Monthly Archives: June 2013

Critters

I just took Jessie out for her evening constitutional and stood out in the yard for a few minutes watching the bats. We’re close to the mountains between the San Fernando Valley and Simi Valley and almost every evening we’ll get a dozen or so flitting about under the street lights. I love them, they keep down the bugs.

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We also have Lester, a peacock, who wanders in and out of the neighborhood, hooting and hollering as peacocks are wont to do. With the Chatsworth Reservoir just to our north we get lots of ducks and geese flying about.

We get plenty of gorgeous red-tail hawks, lots of hummingbirds, some really big turkey vultures, the occasional woodpecker, and the usual assortment of sparrows, crows, mockingbirds, mourning doves, pigeons, and being only twenty miles or so from the ocean, sea gulls.

We also have some big owls – remind me to tell you some time about how the ceiling in our house dripped blooooood when we first moved in.

In our yard we ocasionally see some good-sized lizards (Fred, and now presumably some Descendant of Fred). I’ve seen dead rattlesnakes and other live snakey-type beasts, but I give them some space, so we’ve never been properly introduced.

A couple of days ago I wrote about the family of raccoon living on our roof. Our neighborhood also is the home of skunks (Jessie LOVES playing with them!), opossums, rabbits, coyotes, and once I saw a cougar prowling the neighborhood at night.

I’ve seen deer next to the freeway and all over the place at Pepperdine in Malibu. Finally, as in any urban environment, especially one with a lot of fruit trees, we get lots and lots of squirrels andrats.

I have had conversations with friends from the country or back in Vermont who question how I can live someplace so “barren” and devoid of “nature” and “wildlife”.

Except for the absence of moose, I hadn’t noticed a lack of critters, even in the suburbs of Los Angeles. The critters seem to be doing surprisingly well.

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Why I Like The Window Seat

The other day I talked about flying and mentioned that while I prefer the left-hand seat in the very, VERY first row, when flying commercially I always try to get a window seat.

From our trip last week from Norfolk (ORF) to Dallas-Fort Worth (DFW), when there was some significant storm activity across the Appalachian Mountains, with some BIG thunderstorm cells popping up over Kentucky and Tennessee.

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After we got to DFW I looked up this image from FlightAware.com. The green line is our flight track. Pay attention to that big red blob on the radar just north of the Alabama line, about a hundred miles southwest of Nashville.

Flying southwestward from ORF to DFW:

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThis storm front went from Florida to New York and was causing flash flooding throughout central Virginia and into DC. It was “exciting” (i.e., bumpy & turbulent) climbing through it. (I love “exciting” flying, Ronnie not so much – one of the reasons that she’s The Long Suffering Wife.)

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERACan you see the southbound jet (bright white dot) right above center in the gap between the two lines of clouds? He was probably 10K feet below us and descending, possibly into Atlanta.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERASometimes with a lot of clouds & showers around an a late afternoon sun and the right course, you can get lucky and see a rainbow in a shower below you.

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAWay over on the right, we start to see that really big thunderhead over Tennessee, climbing through the altitude that all of the other thunderheads were topping out at and building its signature anvil shape much higher, maybe at 50,000 feet or more. That’s a lot of energy, that’s a lot of danger. We were kept a long way away from it for a reason.

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAA second rainbow spotted today.

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAHere you can clearly see how much higher that one convection cell rises compared to all of the other activity in the area.

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOff in the middle distance, just to the left of that monster supercell, a third rainbow of the day from a small cell that’s dumping a shower over northwest Tennessee.

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAnd THAT‘s why I like having a window seat!! It may not be low earth orbit, but it’s probably as close as I’m going to get this year. (As always, I’m more than willing to talk any time to any one who can prove me wrong on that last point.)

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Heads Up! Look At Saturn Tonight!

For those of you on Earth tonight, it will be a great time to spot the planet Saturn just after dark. (For those of you not on Earth, please contact me immediately about how I can join you.) It doesn’t matter where you are, east or west, north or south – if you have a sunset today and can see the moon (i.e., if it’s not cloudy and/or pouring rain and/or you’re indoors), you can spot Saturn.

Saturn will be very near the moon tonight after sunset, and the moon is a honkin’ big bright thing that’s easy to spot, so that will make Saturn easy to spot. To the naked eye Saturn will look like a bright, slightly yellowish colored star very close to the Moon.

Here’s a link to an online, interactive sky chart from Astronomy Magazine if you need help or want more detailed information.

In a pair of decent binoculars you should be able to at least see some elongation and possibly even some of the rings of Saturn. (And in binoculars, the Moon is fantastic, particularly along the terminator, the line between light & dark.)

If you have a telescope of any size, you can easily see the rings of Saturn – the bigger the telescope, the better the view.

Even if it is cloudy or pouring rain or you’re stuck indoors tonight, don’t fret – Saturn’s not moving much (from our point of view), although the moon is, so Saturn will still be there tomorrow and Friday and next week and into July. You just won’t have the moon right next to it every night to serve as a viewing guide.

And tomorrow we’ll get a view back at us from Saturn. The Cassini spacecraft will pass through Saturn’s shadow and will take a picture of Saturn’s night side and eclipsed rings, which will also show the “pale, blue dot” that is Earth from 851 million miles.

So remember to look up and wave tomorrow at about 2:30 PM PDT! Smile and say, “Cheese!”

14:50 PDT UPDATE: So that whole “tomorrow at about 2:30” thing for waving at Saturn. It seems that me and about half the Twitterverse got that wrong. The article quoted above quite clearly says “July 19th”, as in “July” and not “June”. So reset your alarms for next month, OK? (But still go look at Saturn near the moon tonight, or tomorrow, or Friday…)

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I Miss Flying

It’s an “interesting” time (in the Chinese curse meaning of the term) and certain sacrifices and adjustments are necessary. I understand that.

But I was cleaning out my wallet today after it got stuffed with receipts and little bits and pieces of accounting detritus over the last two weeks of travelling and in the process pulled out my private pilot’s medical certificate. It’s coming up for renewal in September, which I knew. It’s really not that big of a deal to get it renewed. Except that I’m not flying these days. In fact, it’s been almost twenty months since I last flew.

And I really, really miss it.

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When I got my pilot’s license in 2009 I was just about as thrilled as I’ve ever been. There are plenty of stories about the training and I can still go on about my check ride and wondering how I managed to pass it (another day, I promise), but when the FAA inspector told me that I had passed and gave me the temporary certificate, I was giddy enough to grab the nearest stranger, shove my camera into his hands, tell him I had just gotten my ticket, and ask him to take my picture. (I’m usually not quite that aggressively outgoing.)

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Whiteman Airport in Pomona is a great place to fly out of and I really like the folks at Vista Aviation that I rent planes from, as well as my flight instructor, Robert, who was tough on me when I needed it but never let me give up.

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When I got my license I was thrilled to take each of my kids, The Long Suffering Wife, and other friends and relatives up for tours of the California coast, the San Fernando Valley, the Santa Clarita Valley and Simi Valley areas, the Los Angeles basin, and so on.

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(Yes, you CAN see our house from here!)

I had plans then to be flying at least every couple of weeks, to start steadily expanding the local airports that I had flown into and was familiar with, to build up some hours and experience, to be working on my instrument rating in two or three years, to be working up to a bigger, more powerful plane, maybe to get a tail-dragger certificate, maybe get an acrobatic ratings. Someday soon I was going to own my own plane.

But flying is not an inexpensive activity. And my job situation was getting a bit uncertain, and discretion said that maybe those plans should be put on hold, maybe the cautious path was the wiser one.

The accountant’s brain says the decision to put flying on hold was wise. The pilot’s heart says that it was stupid.

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Last week we flew commercially to the East Coast, and as always I tried to get a window seat whenever possible. But there’s nothing like the one on the left in the very first row, even if (or especially if!) you’re at 3,500 feet instead of 35,000 feet and doing 110 knots instead of 440 knots.

Once the job situation gets stabilized, it’s going to be time to renew that medical and get on Robert’s schedule for a few lessons to get my flight currency back. Whatever else will be going on, I don’t think I’ll be completely happy or satisfied until that’s done.

 

 

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Raccoon Rescue!!

We have multiple raccoon living in our neighborhood. About a year ago we found two of them living occasionally on our roof under an overhang where there’s a bit of shade and shelter. For the most part they’re not much of a bother so we let them be.

We’ve named them “Rocky” and “Raquel”.

A half-hour ago I let the dog out into the back yard (she’s still re-exploring everything after her two weeks at the kennel) and she immediately tore off into the bushes behind the empty “in-ground hot tub” (I don’t know if it’s a Jacuzzi ® or not), barking like a demon. This is known as “a bad sign“.

I could hear quite a ruckus in the bushes, growling, barking, squealing, so I hollered at Jessie until she came out, completely “poofed” and in battle mode. I was pretty sure what the issue was, so I put her inside, grabbed a camera, and carefully approached the BBQ and hot tub area.

In the dry, empty hot tub, was this:

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As I approached the area I could hear this little girl squealing and crying like there was no tomorrow. And I could hear answering cries from the big, dense pine trees next to the hot tub, so it was clear that help was near by. Raquel was my concern since I didn’t believe that she would assume that I was harmless. (Fortunately I had grabbed the camera with the big telephoto lens, so I was about ten feet away.)

Out of the tree came Raquel (apparently still lactating):

2013-06-17_IMG_6232_small“And just who the hell are YOU?!” that look says. (“Me? I’m the guy who’s going to run like hell for the front yard, screaming like a little girl, if you take one step toward me.”)

2013-06-17_IMG_6234_small“Mom, can I get a little help here?”

2013-06-17_IMG_6235_small“I’m glad that you’re keeping on eye on the camera dude, but I’m not quite big enough to make it out on my own.”

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2013-06-17_IMG_6245_smallThe sibling’s arrival has NOT helped the situation. The one up top is saying, “You are in soooooooo much trouble when Dad hears about this!”, while the one below is saying, “At least I didn’t get chased up a tree by that woosie white dog!” Raquel would like them to stop arguing and get focused on the problem at hand. (I know that this is how the conversation went because I have seven brothers and sisters, and my mother had to put up with this shit for decades.)

2013-06-17_IMG_6247_smallClose…

2013-06-17_IMG_6250_small…but no cigar. Still stuck. Sibling is bored and not helping.

2013-06-17_IMG_6255_small“You’re turned the wrong way!” “I’m trying to grab on, get me out of here!!”

2013-06-17_IMG_6257_small“Let me grab you from the back!” Sibling is finally being useful, serving as lookout in case that camera dude gets any funny ideas.

2013-06-17_IMG_6258_small“OK, that’s still not working.”

2013-06-17_IMG_6261_small“There we go! Finally got you by the back of the head, now relax!” Sibling is thinking, “Whoa! That does not look comfortable! Remind me to stay out of the hot tub!”

2013-06-17_IMG_6263_smallRescued at last! Raquel is either giving me the stink-eye or thanking me for pulling the dog back and not bothering her or her kids during the rescue.

FYI, total time between the first picture and the last (from the file datestamps): two minutes and twenty-two seconds.

I tried to catch some of the chatter and action with my iPhone video while I was shooting these pictures. If I get anything usable I’ll post it later.

I guess we’re going to have to come up with at least two more names. And keep Jessie on a shorter leash in the back yard for a while.

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Odds & Sods For Sunday, June 16th

Item The First: The “Odds & Sods” articles aren’t really meant to only be a Sunday thing – they’re just sort of turning out that way for now. Just so you know – they can pop up out of nowhere any time, any day, and rock your world! (Especially on days when I’ve got a lot of little items to rant about instead of one big rant.)

Item The Second: Fifty years ago today, on June 16, 1963, the first woman went into space. Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman to leave the planet, orbiting the Earth forty-eight times in three days, giving her more experience in space than the entire US astronaut corp combined at that point.

It was twenty years and two days later (so celebrate again on Tuesday!) when Sally Ride became the first American to go into space.

As of this moment there are two women in space, American Karen Nyberg on the ISS and Chinese astronaut Wang Yaping.

Of the 534 people who have gone to space, 57 have been women. So first of all, let’s get cracking on making that 534 number more like 534,000, and while we’re at it, let’s make that 57 number more like 267,000. Okey dokey?

Item The Third: We’re back home at last from the two-week long graduation tour to Virginia and Northern California. More thoughts and pictures and stories to follow (can’t shut me up!) but for now a bit of normal routine would be nice. Tomorrow we’ll get the dog back from “the spa”, for the next month or so I’ll be forced to pet the cat constantly since she’s not fond of “solitary” when we leave

Most importantly, in the morning we’ll have to hit the grocery store. In the weeks leading up to these trips we did a fantastic job of buying only groceries that we would need before we left to limit waste and what we would have to toss when we got back.

As a result, we now have one apple (which I picked up at the Admiral’s Club in LAX, carried to Virginia, carried all around Virginia, brought back to California from Virginia, took up to Davis, and have now brought BACK from Davis), some granola bars, a couple of Diet Cokes, and one serving of Cheerios.

It could get ugly here in the morning.

Item The Fourth: The birthday balloon is finally really, REALLY on it’s last legs, a full ninety days after my birthday. No need to alert either NASA or Goodyear. On Thursday, just before we left for Davis, it was just about neutrally buoyant with the original foot or so of yellow string attached.

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Today it’s not quite hanging completely limp, but it’s not quite fully buoyant any more.

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Still, that’s gotta be the best balloon I’ve ever gotten!

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UC Davis Graduation

Very, very long, busy, good day.

Daughter Kat graduated from UC Davis with a BA in Japanese and a minor in music. We are very proud of her.

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The Joyous Vuvuzela of Victory got blown many times, although outside, since they wouldn’t let me bring in into the ceremony.

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This evening, we went to a minor league baseball game on a whim, and it turned out to not only be fireworks night, but “Star Wars” night!

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Later, it’s bed time!!

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Alex From Microsoft

Yesterday I got a phone call from “Alex From Microsoft”.

Really! I couldn’t make this up! Alex! Alex from Microsoft! He called me! Personally! On my very own phone!

Despite Alex’s rather heavy accent (he sounded a lot like Kunal Nayyar), I didn’t hang up and move on with my life. Instead, I said, “Really, Alex? You’re from Microsoft? The one in the United States?”

This is normally the point at which these phone calls mysteriously get cut off. Given the news of the last week, I now suspect that the NSA has some ‘bot listening in and it deliberately interferes with my ability to get professional computer help directly from the font of wisdom and benevolent guidance that calls like Alex’s represent. But that’s just a working theory.

Alex however did not get cut off, and insisted that he was indeed from Microsoft. Furthermore, they had detected an error on my computer and were there to guide me with help in correcting it.

Since our call had not been terminated at the first sign of my skepticism about Alex’s true identity, I now had a new insight into Alex’s nature. Thinking that Alex might be a trainee of some sort, I asked him if his English language lessons had progressed to the point where he knew what the term “bullshit!” means.

Alex had apparently not heard that term, but assured me yet again that he was from Microsoft, there was a problem they had detected, and he wanted… If I didn’t know better, I might have thought that Alex was repeating the same rote script, starting over from the beginning every time that I interrupted him.

So I interrupted him again.

I asked Alex what version of Windows this “problem” was impacting, since I might not be using that version. He said that he was Alex, he was from Microsoft, there was a problem they had detected… (“HODOR!”) I asked him to stop and again asked which version of Windows this problem affected. Alex said that the problem was with “THE” Windows program, saying it like Buckeye pro athletes pronounce “THE Ohio State University”.

Again I called bullshit on his explanation and explained to Alex that I thought that this call was a bogus scam and asked him who he worked for and how stupid did he think that I was?

Again, our call was not immediately terminated, confirming in my mind Alex’s rookie training status. But my comment did prompt a flurry of conversation in the background on Alex’s end in a language that I did not recognize. It must have been Canadian – the Microsoft offices are somewhere up near Canadian, aren’t they?

One more time Alex told me that he was with THE Microsoft and that they had detected that I had six computers running with this problem… I cut Alex off and asked him if he would like to guess again about the number of computers I had running Windows. I also suggested to Alex that he ask someone in the office with him to explain what “bullshit” meant, especially if he was going to be spreading so much of it in his chosen career.

Now things got weird.

After more conversations in a foreign language in the background, someone else came on the line (who also sounded a LOT like Kunal Nayyar’s second cousin) and identified himself as Alex’s supervisor. He insisted they were with THE Microsoft and had detected a serious error in Windows on the laptop computer that I was using. They were there to help walk me through a procedure which would solve my problem and fix my computer.

I pointed out that  the computer I was using at that moment wasn’t a laptop and wasn’t using Windows. But for all of our sakes, could he please teach Alex what “BULLSHIT!” means?

Now the NSA ‘bot cut in and disconnected me from Alex and his supervisor. I must have gotten too close to the wisdom.

Let’s hope that Alex learned his lesson.

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No Vuvuzelas Allowed?!

Getting ready to go to the graduation at UC Davis for The Long Suffering Daughter #2 and I find this in the notes on where to park and when it starts and so on:

“Guests are subject to be searched for inappropriate items before entering the Pavilion…Other inappropriate or distracting items (such as noisemakers) will be confiscated at the door and
during the ceremony.”

Is a vuvuzela inappropriate? Is a vuvuzela distracting? Is a vuvuzela a noisemaker? Gee, let’s ask the folks who organized the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

My theory is that this ban on “inappropriate” or “distracting” noisemakers is in place system-wide in the University of California after an incident at the 2011 graduation at UC Irvine, thanks to one loud and obnoxious parent who brought a vuvuzela and used it enthusiastically and often to celebrate his child’s graduation.

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I haven’t been able to track down a specific reference for confirmation of this theory (mainly because I just made it up) but it sounds valid to me.

They’ll take my vuvuzela from me when they pry it from my cold, dead lips!!

Plus, that shade of blue is one of the UC colors! Would it help if I got another one that’s yellow or gold to go along with it?

The Joyous Vuvuzela Of Victory will be in Davis this weekend!! It just may be in the parking lot, not in the auditorium. We’ll see.

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Have A Picture, June 12th

Tired. It’s getting late (at least I’m not a Chicago Blackhawks or Boston Bruins fan up well past midnight in triple overtime), I’m a bit jet lagged still, we’re off for more travel tomorrow (the 2013 Graduation Tour, Phase Two), and I’m not sure that my brain is hitting on all cylinders.

So have a picture:

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This is the Commemorative Air Force’s Spitfire at the Camarillo airport on March 18th. I would love to have enough experience, flight hours, skill, money, and time to be able to fly this beauty – but the odds of that are fairly long. So I ogle and take pictures.

Here’s her cockpit:

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Tomorrow, the road! I think we’re taking The Long Suffering Wife’s new(ish) convertible rather than my ancient-adjacent POS van, so maybe somewhere along I-5 with the top down and the wind in my hair I can pretend that I’m flying the Spitfire.

As long as the CHP doesn’t notice…

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