Morphing Into Gondor

With the maple tree in our front yard becoming increasingly denuded and looking more and more like the White Tree of Gondor, it only makes sense that as I allow my hair to grow back out and I’m starting to look my age, I’m looking more and more like Denethor (son of Ecthelion), the 26th and Final Steward of Gondor, as portrayed in the movies by John Noble.

I hope this doesn’t mean that I have to fight an orc army or Ring Wraiths on flying Nazgul. So far it’s just Two-Tone and the owl and they seem friendly-ish.

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Ice Cream Truck

About sixteen months ago, I wroteTake Advantage Of Your Opportunities When You Get Them:

At our old house on Pomelo, the streets were flat and we were about five houses down the street from the elementary school, so we would have the ice cream truck by almost daily during the summer, every year. I would always hear it and always be busy, so I always figured that I would go out and catch the truck and get a random, spontaneous ice cream treat some other time in the future. Tomorrow. Or the next day. Next week, maybe. Next month…

Six years ago we moved to this house, which is at the top of a really long, steep hill that the ice cream truck might or might not be able to actually get up, and we’re nowhere near a school. Thus, NO ice cream trucks here. EVER.

And something made me think about that and realize that I had the opportunity almost daily for DECADES and I almost never took advantage of those opportunities. And now I’m out of luck.

Something else to check out when we’re shopping for the Forever Home. And you can bet if I find out that we’re on a regular path for an ice cream truck, I’ll be dropping everything and sprinting out for an ice cream sandwich when I hear that tinny, electronic circus tune. If I happen to be in the middle of a work Zoom meeting? C’est la vie! A guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do! I’ll be older and wiser the next time.

Today it happened. Fortunately, I was not in the middle of a work Zoom meeting.

While I’ve never heard an ice cream truck on our street before in the past 4+ months, this afternoon the sound was unmistakable. Tinny, electronic Christmas music.

I do not normally have my wallet or any money on my person when I’m working from home and time was short (our block only has six houses on each side, so he didn’t have far to go and head back out) so I broke the land-speed record getting to the bedroom on the other side of the house, grabbing my wallet, and sprinting out the front door. Fortunately, some kids from next door had slowed him down.

Mr. Reyes’ van has seen better days and looks like it’s been ridden hard and put away wet more than once. But it was chock o’ block full of frozen goodness, EXACTLY the way that I remembered it from my childhood. It was practically an out of body experience.

I got a Blue Bunny Chips Glaore! Cookie Sandwich, 300 calories, 12g of fat, 15mb of cholesterol, and 46g of carbohydrates, all of them delightful. For the Long-Suffering Wife I grabbed a Blue Bunny Drumstick. I asked the driver (perhaps Mr. Reyes himself?) to remember us and come back soon, I would be listening for his signal.

Then, planning for the future, since I almost missed him while sprinting through the house for my wallet, I grabbed some singles and have designated them as “Emergency Ice Cream Truck Money.”

When singles pile up I normally stuff them in a drawer and try to remember to take them when I travel for tips, but now I have a stack right where I can grab them quick and head out the front door. My office is at the front of the house, right by the front door, so when he comes back, next time I’ll be ready.

Just because it’s a simple, fondly-remembered experience from childhood doesn’t mean that the adult can’t stack the deck to make it successfully happen again!

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My Surprised Face

Literally.

When I’m going to take a picture with my iPhone at night and I don’t realize that the phone is set to the forward facing camera with the flash on instead of the rear camera with no flash.

Damn, I look like shit!

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Eating Healthy Is Going To Kill Me

I need to lower my A1C numbers and shave off a few pounds, despite the oncoming holidays and associated feasting, so I’m trying to eat healthier. Tonight it was just a small piece of broiled chicken breast and a small portion of steamed green beans. No carbs at all.

Hypoglycemia, here I come!

Crashing and burning, trying to stay awake, it’s a good excuse for some ice cream and OJ and grapes, but my head is still floating.

This “healthy” shit is going to kill me!

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Instagram Ad Hell

Mondays! Am I right? Ho, ho, freaking ho, Merry freaking Christmas!

If I’m letting my brain burble for a moment and I’m surfing through videos of sunsets and planes and loons and wild critters and so on on Instagram and you and your mind-numbingly STUPID product interrupt my flow with an ad, I will hate you with the white-hot fire of a million suns.

If on top of that the audio on your ad starts with, “Whoever invented this deserves a raise!” then I hope that they’re excavating a whole new level of Hell for you and I hope you’re there soon.

If the audio on your ad starts with “How did it take until 2025 for someone to figure this out…” then I’m wondering why YOU didn’t figure it out and get insanely filthy rich last year, so YOU get the next level of Hell underneath that one.

If the audio on your ad starts with both, I will break the land speed record hitting the “mute” and “delete” buttons and I will make a voodoo doll of you to make sure that every time you think about sex you get kidney stones instead.

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Maple Leaves – The Next Chapter

It was a joy watching the leaves on our front yard maple tree turn bright red. (See here and here, for example.)

Now –

The white branches and few straggler leaves look cool against a bright blue sky.

But, of course, all of those leaves had to go somewhere.

There they are! What a mess.

And the astroturf acts like Velcro as they blow up on there.

Once I get the final lights done I guess I’ll have to move into “homeowner maintenance” mode. Ugh!

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Hesperia Christmas Lights 2025 – Day Three

Not a lot of new lights up, mainly because they’re all “in transit” from where I ordered them online and the deliveries keep getting delayed. I tried to see if Lowe’s had anything still, and they’ve been picked pretty clean. My bad for not being prepared, I guess.

However, the wreathes came in, and like with our Pomelo house (from 7+ years ago) we again have two gorgeous wooden front door, each with a huge, all natural wreath from the Vermont Country Store.

I love the look! But what’s that hiding in the one on the right?

Sorry, I can’t help myself.

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Supermoon Over Christmas Lights

At the Forever Home, Friday is trash pickup day. So Thursday night is take-out-the-trash-bins night. Last night I was out shortly after sunset when, from the viewpoint at the curb, the Cold supermoon was just rising above the house.

Not bad, eh?

Every single day there’s still a moment when I stop, look around, and say, “DAMN! We live here!!!”

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Cold Supermoon Rising

That’s “cold” as in “Cold Moon” is the name of the December full Moon, so while it was nippy in SoCal, it wasn’t really cold.

With the Moon rising to the northeast, it came up right behind these power line towers as seen from the kitchen. It looked bitchin’!

To get the shot from the back yard, however, I was on a small ladder way off at the side of the yard. No problemo!

A couple of minutes later, from my usual spot on the pergola, the Moon was starting to get into a thin layer of clouds at almost the EXACT moment of being full. The Moon was 100.00% full at 17:00 PST – this picture was taken at 16:49, just eleven minutes away from being full.

Near perigee (the closest point to Earth in its eliptical orbit) the Moon was something like 30% brighter than it would be at apogee (the furthest point from Earth). Thus the “super” Moon.

It was stunning to see!

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39ºF + 99% Full Moon + Clouds

Quite the recipe for a bracing and brisk and beautiful night!

But wait, there’s more!

Blow up the image to full size and you’ll see Orion just to the right and below the center. And the “V” (pointed to the right) of Taurus just under the Moon, in that notch in the clouds.

And of course, even if you didn’t blow the image up to full size, that really bright object just off of the left edge is Jupiter.

Wouldn’t it be neat to just lay out on a lawn chair and watch for a couple of hours? Preferably in a thick, down-filled sleeping bag. 39ºF now, headed toward 32ºF before dawn.

Nippy!

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