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Instagram Ad Hell

Mondays! Am I right? Ho, ho, freaking ho, Merry freaking Christmas!

If I’m letting my brain burble for a moment and I’m surfing through videos of sunsets and planes and loons and wild critters and so on on Instagram and you and your mind-numbingly STUPID product interrupt my flow with an ad, I will hate you with the white-hot fire of a million suns.

If on top of that the audio on your ad starts with, “Whoever invented this deserves a raise!” then I hope that they’re excavating a whole new level of Hell for you and I hope you’re there soon.

If the audio on your ad starts with “How did it take until 2025 for someone to figure this out…” then I’m wondering why YOU didn’t figure it out and get insanely filthy rich last year, so YOU get the next level of Hell underneath that one.

If the audio on your ad starts with both, I will break the land speed record hitting the “mute” and “delete” buttons and I will make a voodoo doll of you to make sure that every time you think about sex you get kidney stones instead.

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Circumzenithal Arc

We were out putting up more Christmas lights this afternoon and saw what was to me a totally new and fascinating phenomenon, a circumzenithal arc. Technically not a rainbow but a halo, it comes from the sunlight being scattered by high-altitude ice crystals instead of raindrops. It stood out because of its location (directly overhead instead of on the horizon), the fact that the colors are extremely vivid, and the arc and spacing of the colors are reversed or “upside down.” Bizarre at first, but stunning.

(The “Hesperia Christmas Lights 2025 – Day Two” pictures are coming, but will have to wait.)

Given the positioning of the arc relative to the Sun and that band of ice crystals between them, I suspected the connection even if I didn’t understand or remember the math behind the optics. The article referenced above confirms that.

With a wide-angle view you can see the two sundogs on either side of the Sun, with some hints of the very faint Parry arc. One of the things that amazed me was how long the phenomenon lasted – I’m used to rainbows on the horizon only lasting maybe five to ten minutes max, often much less due to the clouds and rain moving around. With this based on high-level ice clouds that are moving much more slowly, we watched this for well over a half hour.

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A Murder Of Crows

I was out in the back yard, refilling the bird seed feeders, when I heard a commotion overhead.

Something like 40+ crows milling about!

I think that qualifies as a “murder!”

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Hesperia Owl

As mentioned, I’ve seen an owl out on the cinder block wall in the back yard and on the pergola a couple of times, always when it’s dark or just getting there, but I’ve never gotten any pictures.

Not today!

It was after sunset and raining pretty hard, but not yet dark. There it was, and there it stayed for quite a while.

Lousy quality photo due to the low light and high magnification, but there was some nice video opportunities.

Welcome to the Forever Home, my Great Horned Owl friend! I’m looking forward to seeing and hearing you on a regular basis!

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What A Long Day

I had more dental surgery scheduled to move to Stage Two on this tooth that cracked in half in June and had to be removed just before we moved in July. I wanted to stick with the dental team that started the surgery program, so we were hitting the road early for 2+ hours on the road.

I got dropped off for surgery, the Long-Suffering-Wife went off to visit her favorite salong team. I got done, she was still being beautified, so I got an Uber to meet her there.

When I got there I went to sit in the car, tried to turn it on to open the windows, and:

A two-hour wait for AAA, expecting to get Hissy towed to our old Honda dealership, which happened to be only two blocks away. Instead the AAA driver jump started the car and we drove it over to the Honda dealer, not trusting it for a 4-hour (rush hour traffic) drive home.

Another hour at the dealer, then just under four hours in traffic to get back home.

Today was Friday? I’m so confused, exhausted, and I had my jaw numbed, stabbed, sliced, and sewn, then had to deal with the car shit.

I might sleep in late tomorrow. I think it’s Saturday and that will be okay.

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Bird Butts

I had just refilled the bird seed feeders for the day and wanted to capture the chaos and shennanigans going on with the house finches and house sparrows fighting for spots. (There are lots of spots, four feeders like this one, plus the wires and the beams of the pergola…)

I thought of trying to set up a tripod, but went with uber simplification instead. I just put a chair underneath the feeder, turned the video on, put the phone facing up toward the bottom of the feeder overhead, let it run for a about a half hour, and then edited out the five minutes at the beginning when the birds were still spooked because I had been out there.

In checking out the result, I was surprised to see and hear the iPhone and the chair it’s resting on getting pelted by seeds dropped from above. Don’t worry, the squirrel and the scrub jays will take care of those.

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Time-Lapse Fail

Yesterday I shared a couple of time-lapse videos of the clouds building overhead.

Not all of these attempts to record videos were successful.

I’m just happy that the phone, which was perched on top of the brick wall at the back of the yard, didn’t fall down over the wall to the other side. It would have been recoverable, there’s just a vacant lot there, but I would have had to walk around the block to get it. And it likely would have broken. With a new house to pay for, I don’t need to spend $2,000 on a new iPhone 17, as much as I might have “phone lust” for one.

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A Good Day For Time-Lapse Clouds

Perhaps not a perfect day – that would require lightning, thunder, some towering thunderheads, a downpour or two, maybe some hail… But given the lack of any actual precipitation, today wasn’t bad at all!

Looking to the south, maybe a little bit southwest, with the Sun be-bopping in and out of the clouds.

Looking to the northeast, with the clouds racing past. In all of the single-frame chaos you can also see flashes of the dozens of birds at the feeders since they all got refilled this morning.

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First Rain

I am a god! Zeus, apparently! I can trigger lightning!

It’s easy! When we get a thunderstorm nearby, I turn on my cell phone camera trying to capture video of lightning. There will be no lighting to be seen for the entire time that I’m recording. However, within two seconds of ending the recording, lighting will strike right in the middle of the frame! It happened multiple times today. I can trigger lightning! I am Zeus!

It remains to be seen if I can cause lightning to appear on command (or lack of a command) out of a clear, blue sky. If I can… Let’s just say that there’s a list, and there will be signs that I have a new toy to play with.

I got up this morning to find not just a few scattered clouds, but complete overcast with some nasty, dark, low clouds moving in from the southwest. The weather radar was showing light showers down over the “Inland Empire” areas of the LA metro area, which were turning into convective cells (i.e., thunderstorms) as they were pushed up the mountains and got heated over the desert.

The weather app also said we had a 55% chance of rain today – that couldn’t be right!!

An hour later, I was sure that I was hearing thunder. For a reason, it turns out.

We had two separate thunderstorm cells near us, one to the west, and one to the southeast. Based on the timing between the lightning flashes and the thunder arriving, this was about three and a half miles away and coming straight at us.

I moved a chair out into the back yard, started watching the thunderstorm and rain, watching the four or five hummingbirds that were feeding at our two feeders, and listening to the trains from two different lines running past our house on either side. The Long-Suffering Wife referred to me as being “in hog heaven,” and she’s not wrong.

This went on for the better part of an hour, after which it moved on toward Barstow and parts north.

I know for many you who have weather like this on a regular basis, my reaction sounds overblown and hyperbolic. But we don’t get this sort of activity often. In LA, while we might have eight or ten or a dozen rainy days a year (maybe), we would only get more violent weather like this once every several years. It’s slightly more common up here in the desert, but not much. To get it out of nowhere with little or no warning just a month after moving up here is quite a treat!

LET ME HAVE MY JOY!

There were more New Forever Home Firsts (NFHFs) later in the day. I saw our first squirrel up on the brick wall in the back yard. (Coincidentally, I also put up the first birdseed feeder near that wall earlier today, but he didn’t seem aware of it and never went near. Concidence, or timing?) I also saw our first fence lizard, a decent-sized (8 inches maybe?), all black critter skittering along the back wall toward a row of planters in that back corner.

Finally, there were some interesting tidbits that may point to a most interesting first-time realization about our new house. At the height of the storm, about 10:45, the Virtual Railfan webcam that’s less than a mile away went off the air. Folks were talking about the power being out as SC Edison cut power in a lot of places due to the wind and lightning, in an attempt to minimize the chances of starting a brush fire is something went wrong. And when we went out to dinner, the restaurant was closed (no power?) and we saw a couple of traffic lights that were out or had been out.

So all signs point to a reasonably widespread power outage from about 10:45 to 17:00. Were we lucky that we never lost power or noticed any problem at all? Well, if you think it’s “lucky” that we have a whole slew of solar power panels on the roof…

Not a blip, not an iota of problems with our A/C, computers, lights, refrigerators, cable, internet, etc…

Yet another reason we’re both really liking this house!

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Proof Of Life – August 14th

How did it get to be mid-August? My head is spinning.

Is there an end to the madness somewhere down the road? Is there a quiet, stable, relaxing space somewhere where everything is in the house and unpacked and put away, where I’m not “behind the airplane” at work and watching deadlines whiz toward me like freight trains, where I have time to kick back and chill in this nice yard and maybe read a book or have a BBQ without feeling like I really, REALLY should be doing something critical?

There must be. I have faith, or hope. Why keep moving in the marathon if I didn’t think there was a finish line?

But, damn! There are days…

Good and bad. For example, I know that there’s a drip irrigation system for all of the nice plants and fruit trees and flowers, but I have yet to see it on or any signs that it’s working. So I did some poking around, found a control panel of some sort, played around with the controls, and viola!

The good news is that it turned on! This is in the interior courtyard.

The bad news, obviously, is that I found the first drip irrigation stub that needs its nozzle replaced.

I have no idea how to do that, but I’m sure that someone at Lowe’s will be glad to explain it to me – and sell me a bunch of replacement parts.

PROGRESS! Onward, to the quiet, stable, relaxing space somewhere! RAMMING SPEED!!

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