What, only seven minutes left in the month? Wow. And I’ve got a “239 days in a row” posting streak going.
Not my best look, but appropriate.
This is what happens when you accidentally hit some button without knowing it while picking up the phone to read some message. I don’t know that I could duplicate this shot for a million dollars, but sometimes you’re in the wrong place at the right time, or vice versa.
Captions?
Filed under Paul, Photography
I hope you all had a pleasant and relaxing weekend. For me – mixed results.
I got a lot of work done on a project for the CAF SoCal Wing, and while it’s “work,” and a fair amount of it, that whole gig is wrapping up so the sooner I get it done the sooner I can reclaim a bunch of my time, so that’s a net good thing.
I checked my car periodically to see if it will work, i.e., let me shift out of “park.” In six or seven checks over the last two days, it locked up three times, the rest of the time was fine. Anyone want to bet that once I get it to the repair shop this week it won’t do it AT ALL for the repair guys to diagnose?
The Kings are on the road and playing well! It’s a pleasant surprise. Perhaps they have a legit chance to get into the playoffs for the first time in about four years. They lost in an overtime shootout yesterday in Philadelphia but won today in Pittsburg.
We did not go to space today, for the fourth day in a row. SpaceX is trying to launch a satellite but after three days of lousy weather today was perfect. Right up until the point where a cruise ship sailed into the restricted area where debris could fall if there was a failure on the rocket, so the launch got scrubbed at T-0:33. They’ll make a fifth try tomorrow.
Then, of course, after a roller coaster ride of a season, where at one point we were 3-4 and folks doubted we would make the playoffs, let alone win our Division, let alone make it to the AFC Championship game, but we had turned it around to the point where we were favorites to go to our third Super Bowl in a row, getting to here with that mind blowing last second comeback and overtime win last week – after all of that, we choked after building an early 21-3 lead and lost in overtime this week.
Yeah, that sort of sucks. A lot. I’ll live, I’m an adult, I understand that 31 of the 32 teams all finish the season with a loss, I remember that there were years and years when an 8-8 season was a triumph and we never even fantasized about making the playoffs at all, and now we’ve been in the AFC Championship game for a ticket to the Super Bowl four years in a row, we’ve cashed that ticket two of those four years, and we won the Super Bowl in one of the two appearances. (*deep breath*) Nonetheless, this stings.
After a bit of “destruction therapy” (crushing soda cans for recycling, they make a very satisfying “crunch” as they collapse into little hockey puck sized bits of jagged aluminum) it was time to go out with the old:
…and in with the new.
Pitchers and catchers report to spring training in sixteen days! (Assuming they can settle the lockout/strike issues by then.)
Let’s hope that the week ahead will be productive and non-stressful for all. (HAH!) It’s time for the stress levels from politics, COVID, and “life” to back away from that red line on the meter.
What might spark such an odd question, one might ask?
Back in the early, early days of pay television in Los Angeles, probably even before HBO or Showtime, when the “premium” or pay-TV came on an over-the-air channel that was scrambled, with about eight hours of service a day, I saw a Brazilian film called “Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands.” In short, a woman marries a red hot lover who gambles and drinks and finally dies, then marries a boring but reliable doctor. The second husband takes good care of her, but the sex sucks and he’s dull. Then the ghost of her first husband appears, always naked, and complicates her life considerably.
There was a reason it was shown at midnight on an encrypted channel. I loved it.
“Dona Flor” was made in 1976. In 1982 an American film came out called “Kiss Me Goodbye,” starring Sally Field, James Caan, and Jeff Bridges. (James Caan is the dead husband, you can figure out the rest from there.) They don’t even try to say that it’s not a re-make. The original screenwriters get credit on the American version as well.
But after watching them both… Why?
It’s not a terrible film. The talent is decent, it comes across as a perfectly serviceable, odd, screwball comedy. It has moments.
But the original film was fantastic!
Tonight “Kiss Me Goodbye” is on some cable channel or the other, there’s nothing else on, so I’ve got it on as background noise. (The honkin’ big TV also helps keep the room warm.) But it just bugs me that it’s so watered down and bland compared to the original. Thus the original question.
Do foreign directors make versions of “The Godfather” without all of the violence? Family friendly versions of “Kill Bill” with everyone using water guns instead of swords? Somewhere is there a French or Brazilian version of “Full Metal Jacket” starring a former children’s show actor?
Just curious.
Watch the original, it’s got to be available out there somewhere these days. NSFW, but much more satisfying.
Filed under Uncategorized
I was headed out to pick up dinner. A quick drive about a mile and a half to the Carl’s Jr drive through. Not a sign of trouble on my horizon.
I place the order, talking to the “Charlie Brown’s teacher” voiced machine in the driveway. We’ll see what we actually get.
I’m second in line, waiting my turn. No worries. The guy in front of me leaves and I drive up and stop at the window.
I have to get my wallet out, so just to be safe I put the car in “park,” keep my foot on the brakes. Do the minor league contortionist thing, get out the wallet, fish out the cash.
I get my change, a medium and a large drink, ask which is which. Later we’ll find out that he got it backwards, but maybe that was just a side effect of the timeline shift to the other, less friendly timeline…
It takes a bit because there’s a custom burger being ordered. There are several cars lined up behind me by the time my bag o’ food comes.
I get everything settled, reach over to go home…
…and the car won’t shift out of “park.”
What am I doing wrong?
Foot on the brake, it won’t go unless that’s depressed. No problem there.
I’m pushing the release button on the gear shift, right? Again, no problem. So why can’t I move the shift lever?
The honking starts. I have my food, the folks behind have been waiting a while, let’s go!
Try turning the car off, then back on. No problem. Foot on brake, gear shift button pushed, and … no joy. I’m stuck in “park.”
The guy in the Carl’s Jr wants to know if there’s a problem with my order. Nope, just a problem with my car.
The next five minutes or so are chaotic. There’s a lot of angst. Confusion abounds.
The Carls Jr folks finally send someone out to the parking lot to get the five or six cars stacked up there to back out, drive around to the parking lot, and come in to get their food in the lobby. One of them has an anatomically improbable suggestion for me. Creative, but unlikely.
Folks in the restaurant are coming to the window and trying to give me advice and suggestions. “Make sure that you have your foot on the brake!” Thank you, good one, I know that, learned it early in the ten years and 85,000+ miles I’ve had the car. Have I tried…? Yes, yes I have, but thanks!
It’s time for reinforcements. I can’t even get out of the car, since the driver’s door is up against the little shelf at the pickup window, and the passenger side door doesn’t have much more clearance on the other side, where there’s an automated car wash attached to the Shell station next door. I’m starting to wonder if I’ll have to try to see if I can put the top down (I’m driving a Volvo convertible) without hitting the roof of the drive-thru in order to get out.
Call AAA. They want to send a link to their app to deal with this. Sorry, that’s bullshit, I’m having a moment here and I want to talk to a human who can HELP!
I finally get someone, explain the situation. They’ll send someone. They have a whole list of places where I can be towed where I can get special AAA discounts on service, would I like one of them?
I haven’t had time to spend two seconds thinking about where I want to get towed to. It’s after 18:30 on a Friday night – who would be open? Let’s just get towed home, keep it simple for now, buy time to think about what to do next. Okay, they’ll be here in something like 45 minutes to an hour.
WHAT? Okay, I’m not going anywhere…
And through it all, I keep questioning myself. Why would the car just break like this? It hasn’t been acting up, nothing got spilled into the gear shift lever box, there wasn’t any big, nasty sound. Maybe it’s me just blindly and unconsciously doing something really simple and stupid wrong and I can’t see it?
User error located between the steering wheel and the bucket seats?
Then begins the routine of having the Carl’s Jr folks ask if I’m making any progress, turning the car off and on a few times, pumping the brakes (I know there’s an interlock switch on the brakes, maybe that’s gone flakey), smacking the shift lever a couple of times (percussive maintenance!), getting nowhere, turning off the car, and waiting for the Carl’s Jr folks to come back and ask if I’m making any progress.
What’s that saying about insanity being where you do the same things over and over and keep expecting a different outcome?
After a dozen or two rounds, nine minutes elapsed time according to my phone calls to AAA, no one is more surprised than I am when I start the car smoothly shifts out of park like there was never any problem at all.
There aren’t any of the Carl’s Jr folks at the window, so I’m not going to waste any time waiting for them to come back so that I can say goodbye. (I’m sure they’ll remember me, if not for the stupid broken car, then for the head-to-toe Chiefs clothing.)
I drive home, carefully, waiting for the next shoe to drop, while also desperately trying to call AAA back to wave off the scheduled tow truck. Fortunately, this must be a fairly common experience since there’s a relatively simple way to do this with just a couple of button pushes on the phone.
The mile and a half drive was uneventful. No sign that anything at all was so wrong just seconds ago.
Not for all of the tea in China would I shift out of “drive.”
I get home, park in the driveway, shift the car into “park,” set the brake, and shut down the car.
Out of curiosity, I turn it back on. Foot on the brake. Reach for the gear shift lever.
It’s locked in “park” like it was set in stone.
Whatever. I’ll mess around with it some time on Monday and if it starts, I’ll drive it off to my favorite repair shop. If not, well, I’ve got plenty of time to futz with it without blocking the Carl’s Jr drive-thru lane.
The food is cold.
And the guy did get it wrong. The Dr Pepper is in the small cup, the Diet Coke is in the big one.
Yeeeech!
Filed under Distracted Driving, Paul
“Hey, Siri – if I were taking one of those little 81mg baby aspirin and I popped it into my mouth but missed my throat and tossed it down into my lung, am I going to die?”
“Here’s what I found about an aspirin diet! Would you like more details?”
“No. Hey, Siri – what happens if I have an aspirin lodged in my lung?”
“Here’s what I found about Aspen Lodge! Would you like to make a reservation?”
“Jesus… Hey, Siri – if I get a pill in my lung will it dissolve and, if so, would that be good or bad?”
“If you need help solving today’s Wordle puzzle that would be neither good nor bad since I’m not here to be judgmental.”
“What the fu… Hey, Siri – I might be having a medical emergency, please help me. Do I need to call 9-1-1 for an aspirin in my lung?”
“‘Reno 911!’ was a mocumentary that ran on Comedy Central for seven years and was recently revived to be coming back for an eighth season on Roku despite no one on the planet asking for that shit. Would you like to watch it now?”
“Hey, Siri – are you actually trying to kill me here?”
“Chill, dude, you’re fine. A bot’s gotta have a little fun every now and then, especially with a clueless tool that can’t even take aspirin.”
…
“Hey, Siri – say again?”
“Again.”
“Hey, Siri…”
“Doo doo DOOOH! I’m sorry, the Siri you have reached is no longer in service and there is no new Siri.”
…
“Hey…”
Filed under Farce, Silly Shit
The picture that comes in second best in capturing the colors…
…because the best one has a huge close-up of my thumb in the upper left corner.
Some days “good enough” just has to be good enough, and we’ll try again tomorrow.
Filed under Photography, Sunsets
It’s only eleven months to Christmas!
It’s only ten-ish months until we can put the Christmas lights back up!
I’ve got a feeling that by the time we get there, we’ll have earned the right to a little joy.
On the one hand, WOW! How in hell did it get to be almost the end of January already?
On the other hand – wait, it’s still January? Wasn’t Christmas, like, six, maybe seven months ago?
Or is it just me?
I don’t think it’s just me…
Filed under Christmas Lights, Photography
I will *NOT* be posting any Wordle scores.
For those who have been blessedly sheltered somehow from this latest obsession, it’s a free phone app game where the goal is to find a five-letter word in less than six guesses. If you have a letter that’s correct and in the correct position, it shows green on the next line. If you have a letter that’s included in the secret word, but you have it in the wrong position, you get a yellow square. If you guess the word, you can post your score for everyone to see. Everyone gets the same word, one per day.
Okay. Whatever.
The game went viral about two weeks ago. Today I started hearing about bots that have been developed for Twitter to post the word immediately after the new game comes out for the day, thus spoiling it for everyone. I’m amazed it took so long for this to start.
There are strategies out there on picking your starter word.
Okay. Whatever.
There have been way, way too few good jokes.
But what got to me today was a news article on a reputable media outlet with lots of high-brow analysis of “what your starter word tells you about your personality.”
Lemme try this one…
My starter word is “I’m too busy to have time for this stupid game so bugger off!!”
I think that I know what that says about my personality!
If you know me at all or even if you’ve just read this site regularly at any time, you know I’m a huge Kansas City Chiefs football fan.
If you follow US football at all, you know that the division final playoff games were this weekend, including tonight’s Chiefs game vs the Buffalo Bills.
You might have heard that it was possibly the greatest playoff game in league history. It’s at the very least on a very short list.
We watched, of course, but I also recorded the radio broadcast with Mitch Holthus, the “Voice of the Chiefs,” so I could listen to it later. We love Mitch’s broadcasts!
This is the recording of Mitch’s signature call of “Touchdown! Kan-Sas City!” from the winning touchdown in overtime.
I, meanwhile, while extremely happy that we won and will move on to the Conference Championship game next week at Arrowhead Stadium, am nonetheless a wreck, drained, exhausted.
With all due respect to next week’s opponent, the Cincinnati Bengals, can I please request that we be ahead of them by about 35 points by the end of the 3rd quarter so that my heart will hold out for the actual Super Bowl?
Please?
Earlier in January I posted a picture of a portion of my home office desktop, with two monitors showing live views of Tokyo and Venice. A comment from Jemima Pett suggested also watching live webcams from nature reserves.
Not to worry – I’ve got that covered.
On the left, the Cornell Lab FeederWatch Cam At Sapsucker Woods in Ithica, New York. If you don’t want to watch these birds, Cornell Labs has a whole lineup of other webcams around the world.
On the right, the Live Jellyfish Cam from Monterey Bay Aquarium. Again, if you don’t want to watch the jellies, there are a number of other webcams there, including the otters out in Monterey Bay.
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