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Decorating For Halloween

I don’t do nearly as much decorating for Halloween as I do for Christmas. By an order of magnitude.

So it’s two strings of lights instead of dozens and dozens.

A couple of skulls and a skelaton instead of a huge, decorated Christmas tree.

A couple of large, faux spiders instead of huge wreaths on the front door.

A couple of illuminated faux pumpkins and a couple of yard signs.

Up here on top of the hill, odds are that we will get zero trick-or-treaters on Thursday night, and no one except the immediate neighbors will even see that we have any decorations up at all.

That’s okay. We’ll see what happens when we find the Forever Home. But for now, this will do.

I just hope I don’t end up with too much leftover candy and have to eat it myself. I’m trying to behave and watch my weight, blood glucose figures, blood pressure, and A1C numbers. Really!

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Six-Year Anniversary Of My Murder

At least two separate “AI” driven social media algorithms reminded me that it was the six-year anniversary of my murder.

As noted at the time, I had it coming.

And the next time you think AI is going to save us all, or even give you a correct answer to a simple question (“How many ‘r’s’ in ‘Strawberry?’), consider how stupid it is to be reminded of the anniversary of your own murder. Unless a lot of crows are involved, that doesn’t make much sense.

 

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The Stupidest Timeline

If you live off in the country or a rural-ish area or even a small city where things are a bit more normal and less “cool,” you might be lucky enough to not yet have seen one of these abominations in person.

In Los Angeles, we’re not so lucky. I present to you the Tesla Cybertruck, officially the ugliest, most useless, most disfunctional piece of shit ever put on the American roads.

For months now I’ve been seeing them almost daily just driving to the office and around down, but this was the first time I had seen one parked (at my office) and got up close to it. It’s worse up close, just hideous.

From all of the constant reports of massive recalls, to social media postings about how fragile and troublesome they are, to just the simple ugliness of everything about them, it’s astonishing that there are Elon Musk cult brodudes that are paying $100K to $120K or more for them, only to have them be broken and useless at the drop of a hat.

We are indeed living in the stupidest timeline. Even aside from the politics of the day, the MAGAts, the new American Nazis, and everything involved with our deteriorating and collapsing society, THESE are the clearest sign that we’re devolving into a dystopian nightmare.

My money says that the Venn diagram comparing Cybertruck dudes to MAGA cult members is a perfect circle…

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The Planet Revolves THAT Way

…and the Sun disappears below the horizon over THAT way.

Or it might be more accurate to say that the western horizon is rising up and obscuring our view of the Sun. The pretty pink clouds are gravy.

Six billion years of angular momentum just being conserved. We’re just along for the ride.

Enjoy the trip!

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Immature Blooming Beauty

Same day, next branch over.

A week later, when the mature flower was fading and turning brown, this one was there to keep me smiling every time I went out to my car. Since I was going out every morning at about 8AM (I’m back working in the office for a few weeks…😬) I appreciated it.

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Mature Blooming Beauty

It’s been a tough year for the roses with all of the heat, but my favorite popped out a couple a while back:

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Comet A3 Abides

It’s a lot dimmer than it was a week or ten days ago. No longer naked-eye visible, especially in the light-polluted and hazy suburbs of Los Angeles.

But the iPhone can still see it, these photos being 5.3 second exposures on a tripod mounted iPhone 13. From my front porch, about 19:30, still visible with binoculars, just look to the left of the top of the palm trees and then up a bit. (Again, the big swoopy arcs of light on the far right and left sides are lens flares and reflections from the street light at the left and the bright lights on the neighbor’s house on the right.)

It’s like a little dandilion seed aflutter across the cosmos, although this one has a tail of ice and dust that’s millions of miles long.

It has been a joy to see. If you haven’t seen it yet and your sky is clear tomorrow or Wednesday, give it a shot, it’s not too late!

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A Honkin’ Huge Orange Moon Rising

Wandering into the kitchen just before 21:00 tonight I looked out of the windows into the back yard and saw the honkin’ huge Moon, orange as a pumpking, rising in the northeast.

It’s a couple of days past full moon, but still really bright, and being so close to the horizon and shining through Los Angeles’ haze and light pollution, it was far, FAR from white.

Further out in the yard the color became more prominent.

I stood out here for a while, the owls hooting in the trees, the orange moon rising, and some occasional fireworks going off in the distance, presumably in celebration of the Dodgers’ win over the Mets that sends them to the World Series against the Yankees next weekend.

If the weekend has to end (and it really SUCKS that it has to!), this (and the Chiefs’ win to put them at 7-0 and the Kings’ win over the Ducks) isn’t a bad way to enjoy it.

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Fading But Still Visible

After two nights of clouds and fog (and the constant heat waves of the summer are long gone, it’s getting chilly out there at night!), tonight was mostly clear, so it was back to the comet hunt.

I could see it with binoculars from my front porch, but took the cameras down the hill for a good view of the western horizon.

It’s up there, just to the left of that wire, and you can see that it’s dimmer than it was just three days ago.

It’s also gotten much higher. So now it can be full dark (or at least, as dark as an urban site like Los Angeles can be) with the comet still fairly high and away from any clouds or lingering sunlight immediately after sunset.

As for those wide bands of light in this image and the “X-shaped” light beams below? Internal reflections in the iPhone lens from the ton of lights in my neighbor’s yard. Why does he have to have it lit up like that every single night? There’s nothing going on there, no parties or anything in that back yard…

With the haze and light pollution and the one-day-after-full-supermoon rising behind us, it’s tough to get a lot of definition in the tail, but you can see it there. I may have to play with Photoshop to see if I can tease out more details.

All of these pictures were taken with the iPhone 13 on a tripod, which was necessary as the wind was kicking up again.

Not the same picture twice, but close.

I was trying to increase the exposure time on the iPhone to get it to overexpose the neighbors’ houses and landscape instead of underexposing the comet. Marginal results, at best.

I shot a lot of images with the DSLR and the zoom lens, but with it zoomed in I couldn’t tell if I was pointed at the comet or at some empty piece of sky near the comet. 96 pictures and just one of them scored. I need to work on that.

If you have a clear sky this weekend, take your shot and go looking for the comet about an hour after sunset. It will be above the western horizon, to the right and above the very bright planet Venus. It will help a lot if you can get away from city lights and out to someplace with a dark sky. Binoculars will help a LOT. Happy hunting!

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Purple Flowers & Green Hummingbird

First, a couple of comet notes:

  • If you only got the email version of the post from Monday where I had a link to a YouTube video of a timelapse of the comet setting, you may not have gotten the link. I don’t know why the email notices when I include a YouTube link don’t show the link, but they don’t. Just click on the email and it should take you to the website itself, which WILL show you the video.
  • Cloudy again tonight here, but I see many, many photos on social media, some of which are utterly incredible, some of which are like mine, taken with phones and of marginal resolution. But it’s amazing to see the joy that folks are showing in seeing the comet themselves and sharing their pictures, even if they’re just so-so compared to the pros.
  • The other thing I’m seeing in today’s batch of pictures in social media is that the comet seems to be fading just as fast as it brightened a couple weeks ago. With today’s full moon, haze or clouds, and light pollution from cities, while most folks could get their phones to spot it in a 3-second exposure (or longer), many could only barely see it with the naked eye. Which means if you haven’t seen it yet, be looking this weekend for your last good shot at seeing it, and if you possibly can get away from the city lights to a good, dark sky location.
  • Good comet hunting to all!

I was getting the mail the other day when I heard a familiar LOUD buzzing sound. Right in front of me, arm’s length away, attacking the purple flowers that surround the mailbox, was a vibrant, green hummingbird.

I didn’t have much time to get my phone out of my pocket and on to snap a couple of quick photos, but I got something.

I think it was so close to me (and fearless) because it was trying to remind me (in a bitchy, very passive-aggressive way) that the feeders were empty and had been that way for a couple of days. I apologized and promised to get them re-filled (which I did) and it zipped off, message (or threat) delivered.

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