior will be held responsible for their actions.”

Notice that deleting her complaint in an attempt to shut her up isn’t part of that response? Nor is coming up with a completely false and nonsensical excuse for deleting her account. Nor is then going silent.

We’ve seen this kind of unacceptable behavior over and over with politicians, both the disrespectful treatment of women and the ignorant belief that it can be swept under the rug once exposed to the light of day. (Can you say “Anthony Weiner”? Sure, I knew you could.) Politicians, unfortunately, are not expected to be tech savvy or internet savvy. (That’s so sad in its own right, but that’s a discussion for another day.)

While this kind of behavior has gone on (literally) forever, we’re supposed to be doing better in 2013. As a society, we’re supposed to now be more mature, more educated, more intelligent, more empathetic, more understanding, more responsible, and more civilized than we have been in the past. Yet in the past weeks and months there have been far, far too many examples of inexcusable behavior toward women in the tech industry, in science, in academia, in publishing, in SFF fandom, and in every aspect of everyday life.

When will people get it through their heads that this sort of behavior IS NOT ACCEPTABLE?

No excuses.

No exceptions.

And who in their right mind thinks that you can delete something and make it go away? Barbara Streisand and her lawyers were not tech savvy or internet savvy. Well-meaning buffoons and Luddites who try to ban books generally are not tech savvy or internet savvy. The folks at Scientific American, particularly the folks at Scientific American who are running their web sites and science blogs, really are supposed to be tech savvy and internet savvy. There appears to be no evidence of that in how they’ve handled this issue.

It’s tempting to say, “It’s a holiday weekend, this hit the fan late on Friday, so for the moment only, let’s give Scientific American the benefit of the doubt. We’ll wait until Tuesday and see what they do to make this right.” Tempting, but I’m going to resist that temptation. Unless the entire organization management is off in a retreat, sealed in a cave in the Pyrenees with no outside contact with the world, they must surely be aware of what’s going on. When you make a mistake this big, you can either hunker down and hope it blows over (a truly terrible strategy and proof that you shouldn’t be in charge of anything) or you can get on top of it by immediately starting to make things right. The problem has ballooned out of control over the holiday weekend — surely the corrections could be started in the same time frame.

One way or the other, the clock is ticking.

Your move, Scientific American. One hundred and sixty-eight years of excellence hangs in the balance.

Would you like to admit that you screwed up big time, apologize sincerely and honestly, and tell us what you’re going to do to make things right and keep them that way? Or would you like that 168-year-old reputation to be history?

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