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Corvid Report – May 25th

They’ve vanished.

It’s weird, the first week that we were here you literally could not go outside AT ALL, EVER during daylight and not have at least two or three crows barking at you and flying over to some spot above the yard to keep an eye on you. EVER!

Then we had the wounded crow, and the great shitting all over the bench on our front porch incident, at which point I put a sheet over the bench to protect it. The wounded crow refused to sit on the sheet, hopped over to the neighbor’s yard, and hasn’t been seen in three days.

But all of the other crows vanished with him.

It’s really weird.

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Moving Out & Moving On – May 24th

Five days to go. Escrow closes next Tuesday.

Probably 97% to 98% of everything is out of the old house. Much of it to the new house (which will be lovely when the boxes of stuff piled everywhere have been dealt with), much of it to storage (which will be it’s own little version of semi-functional Hell for a while), and way more than I expected to the trash.

I’ve now filled four of the nine cubic yard bins, with another bin on its way for tomorrow. Not to mention all of the stuff that’s been taken away by the regular trash pickup every Friday, our trash barrels filled to overflowing every week.

And then there are the little surprises…

I OWN A CHAIN SAW!!!

Hell, if I had know that was in there I would have cleaned out that back corner of the garage decades ago!

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A First Time For Everything

I hate the ads in Facebook and Twitter with the white hot, fiery passion of a thousand blazing suns. I routinely and automatically, even reflexively, delete and block every ad. Even companies or products or people I support and like get blocked if they start spamming and advertising my feeds.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Never an exception.

Until tonight.

This might finally be the thing stupid enough, tacky enough, tasteless enough, and NEEDED enough to make me break my rules for the first time.

I’m trying to remain strong.

But…

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A Simple Question – May 22nd

How in THE HELL did Tom Hanks **NOT** win Best Actor in 2001 for “Cast Away?”

What was so freakin’ fantastic that it beat him out for the award?

Russell Crowe in “Gladiator?”

You’ve got to be freakin’ kidding me.

As a side note, yes, it continues to be a really, really, really busy time. It reduces you to the little things, one minute at a time.

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Corvid Report – May 21st

Edgar had an exciting day. He still hasn’t been seen flying, but he hops from yard to yard. When he’s in our yard he prefers the bench on the front steps, hopping from the back to the arm to the seat.

Edgar has terrible diarrhea.

If you park anywhere under a wire, Edgar’s relatives will shit all over your car in massive quantities.

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New Home Critter Report

Long-term followers of this site will know that at our old house we had raccoons, lizards, coyotes, skunks, rabbits, hawks, and various other critters roaming about. We’ve only moved a mile away, so I’m not expecting a lot of difference at the new place.

We have seen rabbits, far more than at the old house. There I would often see two, very rarely see four at once – here I came home on Wednesday night and found seven or eight of them at once munching on the lawn.

But by far the most prominent wildlife to date at the new house are the crows. They’re loud, they’re active, there are a lot of them, and they most certainly seem to be territorial and aggressive. Quite often when we go out to the front yard, the pair in the nest across the street will start cawing loudly and fly over to the telephone pole in our yard and let us know they’re there.

Today things turned weird with the crows.

We were spending the day moving stuff from the old house to the new (as well as throwing out a ton of stuff from the old house) and shortly after noon, while being screamed at by the crows, we noticed one of them near the ground in the neighbor’s driveway across the street, sitting on top of their car. It was weird.

Just a few minutes later, as we were leaving the house, this guy appeared on our porch:

He isn’t aggressive at all – he actually appears to be very subdued and possibly injured. The neighbor across the street shouted that she thinks he’s a youngster who’s been hurt or sick, and all of the frantic activity by the other crows is over concern for him.

It was definitely not any kind of normal behavior that I’m aware of in a wild bird, allowing us to get this close to him without so much as a twitch.

We went off and picked up our next batch of stuff, and when we got home, we found him here:

Again, he doesn’t appear to be concerned at all about us, nor does he seem inclined to move or leave. Very, very odd behavior, again leading us to think that he might be sick or injured.

Being that I’m a critter-person and being concerned that this big, beautiful bird might be in distress, I put out a bowl of water and food. The internet says that fruit and whole grains are the best for crows, so a half apple chopped up into what I hope are bite-sized chunks and a handful of Cheerios is the best I’ve got on short notice.

When putting it out, I put a few Cheerios and a chunk of apple right next to him, with the rest on a plate next to the water on the bench seat. Edgar (for so we have named him) watched me, but never moved, never flinched, not even when I put an apple piece and a couple of Cheerios only an inch or so away from his feet.

Sadly, as of right now:

He’s still sitting there, shifting around from time to time, but it doesn’t look like he’s touched his food at all. And if he sits there, a not-so-friendly neighborhood cat could find him easy pickings.

Good luck, Edgar! Eat and drink if you can! Heal! Fly away! Go scream at us from the top of the telephone pole. Maybe you’ll be cussing us out, maybe you’ll be thanking us – we’re good with either.

Update regarding Edgar’s condition to follow as needed…

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That Feeling When – May 19th

That feeling when all you want to do is get some sleep, a lot of sleep, get caught up on sleep without being woken up by stress dreams or fever dreams or a full bladder or leg cramps (most of all by leg cramps!) and when you wake up you want it to all be better so that tomorrow (as being defined as “what happens when I wake up”) is missing all of the really shitty things from today but keeps all of the really good ones.

Not sure you can get there from here.

The only way out is through. Sleep deprived or not.

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I’ve Figured Out What I Miss Most About Our Old House

I was there this evening, loading up another van full of stuff to go to storage tomorrow, washing my hands, and…

*BINGO*

I knew what I missed most about that house.

We had a hot-water recirculating system so no matter where you were in the house, the hot water was always on immediately when you turned on the tap.

The new house – not so much. We’re going to waste a lot of water waiting that 30-40 seconds for the hot water to make it through the pipes.

Hot water recirculating systems.

A wonder.

A joy.

A fond memory.

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Crescent Moon & Venus

It was a spectacular sight.

Even with my cell phone camera it looks pretty good.

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No Context For You – May 16th

Breathe.

Slowly. In and hold it… out and hold it… ten more times… counting backwards in German. (Or Klingon – they sound a lot alike, no one will know the difference.)

You can figure this out, you can recover. This is an inconvenience, not a crisis.

Breathe.

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