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Odds & Sods For Tuesday, October 29th

Item The First: Heads up! (Literally.) I’ve seen several folks on Twitter talking about how they’re seeing bright ISS passes listed for their cities in the US this week. Check it out, especially for Halloween night. If you’re already out and about with the kiddies, setting your phone to go off a minute or so early will give you the “heads up” you need to see a pass.

Here in Los Angeles, there was a pass  last night that I didn’t think I would see because of the heavy clouds. But I happened to be taking Jessie out at the right time and found some holes in the clouds to see the VERY bright ISS blinking in and out through the gaps. Spectacular!

For the rest of the week, at least for Los Angeles, there are passes this week tonight (Tuesday, the 29th) at 18:22 and 20:01 (the first pass is higher and brigher), Wednesday the 30th at 19:14, and Thursday night (Halloween!) at 18:23. The Thursday night pass is supposed to be especially bright, rising in the WNW with a maximum elevation of 47.2 degrees, a magnitude of -3.2 (which is much brighter than Venus), and setting in the SSE. You can’t miss it!

Item The Second:  Yes, the central scientific idea in my October 24th Flash Fiction story is similar the idea in Larry Niven’s “Inconstant Moon”. Yes, while mulling over the random title I got (“Fire On The Sea”), I did think of Niven’s story as a source of the fire, since I wanted to do something other than just telling a story about a guy in a burning boat or oil rig or something. That’s how my thought processes go. I don’t want to do the “usual”. What else could be on fire on the sea? An oil spill? A large explosion of some sort? Maybe an asteroid impact over the horizon. What about the sun? What was that Niven story? Maybe the guy in my story is dealing with something similar. He’s looking east, waiting for the sunrise, so where does that put him. Jersey? Virginia? Florida? I don’t want to do the “usual”, so let’s make it Africa. OK, that works, so what’s this guy doing and thinking in that situation. (By the way, if you haven’t read “Inconstant Moon”, go do so immediately. It’s a classic and most excellent.)

Item The Third: So far, neither Rocky, Raquel, or “the kids” has managed to pry the screen off of their hidey-hole. Sorry, Pat! But I’ll keep an eye on it. They’re up there on the roof every couple of nights, there are plenty of half-eaten oranges left around, and the dog’s water bowl is occasionally quite muddy from where they’re using it to wash their food – but they haven’t reclaimed their hidey-hole. Yet…

Item The Fourth: Two thoughts on the media’s changing reaction to a certain couple of pieces of music. First, I thought that it was interesting to see Filter’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot” being used as the background music in an episode of NBC’s “The Blacklist” a couple weeks ago. A few years ago, when the song came out, I remember quite a bit of protest about it and folks trying to get it banned. Ditto for “I Don’t Like Mondays” by the Boomtown Rats, which I heard on a middle of the road, “classic rock” FM station the other day. Back in the day, I remember folks hollering for KROQ’s license because they dared to play it.

The second, equally upsetting thought, was the realization that “Hey Man, Nice Shot” came out in 1995 (eighteen years ago) and “I Don’t Like Mondays” came out in 1981 (thirty-two freakin’ years ago!!), so when I casually think to myself that it was “a few years ago”, the only one I’m fooling is myself, I guess. It’s not just a river in Egypt any more…

Item The Fifth: Which NFL team is undefeated at 8-0? Hmmmmm? Face it, coming off of a terrible year in 2012 at 2-14, this year we sincerely hoped that we would be better. Most folks were praying for an 8-8 year, and a few brave souls thought we might get to 9-7 and squeak into a wildcard playoff spot. To say that we need to reassess those goals and expectations is the understatement of the year. I don’t think we need to be reserving hotels and airfares to New York just yet. But it’s much, much better to be 8-0 at this point in the season than it was being 1-7 last year!

Item The Sixth: I swear, someone in the neighborhood has a kookaburra. I hear it almost every night, right around an hour before sunset. It’ll sound off repeatedly, sometimes a dozen times. I have no idea if it’s caged in someone’s house or if it’s on the loose (like Lester), but I would love to track it down and see it, take a few pictures, maybe some video. If nothing else, just to prove that I’m not hearing things and hallucinating.

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Flash Fiction: Fire On The Sea

Chuck Wendig is back from his Australia-bound carcass flinging and this week we again have a new and exciting adventure for our Flash Fiction Challenge. It’s the usual “1,000 words or so” and the random song title I got from my iTunes collection (11,752 songs and growing) is track number one on Heather Alexander‘s “Insh’allah – the Music Of Lion’s Blood” album. Amazingly, I was able to get in at only 825 words, a rarity for me. As always, comments and constructive criticisms are appreciated.

FIRE ON THE SEA

Omar sat on the beach, facing east. The hard sand was cool after it had bled away all of the day’s heat. Before him the sea was angry, the waves rolling in, the surf steadily crashing higher and higher. A dim bioluminescent glow lit the foam. Just audible over the growling of the surf were the sounds of chaos, sirens and explosions, coming from the city behind him.

Other solitary watchers sat on the beach with Omar, all of them silent and lost in their own thoughts. A few families were scattered across the beach as well, but the children were all quiet and sleeping, innocent and oblivious.

Overhead the stars were crystal clear and beautiful. Orion was high in the east, rising up on his side above a mass of thunderheads far off on the horizon. Above the ancient warrior, closer to the zenith, the last quarter moon and Mars hovered near Taurus, the red planet preternaturally shining far brighter than the red giant, Aldeberan.

As he watched the wall of clouds race toward him from the east, Omar could hear a few of those near him praying quietly. He had never been a very religious man to begin with, but after cancer had taken his wife when she was not yet thirty, Omar had found few occasions to want to speak with Allah. The sons he had raised without his beloved were now spread across the country and would have to decide for themselves if they needed to meet their fates as holy men or not.

Earlier in the evening, one of the television stations had been taken over by an armed mob of religious zealots. All night they had been shouting and wailing their theories about how Allah was punishing the world of men, cleansing it with fire. Without a shred of evidence to back them up, they continually promised that the faithful would be saved in order to rebuild the world in Allah’s name.

Omar didn’t know why the world was being destroyed. He had listened to the increasingly horrible news reports showing the cities of Europe and America burning before going silent. Some commentators had tried to interview experts to see what precautions should be taken in the few brief hours they themselves had. At first there had been speculation that the flames from the sun might be just a flare that would die out in a few hours, leaving those lucky enough to be on the night side to survive. Those hopes had faded as the night went on. With Japan and Asia starting to burn with the sunrise, Omar had come down to the beach to face the end on his own terms.

Throughout the city, thousands of others had chosen a different path, spending their last hours looting, killing, and raping. Others panicked and were desperately trying to flee with whatever belongings they could, although there was no place safe to flee to. Omar had simply left all of his belongings behind and managed to avoid the mobs until he reached the beach. After that he had turned up the coast and walked away from the madness until he found a quiet spot.

Omar did not have any family left in the city. The few friends he had were not that close to him and would face this in their own way. Alone with just his dignity and his self-respect for many years now, he had decided that he would do what he could to keep those things with him until the end, meeting the end of all things as he had lived his life.

While it should still be over three hours before sunrise, Omar could see that the eastern horizon was starting to brighten. The line of the horizon far out to sea was being defined by the constant flashes of lightning smashing down from the turbulent wavefront being driven away from the burning Pacific Ocean.

An intensely bright, white line appeared and grew in the sky parallel to the horizon. The tops of the clouds beyond the horizon were being illuminated by an amazingly intense light. Stretching up higher than any clouds ever seen by humans before, the inferno’s fury was rapidly hemorrhaging the planet’s life off into space.

Driven before this final storm to end all storms, the wind began to pick up, soon going beyond hurricane force. Carried on the wind was a rising wave of heat, raising the temperature beyond anything Omar had ever felt, even here near the Equator.

Omar could see the clouds and lighting were approaching unbelievably fast, towering up into the stratosphere and beyond. While many of those around him hunkered down and faced away, Omar chose to stand and face his fate. Holding onto a tree with all of his strength, leaning into the howling, blast furnace wind, Omar watched as the sea rose and the world turned to fire around him.

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Micro Flash Fiction & Soothing, Calming Pictures

This week Chuck Wendig has been in Australia, so his Flash Fiction Challenge was short and sweet. Write a three-sentence horror story with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Mine was posted on his site this morning and it’s gotten some decent feedback, which I appreciate. It is:

The call from her daughter was brief, just a panicked “Mom, he’s” and a truncated scream as the line went dead. The authorities searched for three torturous months, every long day more desperate than the last. A year later she began returning home via UPS, one gift-wrapped organ at a time.

With that, since it seems we’ve all had a rough week between this crisis and that crisis and the couple of crises that I haven’t even mentioned, let’s calm ourselves, look at the pretty flowers, and get ready to have a fun, relaxing weekend.

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“Gravity”

A few days ago I mentioned that I was in awe of the trailers coming out for the movie “Gravity”. I had concerns simply because the last time I saw trailers that grabbed me this hard, the movie in question (“Pearl Harbor”) really sucked. I can still taste the betrayal and disappointment.

Today the Long-Suffering Wife and I saw “Gravity” in IMAX 3-D. It was the first time in years that we’ve tried to go see a film on its opening weekend. Especially a movie that could end up being one of the year’s blockbusters. There was a huge crowd, even at the 2:00 afternoon show, so it was also the first time in years that we had stood in line for a movie. Was it worth it all?

Oh. My. God.

I can guarantee you that “Gravity” is no “Pearl Harbor”!

Everything you have heard about “Gravity” is true. It is an incredible feast for the eyes. It is on-the-edge-of-your-seat tense for about eighty-seven of its ninety minutes. It has multiple intricate, amazing, spectacular tracking shots, some of the longest that I’ve ever seen. (The opening scene that establishes the setting and story must be at least fifteen minutes long, one humongous, diving, looping, zooming, roller-coaster like tracking shot.) For many of us, this may be as close as we ever get to really being in low Earth orbit.

Amazingly, during the whole film we only see two actors and a couple of voices on the radio. What you see on the screen is probably more than 95% special effects. But what a job! The special effects are never of the “gee whiz, look what I can do” variety. Instead, they allow a fantastic story to be told that couldn’t be told any other way. The special effects are tools, used like a surgeon’s instruments, not an end unto themselves.

No spoilers from me here — but I will let you know that there aren’t any little treats or “easter eggs” buried in or after the credits. So if the credits start rolling and your bladder is about to explode but there was no freakin’ way you were going to leave during the movie, it’s OK the to start your applause and sprint for the restroom.

If you have the option, I would highly recommend seeing the 3-D version at least once. There is so much depth to “Gravity” that gets brought out in that format. Even better if you’ve got the option, see it in IMAX 3-D. That extra $5 or $6 will be the best money you spend this year. You can thank me later.

Is the movie 100% factually accurate? No, it’s not a documentary. But having said that (and for the record I am a real nit picker when it comes to continuity and stupid, unbelievable crap in movies), the attention to detail and realism in “Gravity” is simply astonishing. I have seen articles, comments, and tweets from a number of astronauts that have said that “Gravity” nails the little details and facts like no movie ever has before. (Later on, after everyone’s seen it, I’ll be happy to do an analysis of the nits to be picked, why I’m willing to ignore the one really huge one, and why the one that bugged me the most is probably one that no one else paid any attention to at all.)

Go see this movie. I command you by all that is good and sacred and holy, you must see this movie. Probably multiple times. Maybe not “Star Wars” kind of multiple times, but more than once, for sure.

(And we also got to see the new trailer for “Ender’s Game”… I’m sure more on that and the debate surrounding it as we get closer to its release date.)

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Flash Fiction: Demonio Necrófago

When last we left our plucky heroes, Chuck Wendig had instructed us to write a cliffhanger, which I did here. This week’s Flash Fiction Challenge is to take someone else’s cliffhanger story from last week and finish it. The usual guidelines about writing “1,000 words or so” apply. In an unusual turn of events, my story is pretty spot on at 1,011 words.

I picked a story by David Coventry for my setup, which you can find here. Go ahead, read it first. It’s a nice mashup of spaghetti westerns and zombies. I do love me something warped and bizarre!

As always, comments and constructive criticisms are appreciated.

Demonio Necrófago

“Jefe!” Rosie yelled. “Rápidamente!”

There must have been something in her voice that let the banditos’ leader know that she was not fooling around. While he didn’t get up and run over, his normal nonchalant shuffle was gone. His men followed him, with Rosie’s girls working their way into the crowd, craning their necks to see what was happening.

Rosie handed the looking-glass to el Jefe. She pointed at the crowd of figures, some starting to climb up the base of the bluff, some still moving out from the camp in their direction. He quickly scanned across the mob before settling on one figure in particular.

“Pablo,” he said, not taking the glass down from his eye, “can you see the man in the hat that Senorita Rosie has told you about? El banquero? About halfway between the camp and the hill.”

“Si, senor,” the kid said.

“Shoot him, por favor.”

The shot rang out and knocked down the man in question. His arms and head snapped forward as the bullet caught him square in the stomach. His hat was knocked off as he went sprawling. In less than a minute, as everyone watched, the man rose and resumed his relentless progress toward the base of the bluff.

“What in hell is going on, Jefe?” Rosie asked, never taking her eyes off of the approaching menace.

“It indeed is something from Hell, senorita. That is a great evil down there. I have never seen them, but my grandmother told me stories of the demonio necrófago. They can not be killed and they will not rest until they have fed on our souls.”

“That’s ridiculous. Whatever they are, we must outnumber them. Stop being a coward. We have to kill them.”

“We have to run, senorita, as far and as fast as we can. Crossing many rivers might help. It will not matter. They will follow.”

“You’re kidding! You said that you would not attack immediately because you did not want your men to be shot at. None of those things are shooting, they’re just walking. Slowly! We have to attack them now and take back my father’s mine. How many of them can there be?”

She noticed that the banditos were already heading for their horses. Some of them were sprinting to grab blankets and saddlebags, but many were leaving their gear.

“There are too many of them,” el Jefe said, “even if there were only two.” He turned to go with his men. “You must run or you will die.”

Rosie’s Riders looked to their leader for orders. Pablo also looked at her, torn between his desire to not look like a coward in front of all of the women, and his terror over the approaching demons.

Rosie wanted more than anything to stay and fight for what had been stolen from her. As the banditos started to ride down the back side of the mesa, she saw her girls ready to bolt. The first few of the demons below were nearly half way up the bluff. There was a horrible groaning and gasping chorus coming from them, with whistling sounds from some who had gaping wounds in their chests and necks.

“Let’s get out of here,” she told her girls. They wasted no time, abandoning their tents and supplies.

Before the women could mount up, the banditos came roaring back up onto the mesa. Their horses were lathered with sweat and wild-eyed with fear. Rosie ran over to el Jefe.

“What happened? What’s wrong?” she demanded.

“We are trapped, Senorita Rosie. They are behind us as well. We have nowhere to run.”

“Trapped? Now we have no choice but to figure out how to kill them. What do you remember from your grandmother’s stories?”

El Jefe closed his eyes and thought for a moment. When he opened them, he sadly dropped his chin and shook his head.

“We cannot kill them by shooting them, beating them, or drowning them. It might be possible to slow them down in some other way, but I do not know how.”

“Maybe we could stop them with fire. If we can get the brush below the bluffs and on the hills to burn, maybe that will be enough to get the demons to burn.”

“Si. That might work, senorita. But we will also burn.”

“That’s a chance we’ll have to take. Start cutting all of the brush and pile it on the cliff edges. We can surround ourselves in a ring of fire. We must make the fire spread all the way to the bottom of the bluffs and beyond.”

“As you say, senorita. I think we will die anyway, but at least this way we will die with our souls intact.”

Quickly all of the banditos and Rosie’s Riders were cutting tumbleweeds and brush. It rapidly built up all around their camp, near the edges of the cliffs surrounding them. As the shuffling horror from below got closer and closer, the urgency of their task spurred them on beyond exhaustion.

When the first demonio necrófago were just a few yards below the ledge, Rosie yelled at everyone to start setting fires. Everyone was armed with every weapon they had, ready to fight if the flames didn’t work. Several of the banditos were arguing in rapid Spanish, apparently believing it would be better to die at their own hands instead of being taken by the demons.

Everyone moved to their place around the circle, lighting the tumbleweeds on fire and kicking them over the edge. Once the tumbleweeds were gone, they took burning branches from the fire and began hurling them out as far as they could toward the bottom of the cliffs.

In no time, the air was thick with smoke. Flames shot high into the air all around them. Horrible, guttural, non-human screams came up from the sides of the cliff. A hell on earth had literally been created.

Rosie and her girls, along with el Jefe and his banditos, huddled in the middle of the climbing flames, awaiting their fates.

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Flash Fiction: Midair

This week’s “Flash Fiction Challenge” is again something new, and it’s (at least) a two-parter. Our favorite word monkey sensei, Chuck Wendig, has told us to write a cliffhanger, and then next week we’ll get some instructions on using other folk’s works from this week as the starting point for our resolution for next week. Or something like that. We’ll see. For now, it’s the usual “1,000 words or so” to leave the audience on tenterhooks. (What in the hell are “tenterhooks”?)

As always, comments and constructive criticisms are appreciated.

MIDAIR

The rolling hills of eastern Oklahoma were slipping away beneath me as I cruised along eastbound at five thousand feet. I would have preferred to be up at seven thousand, or even nine, but a layer of broken clouds above eliminated that option until I got my IFR ticket.

Given the circumstances, I wasn’t doing badly. I was cruising at 144 knots indicated, but a solid tail wind was giving me a ground speed of 168. I had plenty of fuel to make it to Jonesboro.

Salisaw was just starting to slip under the tip of the right wing as I headed east. The autopilot was doing the grunt work. I was just monitoring ATC and watching the hills roll by. Right about on time, Fort Worth Center chimed in.

“Eight Charlie Delta, contact Memphis Center on 126.1.”

I toggled the radio button. “Fort Worth, Eight Charlie Delta. Going to 126.1. Thanks for…”

My world exploded.

A large blur come in from the left. Instantly everything was noise and pain. I was buffeted by a hurricane wind. All I could see were some blurry, shapeless shadows. I could smell oil and gas and other things I couldn’t identify. The left side of my neck and head were in agony. Possibly worst of all, over the wind I could hear the plane’s engine clank, sputter, and die.

Instinctively, I keyed the mic and said the words that no pilot ever wants to say.

“Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! This is Cirrus Niner Seven Eight Charlie Delta declaring an emergency.”  If anyone was answering, I couldn’t hear them. I didn’t even know if I was being heard.

Oddly, I could clearly hear my flight instructor’s voice in my head. I had always hated it when she had killed the power at the most inopportune moments to see if I was ready to handle an emergency. Now that I needed that training, her voice was still there, reminding me of what we had practiced dozens of times.

“Fly the plane! Fly the plane! Fly the plane! In an emergency that’s always your number one priority. Everything else is secondary.”

In order to fly the plane, first I needed to see. I gingerly felt my face and found a dozen bleeding cuts. The blood running down my forehead was getting into my eyes and blinding me. My sun glasses  were gone. The headphones were also AWOL, which would explain why the wind was so loud and I couldn’t hear the radio.

I held my left arm up to my forehead and pressed the sleeve there to try staunching the blood, ignoring the pain as best I could. Using my right sleeve to wipe more blood away, I blinked and tried to see what the hell had happened.

My plane was a mess. The side window on my left was gone and the windshield had been smashed on the left side. There was a rusty red stain across it and the left side of the cowling. The propeller was bent and motionless.

Inside the cockpit it wasn’t any better. I was covered in blood, some of it mine, some of it from the large goose that was on the floor next to the passenger seat. There was no sign of my sun glasses, but my headphones were on the floor next to the bird carcass.

The good news was that the instruments were still working. The autopilot had kept us more or less level, but with no power it was fighting a losing battle trying to simultaneously keep the airspeed up and the altitude level. I turned it off and manually set the trim for best glide speed, eighty-seven knots.

We were going down and needed a place to land. I hit the “Nearest” button on the map display and wasn’t happy with the results. Sallisaw was twenty-two miles to the south and Tahlequah twenty-five behind me. I was already passing through four thousand feet, so I was going to be on the ground in seven to eight miles.

Make a decision, make it quick, and stick with it. The terrain ahead was getting more hilly and uneven as we approached the Ozarks. Below was nothing but trees and hills. Back behind us, in spots around that big lake we had passed, it had looked flatter. Not flat, but flatter. I turned gently back to the west, keeping a constant eye on the airspeed.

Now would be a good time to see if any help was available. I pulled my arm away from my forehead and hoped that the bleeding had stopped. Ignoring the blood and goo that was smeared all over the headphones, I pulled them on. Immediately the sound of the wind was partially muted and I could hear ATC calling me.

“Cirrus Niner Seven Eight Charlie Delta, this is Fort Worth Center. Do you read? What is your emergency?”

“Fort Worth, this is Eight Charlie Delta. I’ve had a midair bird strike and have lost the engine. I have moderate injuries and will be making a forced landing. Sallisaw and Tahlequah are too far. I’m heading back west to the flatter terrain next to that large reservoir.”

“Roger, Eight Charlie Delta, we’ll notify emergency services. Report fuel and souls on board?”

“Fort Worth, one soul and twenty-two gallons of fuel onboard.”

Looking ahead I could see the reservoir, surrounded by hills and forests. I was losing altitude steadily, down below three thousand feet now. I could see some square areas just to the east of the lake which had been cleared of trees, probably farm fields. At least I hoped they were.

Getting lower and closer, it looked like I might just barely clear the tree line and get to the fields. It would mean landing without flaps to stretch my glide to the max, and that meant landing fast. No other options came to mind.

“Fort Worth, Eight Charlie Delta. I’m on a straight-in approach to some fields just to the east of the lake. Cutting electrical now.”

Everything was happening way too fast, but the checklist came up just like it had been drilled into me. Electrical system, off. Master switches, off. Seat belt, snug. Door, unlocked and cracked open.  Watch the airspeed, don’t stall and spin in now. Remember to keep the nose up,flare, and keep it in ground effect as long as possible.

One hundred feet up, pegged at eighty-six knots, I cleared the trees and was over open land.

That’s when I saw it.

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Random Blatherationings for September 18th

Looking for enlightenment, bubbie? If you look here you’ll be enlightened about the “rules” of this exercise. (I haven’t looked recently, so I may be breaking every rule – although I think there’s a rule requiring me to break the rules, so…) The three random seed words (from a NEW random word generating site) are “pail”, “garlic”, and “trailer”.

Pail – The first few dozen random Google hits are either for Garbage Pail Kid dolls on Ebay or for diaper pails on every retail site on the internet. Who knew that diaper pails were such a big business these days? But finally I hit a listing for “PAIL” which is the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) airport code for Iliamna Airport in Alaska. It looks like a mid-sized, regional airport with two runways, 5086 feet and 4800 feet long respectively. No tower, but I doubt that’s unusual in most places in Alaska. At least the runways are paved!

If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend the series “Flying Wild Alaska“. It was on the Discovery Channel for three years and I really enjoyed watching it. It was a hoot watching the Tweto family and their family of Era Alaska employees fly around through fall, winter, spring, and summer. (They apparently don’t have a regular route to Iliamna, though.) It really gave a good idea of what bush flying is all about and how critical general aviation is to just maintaining the basic necessities of modern life in a state bigger than Texas where there are fewer paved roads than in some counties down in the lower forty-eight. I’ll admit, sometimes they got all “reality TV” on you, building up some relatively minor thing (like a go-around) into a huge crisis. But there were plenty of other times when I was watching folks try to land on an ice runway in a Caravan or twin Otter with a fifty-knot cross wind in instrument conditions and I had nothing but total respect for the pilots who can do that!

Garlic – Yeah, yeah, yeah, world’s healthiest food, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Out here on the west coast, if you’ve been anywhere near the Bay Area or driven from LA to San Jose, you know about Gilroy, which bills itself as the “Garlic Capital of the World”. Going west on California Route 152, up over the coastal mountains from I-5, past the San Luis Reservoir and Pacheco State Park, you can smell the garlic ten miles before you get into town.

But today Google randomly led me to the Hudson Valley Garlic Festival, which seems to be the east coast equivalent of Gilroy. And it’s coming up on September 28th and 29th! Serendipity Rears Its Ugly Head Yet Again! Food, drinks, musicians (including Captain Squeeze and the Zydeco Moshers!), games for the kids, and more! What’s not to love? And really, I say that sincerely, because if I were in the area and didn’t have other more pressing plans, I would be there because that all sounds wonderful.

Except for the Morris dancers. I never knew of Morris dancers or Morris dancing until I heard Stan Rogers talk about it on his live album, “Home In Halifax“. Track six, you know the one I’m talking about.

Wait, what? You don’t know who Stan Rogers is? Please go and instantaneously (or sooner) listen and learn to love all of his albums, then come back. We’ll wait…

OK, now that you know why you need to beware of the Morris dancers (WARNING – this link will take you to a video that shows that every horrible and terrifying thing said about them is true) and you have a deep and abiding love of Stan Rogers’ music, go and have a great time at the Hudson Valley Garlic Festival (New York State Thruway exit #20, mile marker 101).

Say hello to Captain Squeeze for me!

Trailer – A word with two major meanings so Google either gives me a place to rent or buy something to haul behind my car or lets me look at upcoming movies. Rather than pick any one movie or television show trailer, I want to do a mini-rant about the movie trailer art form in general and one old one and one new one in particular.

First of all, I love movie trailers. I think that it’s brilliant how someone can take a couple dozen tiny little clips of a movie that lasts two hours and get you in the mood to plop down hard-earned cash to see the film when it comes out. I also think it’s extremely clever how some people in this day and age can mess with trailers and re-cut them to be for a completely different mood. The first one of these I remember seeing was a faux trailer for “The Shining” done as a romantic comedy, but just this week I saw another great one for “Monty Python & The Holy Grail” done as a serious medieval battle flick.

However, this is a power that can be used for evil as well as for good. In 2001 there was a trailer that is on my short list for the best ever made. It made me want to see a movie so bad it hurt. I had tears in my eyes every time I saw the trailer. Looking at all of the pictures of planes and incredible flying, I just wanted to let all of that flying SPFX wonderfulness just swallow me up and surround me for two hours. I knew that “Pearl Harbor” was going to be spectacular! Um, yeah, that “Pearl Harbor”. The one that turned out to be a film that I could barely sit through, one of the worst movies I had seen in years. Still a fantastic trailer, but a good example of a trailer that is 1000% better than the film it advertises.

Now, everywhere I look at the theater, online, or on television, there are new trailers for “Gravity“, which opens in the US on October 4th. They are all intense, gripping, spectacular, amazing, utterly terrifying, and I haven’t wanted to see a movie this badly since the original “Lord of the Rings” films first came out. I really, Really, REALLY want to see this film! I keep seeing comments from NASA folk and science fiction people who have seen sneak previews, and every single one of them says that it’s one of the most spectacular thing that they’ve ever seen.

I hope so. I need it. I couldn’t take another “Pearl Harbor”.

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Flash Fiction: Identity Theft

Chuck Wendig, that little mold-breaker he, has broken the mold this week in his Flash Fiction Challenge. Instead of a randomly being given a setting or a title or a set of words to weave into our art, this week we’ve been instructed to write “1,000 words or so” about this (read the article):

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAPhoto (c) Troy S Alexander, Tambopata Research Center

As always, comments and constructive criticisms are appreciated.

Identity Theft

“Madame President, there is a Colonel Weiss calling from the Pentagon. He says that it’s extremely urgent.”

“Thank you, Robert.” The intercom clicked off. The President paused briefly to close the file she was reading and place it in the secure drawer in her desk, although she left the drawer open for now. She took a deep breath to calm herself before picking up the phone. What had been a quiet evening suddenly wasn’t.

She hit the blinking button on the phone.

“Colonel Weiss, this is President Darby. What can I help you with?”

“Ma’am, I have to notify you of an extremely serious situation which is an immediate threat to our country, our society, and perhaps our continued existence on the planet. Trust me, I know exactly how extreme and insane that sounds, but I assure you that I’m dead serious and I have proof to back up that claim.”

There was dead silence for several seconds. The President leaned forward onto the desk and collected the thoughts that had been scattered by the outrageous statement.

“Colonel, where are you at and what unit are you with?”

“Ma’am, I’m a team leader for a Special Ops unit. I came up through the Rangers and saw service in Kuwait, Iran, and Afghanistan. I’m alone in my office at the Pentagon right now. If you wish to send the MP’s to have me locked up I won’t give them any trouble, but I would ask you to listen to me first. I’m not insane, drunk, or deluded and I have evidence that we’re in a lot of trouble.”

“Very well, Colonel. I’ll assume for the moment that you’re serious. You’ve got about two minutes to convince me you’re not nuts. What are the high points?”

“Thank you, ma’am.” The relief heard in his voice was palpable. “The short version is that I have solid evidence that there are technologically advanced creatures here on Earth with us. Signs of them were discovered by accident a couple of years ago. No one knew what they had found, but as people started to investigate those people started to disappear. The NSA and FBI stumbled onto the disappearances and their investigators began to disappear. We finally got Covert Ops involved and we’ve put all of the pieces together. I thought it best to let you and know ASAP before it gets any further out of hand.”

“Aliens, Colonel? Really? As they say, extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. What do you mean by ‘disappear’? Is this an invasion? Are we under attack?”

“No, ma’am, I wouldn’t characterize it as an invasion, more likely some sort of evasion. I believe that we found something we weren’t meant to find and now that discovery is being erased and buried. And when I say ‘disappeared’, I mean much more than just killed. Somehow everyone who has gotten too close to this has ceased to exist, like they were erased.”

“Are we talking about the plot from a bad ‘Twilight Zone’ episode or something?”

“Yes, ma’am, that’s exactly it. It looks like a small group was systematically erased from almost every single data system. Almost all physical evidence of their existence disappeared. Everyone who ever knew them somehow had their memories altered. That’s what we’ve discovered.”

“Colonel, this isn’t getting any easier to believe. Folks vanishing like magic, as if some evil wizard altered reality. But if somehow everything was altered to make these folks disappear, how do you know about them?”

“I don’t believe we’re talking about magic, ma’am, just some very advanced technology. I don’t know if it’s ‘aliens’. I don’t have any idea who or what is doing this.

It’s an extremely advanced technological attack, so we fought it by going extremely low tech, figuring that maybe that would be overlooked by the bad guys.

“NSA’s got some very sophisticated software on some very big, fast, and secure data systems, all designed to find terrorists. They started noting unexplained discrepancies between real time data sets. When the FBI investigated, they started finding people with signs that their memories had been altered in an extremely complex way, far beyond what we are capable of. Then most of those FBI investigators started to vanish in the same way. That’s when my Special Ops unit was brought in.”

“Where is this happening, Colonel? Somewhere here in the United States?”

“The trail seems to have started in Peru, at a site a long way from anywhere or anything out in the Amazon jungle. Some graduate students were there in 2013 looking for new insect species and found a handful of odd spider web structures, like a central tower with a fence of twenty-nine posts around it, less than an inch across. They reported it, the story went viral for a week or so, but then the story died.

“When the NSA and FBI started investigating the data discrepancies, they thought that they were chasing down hackers. But the level of sophistication in the techniques they found was unprecedented. They finally figured out that early last year a group from USC decided to follow up on that initial mystery spider-web discovery in Peru. Except that everyone in that group was a phantom, non-existent, almost no trace at all in any system.

“Our guys finally managed to rebuild enough information to figure out who was in that group. In Peru they had found a site with billions of these web-towers. They got off one satellite call and uploaded a few pictures, then went silent. That’s the point where something started erasing them from reality, as well as everyone who tried to follow up on it.”

“Why is this being done, Colonel? Do we know who’s behind it?”

“I don’t know, ma’am, I can only guess. That place in Peru is something that has hidden from us for a long time, and whether it’s aliens, wizards, or gods, they don’t want us to know about it. They may be as far ahead of us as we are ahead of Neanderthals, or they may be as far ahead of us as we are ahead of bacteria.”

“Very well, what do we do about it? I’m assuming you have a suggestion?”

“Yes, ma’am, I…” The line clicked and there was silence.

The President hit the intercom button. “Robert, we got cut off, please get Colonel Weiss back on the phone for me immediately.”

An ice cold chill ran down the President’s spine as she calmly picked up a pen and scrawled on a piece of paper. She dropped it into the desk drawer for top secret documents before slamming the drawer shut and locking it.

A few minutes later her aide came back on the intercom. “Madam President, the Pentagon is telling me that there is no Colonel Weiss currently on duty there. Was he calling from someplace else?”

“No, thank you, Robert. That will be all.”

The next morning when her secure document drawer was opened the President was surprised to find a single page lying loose on top.  In her handwriting were the words “Peru”, “Spiders”, “Colonel Weiss”, “Pentagon”, “Special Ops”, “NSA”, “FBI”, and “DON’T FORGET!!”

She had no idea what it referred to.

=======================================================  Author’s Afterthoughts: I really liked the central idea that I came up with, but I’m not thrilled with the execution. At 1,200 words it’s longer than the “1,000 or so words” and it’s too much exposition, just two people talking on the phone. It did get better with a couple of drafts, and I strongly suspect that it could get better still with a few more. It might be too complex a plot to fit into 1,000 words, although it could just be that I’m not skilled enough yet to pull that off. And it’s really, really late.

Any thoughts would be appreciated.

 

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Flash Fiction: Snow Angels

Before setting off to revel at Worldcon, Chuck Wendig in his frothy eviltude commanded his minions to write “1,000 words or so”. Again this week we used a random number generator to pick from twenty settings – I got #18, “In a serial killer’s nightmare”.

It’s late, I’m really cutting it close on the noon EDT (9:00 PDT) deadline posting deadline, so all I’ll say is that this is by far the creepiest thing I’ve ever written. As always, comments and constructive criticism are appreciated.

SNOW ANGELS

The holiday crowds flowed past, faceless, spectral forms wrapped up in grey parkas and ski jackets, breath fogging as it was expelled from unseen faces. No individuals stood out as the mass of humanity ebbed and flowed along the crowded sidewalk, tens of thousands of anonymous, ant-like drones shuffling with unseen purpose.

The sidewalk and gutters were full of sludge and horrific excrement. As the pristine snow drifted down from the heavens, it spun and writhed to avoid being touched by the disgusting world below. In punishment for their failure, the pure white crystals were transformed into obscene shades of grey and black before being trampled into the deepening muck beneath the mob’s boots.

No sound could be heard aside from the tinkling of a lone set of unseen wind chimes. The fragile, random notes floated in the snow above the crowd like golden butterflies on the wind, but none in the mob were aware of their existence.

Only He heard the music. Only He saw the snow. Only He saw the crowd. Only He wept.

Patiently and stoically He endured his sorrow and watched the crowd for the inspiration He knew would be there. From His niche off to the side of the world, in it, but not of it, He scanned the moving masses for any glimpse of anything not already consumed by the filth that filled the universe. Ceaselessly His eyes moved, searching for a way to ease His suffering.

She came from His left, flowing along with the crowd splashing along the curb in the rising runoff of sin. Steadily She drove forward, not moving or acting to draw attention to Herself, just another shapeless form in a sea of shapeless forms.

But He saw Her. To His eyes She stood out like a beacon, Her red dress as bright as the lights on a fire engine, Her golden hair as bright as the sun. He could not look away from Her. As She passed Him, He slipped out of His sanctuary and began to follow Her.

For block after block they walked. She led Him without ever looking around or noting His presence. He stayed a hundred yards in back of Her in case She turned or looked back at Him, but now that He had seen Her it would have been impossible for Him to lose Her in the crowd. He knew that they were now as one.

Gradually, as He became more comfortable knowing that She could not escape Him, He began to relax a bit. Reaching into the pocket of the oversized, black overcoat that He wore, He began to absent mindedly play with the knife hidden there. Soon it would be the time.

As She approached the train tracks and crossed them, sirens began to wail and brilliant green lights flashed. Crossing gates slammed down across the intersection. Desperately He tried to find a way around them so that He could stay with Her, but there were no openings. As He looked up and saw Her one last time, the train rushed between them.

The train went on for eternity, countless cars speeding by in a blur. The train was the same emerald green color as the crossing guard lights which still flashed like a laser show into His eyes. As He stared at the train, hoping to keep track of Her through the car windows and cracks between the cars, He slowly became aware of the train’s passengers.

As every car flashed by He could see that the side facing him was filled with angels. They were all staring directly at Him, their left arms straight out in front of them, their hands raised with their palms facing Him. In their right hands they all carried long, silver swords. Their mouths were open as if they were singing or shouting together. As He listened, He realized that the roar of the train’s passing was actually the sound of the angels’ combined voice commanding, “NOOOOOOOO!”

With a shock and a jolt of adrenaline, He awoke to find himself in His bed, His heart pounding and sweat pouring from every pore. The dingy, dirty flop house room was dark, but a few gleams of the rising sun made it past the tattered curtains. In the distance, the desolate whistle of a vanishing train faded on the wind.

He knew that the angels believed that they had stopped Him. But He knew that She was still out there, somewhere. He was connected to Her and He would find Her again, sometime today.

The angels had tried to stop Him before, but they had always failed. They would fail again today. He would find Her as He always had, as He always did, and as He always would.

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Odds & Sods For Monday, September 2nd

Item The First: A couple of times in August I wrote about favorite movies. Another to add to the list, “Iron Giant”. I don’t care how sappy the ending was, I still love it. I know that it belongs on this list because I came across it about a third of the way through the other night and ended up watching the rest of it. I think that was literally my definition of how a movie qualified for that list.

Item The Second: The Hugo Awards ceremony from San Antonio last night was supposed to be live streamed, but there were issues again this year. Last year everything worked fine right up until they started showing “Doctor Who” clips for the Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form) award, at which point some DRM-bot assumed that they were streaming pirated and copyright protected material and killed the feed. This year they took care of that issue, but apparently had problems with getting the signal out of the hotel and convention center so the feed was offline more than it was on. I think the longest period we watched without it crashing was maybe fifteen minutes.

Disappointing, to say the least. Let’s hope that the folks in London can get a better handle on this, or that I’m in London and can just live-tweet it to folks myself. On the other hand, and to emphasize something that I didn’t make clear yesterday talking about Worldcon, all of these conventions are run by unpaid volunteers, fans who give a LOT of their time, energy, and often money to make things happen so that the rest of us can enjoy the con. I might be disappointed and on occasion I might offer suggestions about changes that could be made to make something run better. I’ve even volunteered to do the work to make things better – the lack of west coast filking is one of the reasons that my friends and I started ConChord. But I won’t be snarky and/or critical. For better or for worse, it’s work being done by volunteers on a shoestring and they’re doing the best that they can.

Item The Third: Despite the problems seeing the Hugo Awards ceremony, I was not displeased by the results of the Hugo voting. John Scalzi won the Best Novel award for “Redshirts: A Novel With Three Codas”, which I liked a great deal. I was very happy to see Stanley Schmidt get the Best Editor (Short Form) award at last, as well as a Lifetime Achievement award from the LoneStarCon 3 committee. I was very happy to see a “Game Of Thrones” episode win the Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form) award instead of a “Doctor Who” episode. (Sorry, I really like GoT but never got into “Doctor Who”.) It was great to see Seanan McGuire and her cohorts at SF Squeecast win another Hugo for Best Fancast.

Overall I was not terribly unhappy with any of the results. I also noted that creating this blog and getting involved with Twitter has made me much more aware of the range of the nominated works and artists. I hope that this means that next year I will be even more involved and knowledgeable. In other words, expect more books to be read and more reviews to be posted here. You’ve been warned.

Item The Fourth: This afternoon came word that one of the Grand Masters of Science Fiction, Frederik Pohl, passed away today at the age of 93. There’s a detailed obituary on the Locus Magazine site. Mr. Pohl was not just an author, but also a fan, an editor, an agent, and a past president of SFWA. He won Hugo Awards and Nebula Awards for his writing, as well as Hugo Awards for his work as an editor. He wrote volumes of short stories as well as novels, with his career stretching back to the 1940’s.

I’m pretty sure that the first time I ever saw a Hugo Award up close was when I ran into him holding his at that very first convention I went to, Iguanacon II in Phoenix in 1978. He won Best Novel for “Gateway” and I remember him as being very gracious to a very wet-behind-the-ears newbie who wanted to take his picture. He will be missed.

Item The Fifth: In the last hour or so we’ve heard that Time Warner Cable and CBS have decided to mutually declare victory and cancel their particular little multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporate pissing contest that has left us peons (i.e., “customers”) as pawns caught in the middle. I wish that this “inconvenience” to the consumers caused by both sides would mean that both CEOs and management teams would be getting their multi-million dollar salaries and bonuses dinged this year, but who are we kidding?

More importantly, since it’s becoming increasingly clear that we live in an information-based society and the corporations that have monopolies on delivering that information seem to be operating in 100% loose cannon mode, it would be nice to think that the FCC and Congress would do something to prevent this sort of thing from happening again. “Protecting the public trust” and all of that.

Again – who are we kidding?

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