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All Night Long

Here it is, your standard issue, dimestore model male Northern Mockingbird, found year-around almost anywhere in North America except for the very most northern tier of states, Washington to Minnesota.

That jaunty tail, the grey stripes, the flash of white under the wings when it’s in flight… Common and unmistakable.

But most recognizeable of all is its song(s). They have a standard repertoire which is easily recognizeable, but they’re also incredible mimics and can learn to imitate everything from the local stray cats to car alarms.

And the males almost never shut up.

I’ve almost always loved hearing them and they’ve never before bothered me at night, even though they drove my first wife crazy. But now, there’s one in particular that sits outside of our bedroom all freakin’ night long EVERY NIGHT and goes on and on and on and on… This means it’s probably a young male trying to find a mate,  and I can understand the desire. But at this point I wonder what I can do to help move the process along.

Can I hire a mockingbird matchmaker? Can I hire a mockingbird prostitute? I’m open to options!

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Baby Squirrels

With all of those trees you see in the back yard and down the hill in the neighborhood, it shouldn’t be any surprise that we have squirrels in the yard. Especially since we’re feeding the birds every day and the squirrels can mooch off of that bounty.

Normally we see one squirrel, sometimes two. But in the spring, like now, we often can see three or four, with two of them being noticeably smaller than the others.

I have a theory…

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Trying To Impose Order From Chaos

Chaos is winning by four touchdowns in the middle of the third quarter, but I’m hoping to finish strong.

Does this look right to you? I thought not…

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The Roses Groweth & The Roses Flyeth Away

There are houses we looked at this weekend who had large lots (up to 2.22 acres) and were 99% dirt (zoned for raising horses usually) and those with more reasonably sized lots (about 1/2 acre). Some of the smaller lots were also “desert landscaping” (i.e. dirt & rock & cactus) but most had lots of landscaping (or astroturf – water’s rationed and expensive in the desert) and almost all had lots of roses.

This is a good thing! But no matter how much you grow roses, it doesn’t take much wind to start scattering petals, and there’s a LOT of wind up there in the desert. So there will be a lot of this going on. And probably no gardener to take care of them, so there’s another challenge and learning curve for me!

Do they have “Raising Roses 101” classes at the community college?

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Nostalgia

One of the goals of our weekend trip to the Apple Valley / Hesperia region was to not eat at any fast food or national chain restaurants, but instead to eat at local, mom-and-pop style restaurants. We did that!

One of the meals was at a 50’s themed diner along what was once Route 66.

While there I got to thinking about nostalgia and how misguided and just plain wrong it can be. We have this whole warm and fuzzy thing going on about the 1950’s thanks to “Happy Days,” “Back To The Future,” and the like (“Peggy Sue Got Married” is a favorite of mine) but I was there. We had polio and measles and the Korean War and civil rights horrors and women were truly second class citizens and the Cold War and a lot of stuff sucked really bad! We think about Marilyn Monroe and James Dean and the birth of rock ‘n’ roll, which is fine, but it’s not the whole picture. It was not a more innocent time!

One thing that I’ve always loved from that era is the use of glass blocks as an architectural element. I love the look, especially if you can get some color or colored light coming through. I was glad to see several of the houses we looked at using it, particularly in bathrooms and shower settings.

In 2100, seventy-five years from now, will there be 2020’s-themed restaurants and movies? Will they glorify the era of Taylor Swift and the MCU and Teslas while ignoring the existence of Trump, COVID, and the Ukraine invasion?

Will anyone still be around to remember or celebrate anything at all in 2100? “Of course!” but if we’re not careful…

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No Context For You, May 20th

Do we have a holiday coming up here soon? I’m feeling a bit fried.

Getting to the point where I don’t know which worries me more, that I’m starting to panic a bit or that I didn’t already panic a lot.

EGBOK – Everything’s Gonna Be OK, or so I’ve always thought.

I also agree with James Tiberius Kirk, I don’t believe in the “no-win scenario.”

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We Don’t Deserve Dogs

Two days, nine houses toured, another half dozen seen in drivebys, countless miles exploring the new territory, and the highlight for the weekend was the pups.

These  beggars were locked away in a kennel at the side of the house and started carrying on as soon as we pulled up and parked. But it wasn’t barking to protect their property, it was whining wanting attention and licks and scratches and (please!please!please!) treats. (Sadly, I did not have any treats, but I was open to being licked and scratching chins, ears, foreheads, whatever I could reach through the fence.)

At the end of the day there were two humongous Rottweilers named Hansel and Gretel who were loose and a serious danger to drown me in licks and slobber. SUCH GOOD PUPPERS!!!  What a way to go!

Since one of our key motivations for finding a new place and buying our own home is so that we can have dogs again, these two places go high on the list.

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See, NOT That Difficult

While on my April trip to Texas, I ran into two über fancy, über chic hotels which had STUPID faucet and shower designs which neglected to indicate which way to turn for hot water and which way for cold. As is my wont, I whined about it.

In the much more droll and mundane hotel we’re staying at this weekend in Victor Valley, these two things caught my eye:

See? It’s not that difficult!

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Fine Feathered Friends (May 16th)

After seeing the woodpecker earlier and then getting distracted by the sleeping owl, there was another notable visitor at sunset, when I went out looking for the owl again.

Our resident young red-shouldered hawk was sitting just about 20 feet off the end of the back yared, eating something.

Given the feathers hanging from its beak, I’m guessing there was a mourning dove or some other bird that was today’s prey.

Yeah, I got the hairy eyeball after the first couple dozen photos. It’s a gorgeous bird.

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Fine Feathered Friends (May 14th)

Yesterday, before I got distracted by the unknown object (sleeping great horned owl) up in the top of the pine tree down the block, what had I seen just off the end of our yard that had caused me to drop everything, grab the camera, and hustle across the yard to get some closeups?

This gal!

The Cornell University Merlin app can’t quite decide if it’s a female Nuttall’s Woodpecker or a female Ladder-backed Woodpecker…

…but I think it’s more likely a Nuttall’s Woodpecker. If you click on the pictures to blow them up to full sized, you’ll see a tiny patch of yellow by her beak, which isn’t mentioned as an identifying mark but which can be seen in Merlin’s pictures of other Nuttall’s Woodpeckers, but not in any of their pictures of Ladder-backed Woodpeckers.

I know it’s a female because males of both species have red heads, while females are just black and white.

Either way, it was a bad day to be a bug or a termite on that pine tree. Feast away!

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